attn: patrick Bateman and anybody else that's good at tinder
I've gotten a few dates from tinder but it's mostly fat chicks that match with me with the occasional hot girl. What do you do that makes you successful with tinder?
Btw I hit like for every pic then I message whoever is attractive that I match with.
Lol, brutal strategy!!!!!!
I only like girls who are actually cute, otherwise it will be just a stupid amount of matches and make things more complicated.
Um rule number 1 - Find your best possible profile pic. For me it was a shirtless ripped pic of me at my cottage looking off to the side. I hate doing the shirtless pic, but it kills it. I usually only get like one legit date off tinder each week. So I might get like 30 matches a week and maybe 3 of those i'm interested in and then 1 of those works out.
I'd just keep it really simple on tinder. You don't have to message that much to get the number. Once you have some rapport, chemistry or conenction just say - Time to move this off tinder, what's your number. Then obviously after a little texting you want to make plans to get drinks....
But just hold that edge hard. the hole time. Don't giver her that much validation/interst. And tease her if possible. Spin things she says into having her do stuff for you, screen and qualify the fuck about her.
How do you not give validation? Just dont say shes hot or something?
Yeah I need a better picture but I suck at taking pics lol.
I mean it's fine to give some validation but you want to screen and qualify...
If I find out she's a working proffessional or studying to become a lawyer or something I usually say
"Oh perfect! So you can go to work and make the big bucks while I stay home and watch reality TV while eating lucky charms out of the box, this may work! Do you have your own place?
Or I'll say, "I hope you don't work super late because I expect you to wine and dine me, I'm a classy bitch!"
Or I'll say, "I hope you don't work super late because I expect you to wine and dine me, I'm a classy bitch!"
Lol nice!
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patrick.bateman wrote:
Or I'll say, "I hope you don't work super late because I expect you to wine and dine me, I'm a classy bitch!"Lol nice!
I actually just came up with that one today. haven't used it yet. Can't wait to fire it out