From the Archives: "Darling Tryst from Toronto"
Lol! She was and is one of my favorites..
Girl: I want more of you...you're going to come visit me right!
Me - 1 min later: Yes. Going to beat your dog too
Girl: Why would you say that?
Me - 1 min later: hahaha. I love making jokes about beating dogs!!
Girl: Why?
Girl: Do you beat your dog?
Girl: I'm going to beat your ass!
Me: No not at all. I love her. Even when she poops on the floor. She pooped on seumas' pillowcase!
Girl - 1 min later: Aw that's adorable! I like you dog!
Me: You like me as a dog?
Girl - 1 min later: I like your dog
Me: I know. Heehee
Me - 3 hrs 46 mins later: Remember when I came on your great boobs
Girl - 4 hrs 5 mins later: Yes.
Me: What! I never came on your tits. Must have been another guy!!
Girl: Haha...which John is this?
Girl - 2 mins later: I'm sure you hit them at some point...like when I was kneeling down in the shower! I remember you when came on my face....multiple times and in my mouth!
Girl - 1 min later: Do you think I stopped over in other cities to be with other guys? Omg do you really think I'm that slutty!?! :'(
Me: Mmm. I did. I liked it. I like your boobs too. I want to cup them tonight while I fall asleep
Girl - 3 mins later: I love it when you cup my boobs! It was so amazing when you picked me up in the shower and fuck me against the wall! I love how you pick me up like I wei
Girl: gh nothing!!
Girl: I mean your boobs, right! ;)
Me - 1 min later: Yes. theyre my boobs and Im going to put them in my mouth while you ride my cock again. I really did like picking you up in the shower and using you as a sock puppet for my cock
Girl - 2 mins later: It felt like you we're holding me up with your dick!!
Me - 1 min later: I was. And my biceps
Girl - 3 mins later: I can't wait to do that again!!
Me - 3 mins later: Maybe next time we can have our dogs together and they can hump each other too
Girl - 2 mins later: Haha...my dog will totally hump your dog!! He would love your dog!!
Me - 30 mins later: Omg you let trixie watch us! Now she will be able to tell your dog how she wants to be humped!!
Girl - 1 min later: Yeah...I let her watch us...that totally wasn't you!
Me - 1 min later: Omg. Werent you embarrassed
Girl: A little bit
Couple weeks later (texts lost in interim):
Girl: Ok...but I thought we agreed I would only fuck you..because of the incurable gonorrhea in Toronto!?
Me - 32 mins later: Booboo! I meant you play with your unicorn pussy and figure it out! Not someone else!!
Girl - 3 mins later: Ohhh...that makes more sense!
Me: Omg! Youre a nun now dont you remember? You only fuck your priest!! (Thats me)
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah...I knew that...obviously!
Me - 2 mins later: Because Im your only connection to God (which is also me!)
Girl: But I want you now! I'm so impatient!
Girl - 5 mins later: Like seriously!
Me: Start tickling that kitty!!! I need facts and details!
Girl - 11 mins later: It's wet and longing for your cock!
Me - 2 mins later: Baby Im lying in bed wish you were here Id stick it deep inside you and listen to your little moans as I held you close to me and thrust it in and out of you
Girl - 31 mins later: Omg...don't tell me that! The thought your sexy body on top of me with your cock deep inside me is really turning me on!
Girl - 3 mins later: I'm going to have to go practice!
Me: Your body fits in close to me so good. And I like how my cock barely fits inside you. Youre like a really cute little meat sock for my dick. Well a puppet cuz you talk too. I know we discussed this already but I just had some more thoughts on that
Girl - 2 mins later: I feel so empty inside when I'm not on your dick! :'(
Girl - 9 mins later: Do you remember when I woke you up and you flipped onto my stomach pinned me down fucked me hard then came all over my face? (The cum you were saving up for me)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ya my current girl wont let me take my cock out of her after I come. She says she wants me to live in there and she sounds like shes about to cry when I take it out.
Lol aww. Forgot this convo existed
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Uggh this was great. Haha.
One of the ones that got away...
Hey Caliph check this
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I’ve read this quite a few times, it’s one of the greats. This is part of my playbook on texting/communicating with girls who I’ve slept with. You’re getting right into the juicy details of your prior times together while segueing for future hotness. All the while oscillating between that and the call back humor you two share simultaneously. Within the same text you’ll build sexual tension, then semi break it with commentary, a joke, or continuing the conversation. The momentum carries it all forward naturally and it isn’t out of place. You want to do this the day she leaves your place and it sets the expectation nicely for what this is and will continue to be. She won’t feel cheap, or get buyer’s remorse.
You’re being very silly n sincere although that’s not the only modality you can emulate this process in. You even touch upon some ridiculousness of your dogs which I would never do if I hadn’t banged a girl. Afterwards? You can be a little weird safely ;)
This is advanced shit that will go over most guys’ heads but I think I just did a decent breakdown so that yall can see what’s going on. Just a drop in the bucket for all the other dope texting gems that are spread across the forum. I can’t believe this is free...