Awesome Lay Report- Just like old times
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 17:39
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Last night I went out with my roommate who is actually becoming a pretty good friend of mine- we're very similar and he's super positive and kicks SERIOUS ass at his job and is just an overall solid dude- I'd say he's a HUGELY positive influence on me... He got my ass to the gym. Do a power hour before we head out and then walk to bars near our place and stop at the first one that has a fuckton of people in it.
Walk inside and immediately I feel at home. This place is the frattiest bar I'd ever been to on the lower east side. Literally the place was just packed with frat dudes and sorority chicks.
There's a chick with a crown on and immediately as I walk in I see this and like a bee to honey I'm on it- mixed 6 set with 3 dudes and she's the hottest girl in the group by far. Roll up on her and grab her hand and have no clue what to say so I just blurt out, "Have you seen my tiger- I lost him like right around here"
She starts to play along and I'm pretty physical with her with a lot of eye contact and then out of the corner of my eye I see a beerpong table and before I can say anything my buddy is like, "Dude- let's go tear it up" so we head over and get next game. I look behind me and to my surprise the chick with the crown is like right behind me.
I tell her, "grab your friend, you guys can cheer us on and when we win you can shower us with kisses" she laughs and is like, "OKAY! Hold on" and she goes back to her group of friends.
In the meantime, my buddy and I start talking an INSANE amount of shit to pretty much everyone at the table. The kind of shit that sorta puts you in that situation where you HAVE to win.
oh- I really piss this one dude off- hahaha he has this neck tattoo and I go, "Hey man- nice neck tattoo" and his buddy is all, "Cool story Hansel" and I go, "Oh look- you have one too, that's cute- do you guys do everything together, or just horrible life decisions?"
lol before he can really come back though there were a few people who heard this and they started to laugh and I just turn around and start chatting with some of the other dudes.
Finally we get on the table and the girl with the crown rolls up with 3 friends and we shoot the shit while we're playing and basically just rip on them for being girls and not being able to play beerpong- constantly pretending like we're going to give them the ball and then at the last second just being like, "Oh nm- you're a girl..."- I get really sexist when I'm in a fratty mood. But it's all in good fun and the chicks LOVE LOVE LOVE it. She keeps like hitting me and saying "STOPPPP" in that really whinny voice chicks get when they are like pissed but not pissed.
While we're playing the girl with the crown hovers around and hangs out with us and then chats with people around us and my buddy actually gets approached by 2 different chicks and then after we win the first game I head over to the bar to grab a pitcher and this fuckin CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE girl with this adorable southern accent approaches me (btw- I still don't quite get why I'm approached so often lol I'm like a pretty heavy dude and really not the best looking- but I have cuties approach me ALL THE TIME- I think it's because I just have the biggest smile on my face whereever I'm going in the bar and I'm tall as shit and walk around like I'm floating on a fuckin clowd)
Anyway- this girl is cute as hell and the bartender shoots me over 2 free shots (I have no clue why- my bar tab was like 15 dollars lol) so I look at her and she's like, "are those for me" and I go, "Well- she gave them to me for free" and she's like, "why?" and I'm like, "I have no clue but we got them we might as well use em"
Take the shots and then she goes in and makes out with me and I grab her hand and bring her over to the table and the chick with the crown sees this and jealousy plotlines ensue- god damnit this shit is too easy when it's on.
I'm like king of the frat dudes haha - I got dudes coming up to me and shootin the shit- I got two of the cuter chicks at the bar basically fighting over me and I'm obviously really nice to them but there is this aura that I give off like I'm just slightly more important than them- look I know that deep down I'm not but wtvr
Little known to the chick with the crown- I already got the other chicks logistics and they are HORRIBLE so in my head- I know I'm going home with her but god damnit I'm gonna make her work for it.
We win the second game and at this point my buddy is pretty sloshed and this black chick is all over him so I figure it's time to take control and move this shit forward
I tell everyone we've been chiln with that we're going to katz's and then back to our place for drinks and then I go to the chick with the crown and I'm like, "I want you to come back with me" and she's like, "Okay- I just have to go tell my friends" so I let her do that cause I know her friends think I'm awesome.
She comes back and is like, "Can my friend come" and I don't really care and tell her sure and then drag my buddy back and tell him that her friend wants him (I have no clue if this is true but he's a good looking dude and needed him to at least think that she was into him so that he'd occupy her)
We walk over to Katz's and grab some sandwiches and I'm lightly flirting with my girl and keep things fun cause that's what I do- I'm yelling random shit at people and basically just not giving a fuck- pretty sure most people hated me at that restaurant but my buddy and the people I cared about were having a blast and that's all I cared about.
We tell them were like 5 minutes away (which is ACTUALLY TRUE- amazing logistics at our new apartment)
So we walk back to our place and my buddy is making out with my chick's friend, which is awesome that it worked out. Oh and it turns out the black chick was blowing his phone up the whole time but he was too wasted to notice lollll
I make out with my chick a little and then pin her up against a wall and lift up her skirt and then I'm like, "No- were moving too fast" and pull away
Get back to our place and we get inside and bust out the vodka and throw on some music and put on a movie and cuddle up with our gals and then about 15 minutes into the movie I whisper to my girl that I'm going to bed and grab her hand and squeeze it and she comes into my room... the rest is history and she's still passed out in my bed as I'm writing this.
