Anyone need help with a girl getting laid?
Hit us up!
'Course the last girl I banged a couple days ago had to go to the hospital afterwards so maybe I'm not the right guy to ask! ;)
lol is making a girl have to go to hospital a new Bucket List challenge? Where do you draw the line haha.
Naw was not my intention. Very bizarre honestly, but she's ok. We just had a bit too much sex apparently
This girl is 22, from Turkey, here studying English for a couple months. Very independent and came out alone to bar. I hang out with her for maybe an hour and half. Bar is closing. I wanted to call uber/lyft but new phone and it's not letting me reigster again and is all fucked. Walk her out but no logistics except her place. She's already told me she's got class at 8:30 and roommates. The chances aren't high but I'm walking with her and get halfway but cramp up terribly. She massages my calf but I can still barely walk. She says she needs to go home and I should too I need to call my friends. I try to get water at hers but there's a 7-11 write across the street. She calls me out that she thinks I'm making excuses. I laugh because she's right. We kiss goodbye, make her promise to hang out next week.
The highest escalation was several kisses and makeouts throughout the night that she gradually warmed up to. I actually liked this chick so I may have been kinda needy because I gave her so many compliments.
My texting with her is kinda shitty , I'm obviously the one chasing here and going with what she wants.
Me: Hi *** my futuree Turkish wife
Me: Did you get home safely
Her: Yeah Frosty thank u and im sorry i couldnt answer
Me: All good. How was your day? I drank so much water but I can still barely walk
Her: Sorry for u :( i just went school nothing special. Im tired
Me: Yep me too stayin in tonight so I cna go out tomorrow.
Me: What's your nye plans
Her: I will be with my friends at their home. You?
Me: How are you going to kiss me then
Me: I'm going to pb with some friends
Me: You been there?
Her: But i don't know so much
Me: It's one of the best places to get lots of drinks
Her: Far away
Me: lmao let's go next week what's your schedule like
Her: I dont like make plan :) we can talk later about it
Me: Spontaneous girl.. I like :)
Me: Ok we will talk about it later
Her: Yep :)
Me: What you doin tonight
Her: Nothing im gonna stay at home
Me: (Dos Equis Interesting man) (beer I made her drink instead of bud light)
Her: What *laughing tears smiley*
Me: He's the dos Equis beer guy
Me: (Bud light ad w/ Pit bull)
Me: Here's your bud light :)
I fucked a girl from social circle a couple of days ago in a restaurant WC without saying a word to her before that. I know the owner and he didnt complain ;)
Yeah you're always escalating not waiting till it's "safe". She knew you were playing it safe she even called you out on your weak game lol. Escalate in public! Wtf dude
Ahhh, similar thing just happened again couple days ago. Pulled but no close for this same reason I'm sure lol.
Yeah mangchowder you fix that you'll be getting laid. Escalate all over her, be like water my friend.
That's what your physical escalation is like.