Artsy hair stylist
Bank holiday monday. Went out with a mate for a drink in town at the bar, it was still pretty early so we shot the shit and chilled with the bar tenders there for a couple hours. Ended up feeling pretty buzzed so we wondered round and opened a few street sets, speaking generally outlandish alcohol-fuelled nonsense. Vladimir Putin's policies came into conversation with some Russian chick, so we ended up having a full-on conversation on our shared theory of Lenin having built a moon-base, he's still alive watching over all of us with a pair of high-spec binoculars.
Ended up going to the club. Got in and it's dead inside. Saw 2 girls sitting having a conversation so I opened them. I took the tall light skin hair stylist, my friend hand of god's the other girl, he loves that shit. Mine has a boyfriend. I push anyways since I'm decently drunk and the only other option is jacking a mate (not an option). Her friend keeps begging me not to do anything with her because her boyfriend's a lovely guy apparently. She takes my number while we're at the bar at some point- says she'll text me so I get it in the morning. Cool. She shows me her paintings on her phone, we chat a bit, I try to kiss her, her friend manages to interject. Move her to the bar, get her dancing. She volunteers to be my wing. I choose one of the very few chicks in the bar to approach with her. She's terrible. I leave her to dance with the new girl for a bit then chill a little more. I end up leaving early, suppose I felt I'd get nowhere- and used work in the morning as an excuse (though work the next day was a fucking pain on 3 hours sleep).
Girl: ITS ALICE !!!��������
Me - 1 day 14 hrs later: Girl tell me how you don't have whatsapp. Lol
Girl - 19 hrs 8 mins later: Nah mate, what's the big hype
Me - 1 hr 24 mins later: From what I hear your dog's on a hype mate (Mate met her dog, almost bit off his balls)
Girl - 11 mins later: Ahahahaha yeah well wat can i say i trained him well
Me - 47 mins later: Hahah, trained him to eat little Asian men for breakfast? Coold Alice
Girl - 9 mins later: Hahahaha no way, the dog wasn't that bad, my mum was worse :/
Me - 44 mins later: Hahah. Boy would've gotten stabbed. Should've just let your mum join the party mate
Girl - 11 hrs 13 mins later: Haha hell no she's crazy
Me - 1 week later: Yo! Heading to my fav bar in Covent Garden tonight, gonna hijack the jukebox. You're invited. Come down, course your mum's invited too.
Girl - 49 mins later: Mmmm i don't know i shall see if im free
Me - 25 mins later: Lol cool you do that- don't come without your marge (Pushing the mom thing, seeing how far I can go with it)
Girl - 2 mins later: Tour taking the piss mate she wont come
Me - 19 mins later: It's the thought that counts, I want a little crazy in my life dawg- hook me up (Not that far apparently, little desperate)
(Today)
Me - 1 week later: The fro has officially got a new dose of funk. Hell yeah.
Girl - 7 hrs 26 mins later: Hahahaha wat you do to it?
*Photo of my twisted fro, with some badass bokeh*
Girl - 9 hrs 48 mins later: Psssshh picky head :D (Bit rude)
Me - 56 mins later: Yep. Paint that and send me a photo picassobutt (Bit ruder)
Girl - 3 mins later: Picasso but ???
Me: Not but. Butt.
Girl - 50 mins later: Bitch!!!
Me - 2 hrs 11 mins later: Lol. I'm seriously thinking about doing a life drawing class actually. Artsy type such as yourself wanna join? (Uhhh... Lol)
You amoging your boy calling him a little asian man? I'm not sure what you're trying to do here, this the girl with the boyfriend? You don't seem to have much of an edge with these girls, in person or otherwise. I'm not sure what you're doing with the mom thing that was taking away from your ability to get her out. That was a bad move
So you invited her out to a bar, told her not to show without her mum, then invited her out to do a life drawing class. Which I'm not sure what that is but it seems a bit far-fetched. You're sabotaging yourself here
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah it's the girl with the boyfriend.
Amogging wasn't my intention, at least not outright. I see what you mean there though. She's a pretty tall chick, half russia-half togo, I just found the idea of training a dog to eat "little men" *amazon voice* funny, he's asian and told me her dog almost bit a chunk out of him. But I see why it could be insulting.
Egh, Got you though. If my aim is to actually get her out- this stuff isn't the way to go. Cause she has the boyfriend, I feel I'm overcompensating for something. "Gotta be mean" or somethin.
Oh I am actually doing a life drawing class though, it's those old school anatomy classes where you basically sit and draw naked people
I've noticed this "edge" seems to be a returning thing I'm missing in a lot of my texts man. There anything/anyone I should look out for to better understand it?
Yeah you're having a limiting belief/success barrier issue here. You're not going about this in a way that could actually result in something working out.
"I'm actually the model for the class. It's going to be hard drawing myself while I stand there naked but I'll make it happen"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
So we're going to reset things with a cocky/funny line and then go about things in a way that could actually work.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sweet thanks man. I'll send it tomorrow. It's like 4am on sunday, insomnia.