Artsy Sorostitute

Her:  Hahhaha of course I'm coming where else would I be

anything that I should look out for/add

So you're not texting like you know you're sexy. This isn't "chode texting" per se, but you really need to step back, examine your own awesomeness, then subtly have a more confident frame while texting. 

Even something as simple as translating "Me:Hey trianglebutt! How you doing!!" to "Hey trianglebutt. How you doing!' would communicate this. 

Are you afraid of showing this girl interest? Just force her to qualify herself, tease/accuse her of stuff. It will get the dynamic on an even keel. 

Fuck Had already sent this.

Me: Maybe you had a crazy dorm party in [insert shittiest dorm on campus] to go to.. I heard they're really fun.

Wanna send something like this.

Fuck GOOO to xxx.... I heard theirs a calculator shotstation there.

or

Fuck you ARE Going to xxx. Aren't you, I heard they have a calculator shot station of O'Doules

Didn't she say she was already coming? 

 uggh fuck yea she did.

Ok post this convo in it's entirety again I lost track. 

Thursday
Me: are you coming to the house later 
Her:ItsMario?
Her: Poss
Her:I have work in the am
Me:yea
Me:what time?
Her:Idk yet lol. 9 am
Me:9 am cmon that's too easy
Me:where are you

Yesterday

Me:I'm up at 9 and it's absolutely miserable.Her:I am too lol sucksMe: I'm going to a friday class. I'm a first timer and I already HATE it.

Today

Me:Hey trianglebutt! How you doing!!Her:Triangle butt?!?!, hahahah what does that mean!Me:It's a secret =pHer;..... I want to know like what. Now I'm nervous lolMe:haha don't be nervousMe:what are you up toHer;Just got out of a social hahaHer:You?Me:Oh yea with whoMe:We had a parents bbq it was hilariousMe:nooow I'm workingHer:Aepi hahahHer:Ooo that sucks. But sounds kind of funMe: Yea it was cool.  I just wanna get outta here and start pregaming for tonights festivities.Her:I got you. 1 hour till my pregame, I'm stoked 
Me: I'm jealous. You coming tonight? I've got the best shot station and will be wearing something RIDICULOUS

Her:  Hahhaha of course I'm coming where else would I be 

Me: Maybe you had a crazy dorm party in [insert shittiest dorm on campus] to go to.. I heard they're really fun.

Ok so basically you're chasing this girl over text day after day. Any reason why? She didn't text you back on Thursday, you texted her the next day, to which she didn't respond, then you texted her again the next day. How'd you meet this girl, who is she? I don't see a lot of compliance or attraction on her end. 

Doesn't mean you can't bang her, but you got to raise your game here. 

On thursday.  I texted her that last bit and she came and found me before the text even went through.

I met her a while ago.  Than she kinda disappeared had a boyfriend and got single.  Popped up again at the bar this year talked to her like once.   Than thursday, while I was at the bar, social proof out the ass, having a good time, she comes up and we're all up in each others space, talk for a while and she makes sure that i get her number than bumps into me a couple times that night.

She's this artsy, new york chick. One of those girls that has an aggressive personality.  Easy to tease, and in person she qualified herself pretty easily.

Friday

I texted her and I just assumed she was busy at work and I went to a fair all day and forgot about it to be honest.

Ok so your texting is inadvertantly making you look like you're chasing. You need to watch that. If you're going to text her that much you need to make sure it's communicated you're busy with shit. Otherwise you just look like a fag without knowing lol 

FUCK got me looking like a FAG and i didn't even know it lol

So how do you think I should play it, still the tease/accuse or of something bit

You could make some kind of quick casual roleplay about her being your bodyguard because the freshman are all over you or something. 

Something Like:

Freshman girlies get REALLY handsy at around the world.  I'm looking for a body guard.  How tough are you?

I would make it seem like they've already been getting handsy

heasup about the situation: I'm texting from work and won't get to the party until 11ish.  Most likely she'll already be at the party...

