Asian Chick Doesn't Invest (Compare n Contrast)
So its finals week. I see this chick, and I am just like wow, I have to talk to her. I basically plan my attack so it puts less pressure around her with people as she is walking.
Compare this one to my other chat with a girl who is investing more: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/sorority-girl-big-butt-comes-me-compare-n-contrast-1
Me:Yo it's Chase. You're right about what you said before. Mandatory insta check!
Me:Gotta make sure you're not going to put my organs on the black market
Girl:So chase is really ur name ?
Me:It's a real human being name
Girl:Cause when u said check and stuff i was like chase the bank ? Lmao
Me:Now I got it
Me:But I'm actually a superhero part time, no big deal
Girl:Hahah very funny
Girl:So what's ur background
Me:What do you think?
Me:I've got popcorn ready
Girl:Idk just say it lol
Girl:I told u mine
Me:It's ok it's a lot of different things
Me:But mainly russian polish and Austrian
Girl:Oh wow thats cool
Girl:I thought polish dudes usually stick with polish girls lol
Girl:Just a thought
Me:I'm 4th generation American
Me:Sooooo....I don't think that applies
Girl:Well coming from a hs with many polish yeaa
Girl:Thats cool though
Me:No wonder you look so polish
Girl:Is that a joke..
Me:Hahaha I just chuckled to myself
Me:But you still didn't give me you insta
Girl:Lolol nobody ever told me i look polish so ur lying
Girl:But i thought u dont do ig tho
Me:I do it for proper background checks
Me:This way I find out you are a normal functioning human
Girl:Wowww u troll
Me:Hate us cause they anus
Me:That's not going to make me like you
Girl:Lmao what do u mean its not gonna make me like u
Girl:I wasnt trying to haha
Me:Ayy we are supposed to be on the same team here
Me:How are we going to take over the world with our American Chinese connects
Girl:Lmfao we are on the same team
Me:Hehe anyways how's your night treating you broccoli butt
Me:Lmfao broccoli butt ?
I call her up
Girl:And why u called before
Me:I told yah I like talking on the phone
Me:And you're texting isn't that great
Girl:Well i did warn you..
Me:If you were busy you could just say so...
Girl:I was on the bus ...
Girl:Its squishy and nasty with all the rain
Me:Yo this rain 'thing' has to end. I'm just going to have to move to Australia
Girl:I know i cant with this weather
MeLYoo I'm nerding out right now but I wanna see Star Wars right now
Girl:Im gonna nap. Had 2 hrs of sleep yesterday
Me:How's my third favorite brat doing?
Girl:Lmao im doing good whats up with u
Me:I just got hook up from my food insta
Me:About to eat my way through the city
Me:And do some yoga
Me:What're u up to
Me:I don't like your haircut anyways
Girl:I didnt get a haircut ? Lol
Girl:My bad i just woke up
Me: send pic of funny naked guy in a weird position asking whatchu thinking about
No answer. End up calling a day later n nothing