Freshman girlies are getting REAL handsy at this party.  How tough are you? I need a body guard.

No dude. Already. Make it seem like they've already been getting handsy with you 

These freshman girlies are Agressive, I'm getting molested out here.  I need a body guard ASAP. How tough can you look?

I think I just got raped.  The freshman this year are fucking agressive.  I need a body guard.  How tough are you

I feel like a sorority girl at a frat house these freshman girlies are HANDSY.  I need a body guard, how tough are you?

SOS I just got molested by a HANDSY freshman girlie. I need a body guard.  How tough can you look?

I like the first one but spell check that bad boy. 

These freshman girlies are Aggressive; I'm getting molested out here.  I need a bodyguard ASAP. How tough can you look?

WOW. Lmao I can't spell for shit.  I should be kicked back to the third grade.

You don't have to tell ME that homey. I been reading your shit for over a year now! :p

Her: Lawlz ere coming

Fuck does that mean 

Get it.

Dude I have no idea what happened in that text convo. Lol 

Please explain 

So this is what happened:

When I got back to my house after work, the party was already bumping.  The house and backyard were packed with 500 people easy, all the public booze was already finished.  She was texting me gibberish like Dorf.  I couldn’t find her for the first hour that I was at my house. 

When I finally did bump into her, she was fucking stumbling shitfaced and on her way out along with her friends, while I’m still mostly sober.  I teased her about her hipster dress that she was wearing (because I guess she’s an artsy hipster from New York) and her girlfriends jump into help me tease her.

It was a real throw away interaction, she was shit hammered and I let her go after a couple minutes and went back into the party.  Than later she started blowing up my phone with these texts about a lost purse and she obviously barely texting english.  So I just ignored it and went on with my night.

So you had a party at your house.. did you talk to any ladies? Pull any to your room? Shitfaced artsy girl is out, may she rest in piece. Moving on 

"Shitfaced artsy girl is out, may she rest in piece. Moving on"

Nothing memorable last night.  A girl that I oneiticed invested all this time and energy over, through some weak drama shit through text and I let it mentally ruin my night.  It was really fucking stupid looking back at it. 

The quote above, how a girl blows out after fucking up, is something that I need to internalize.  I was immediately thinking what to text this artsychick, to get her to hang out with me just because she's hot and not because she's done anything to earn any of my attention. 

Same deal with this girl that through drama at me. 

She texted me: It's cute how you ignore me...

because I had made an earlier decision that I was gonna brush her off because she wasn't bringing her part of the deal to the equation and just was adding unecessary bullshit to my life.  Than ended up running back to her like a dog, only for her to blow me off again because I'm not sticking to my decisions.

Main takeaway- I need to start hitting up more girls and allowing the other ones to blow out much quicker....

edit: wow thinking on this more deeply I'm disgusted with how needy I was being. 

Dude. You were having a party at your house.. and you were emotionally wrought over some chick that wasn't giving you any attention? W.T.F. 

Yea. It was complete and utter faggotry.

How? Id be more understanding if you were alone, just got shot down, and down on your luck. Instead you were at a fat rager, mindyou your house's rager. Depending on if your bottom/mid/top house and if yer school is swimming with smokeshows this party would probs still be popping lol. Go hit the gym and hit the reset button. There is too much good shit going on for you man.

Yea II was just pissed that I let it affect me internally at the time.  I'm a senior, top house, live at the best party house that I've ever been too.  And my boy that graduated was up and was telling me that its not the same after this.  I want to enjoy the fuck out of this year and I let it mess up a dope party.  But its in the past... on to the next man. Definitely gonna hit the gym and the reset button.

Ya i feel ya. I'm on the other side of the fence. Was in mid house. Fratlife versus real life are completely different worlds. Enjoy what you have, because getting laid will never be easier nor will you ever have as much free time to dedicate to getting laid as college.