Zero LMR
First night out with roomie- we both pull chicks
Also- if you can get a chicks' friend to hook up wih your friend it absolutely BLOWS LMR OUT OF THE WATER
Last night I went out with my roommate who is actually becoming a pretty good friend of mine- we're very similar and he's super positive and kicks SERIOUS ass at his job and is just an overall solid dude- I'd say he's a HUGELY positive influence on me... He got my ass to the gym. Do a power hour before we head out and then walk to bars near our place and stop at the first one that has a fuckton of people in it.
Walk inside and immediately I feel at home. This place is the frattiest bar I'd ever been to on the lower east side. Literally the place was just packed with frat dudes and sorority chicks.
There's a chick with a crown on and immediately as I walk in I see this and like a bee to honey I'm on it- mixed 6 set with 3 dudes and she's the hottest girl in the group by far. Roll up on her and grab her hand and have no clue what to say so I just blurt out, "Have you seen my tiger- I lost him like right around here"
She starts to play along and I'm pretty physical with her with a lot of eye contact and then out of the corner of my eye I see a beerpong table and before I can say anything my buddy is like, "Dude- let's go tear it up" so we head over and get next game. I look behind me and to my surprise the chick with the crown is like right behind me.
I tell her, "grab your friend, you guys can cheer us on and when we win you can shower us with kisses" she laughs and is like, "OKAY! Hold on" and she goes back to her group of friends.
In the meantime, my buddy and I start talking an INSANE amount of shit to pretty much everyone at the table. The kind of shit that sorta puts you in that situation where you HAVE to win.
oh- I really piss this one dude off- hahaha he has this neck tattoo and I go, "Hey man- nice neck tattoo" and his buddy is all, "Cool story Hansel" and I go, "Oh look- you have one too, that's cute- do you guys do everything together, or just horrible life decisions?"
lol before he can really come back though there were a few people who heard this and they started to laugh and I just turn around and start chatting with some of the other dudes.
Finally we get on the table and the girl with the crown rolls up with 3 friends and we shoot the shit while we're playing and basically just rip on them for being girls and not being able to play beerpong- constantly pretending like we're going to give them the ball and then at the last second just being like, "Oh nm- you're a girl..."- I get really sexist when I'm in a fratty mood. But it's all in good fun and the chicks LOVE LOVE LOVE it. She keeps like hitting me and saying "STOPPPP" in that really whinny voice chicks get when they are like pissed but not pissed.
While we're playing the girl with the crown hovers around and hangs out with us and then chats with people around us and my buddy actually gets approached by 2 different chicks and then after we win the first game I head over to the bar to grab a pitcher and this fuckin CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE girl with this adorable southern accent approaches me (btw- I still don't quite get why I'm approached so often lol I'm like a pretty heavy dude and really not the best looking- but I have cuties approach me ALL THE TIME- I think it's because I just have the biggest smile on my face whereever I'm going in the bar and I'm tall as shit and walk around like I'm floating on a fuckin clowd)
Anyway- this girl is cute as hell and the bartender shoots me over 2 free shots (I have no clue why- my bar tab was like 15 dollars lol) so I look at her and she's like, "are those for me" and I go, "Well- she gave them to me for free" and she's like, "why?" and I'm like, "I have no clue but we got them we might as well use em"
Take the shots and then she goes in and makes out with me and I grab her hand and bring her over to the table and the chick with the crown sees this and jealousy plotlines ensue- god damnit this shit is too easy when it's on.
I'm like king of the frat dudes haha - I got dudes coming up to me and shootin the shit- I got two of the cuter chicks at the bar basically fighting over me and I'm obviously really nice to them but there is this aura that I give off like I'm just slightly more important than them- look I know that deep down I'm not but wtvr
Little known to the chick with the crown- I already got the other chicks logistics and they are HORRIBLE so in my head- I know I'm going home with her but god damnit I'm gonna make her work for it.
We win the second game and at this point my buddy is pretty sloshed and this black chick is all over him so I figure it's time to take control and move this shit forward
I tell everyone we've been chiln with that we're going to katz's and then back to our place for drinks and then I go to the chick with the crown and I'm like, "I want you to come back with me" and she's like, "Okay- I just have to go tell my friends" so I let her do that cause I know her friends think I'm awesome.
She comes back and is like, "Can my friend come" and I don't really care and tell her sure and then drag my buddy back and tell him that her friend wants him (I have no clue if this is true but he's a good looking dude and needed him to at least think that she was into him so that he'd occupy her)
We walk over to Katz's and grab some sandwiches and I'm lightly flirting with my girl and keep things fun cause that's what I do- I'm yelling random shit at people and basically just not giving a fuck- pretty sure most people hated me at that restaurant but my buddy and the people I cared about were having a blast and that's all I cared about.
We tell them were like 5 minutes away (which is ACTUALLY TRUE- amazing logistics at our new apartment)
So we walk back to our place and my buddy is making out with my chick's friend, which is awesome that it worked out. Oh and it turns out the black chick was blowing his phone up the whole time but he was too wasted to notice lollll
I make out with my chick a little and then pin her up against a wall and lift up her skirt and then I'm like, "No- were moving too fast" and pull away
Get back to our place and we get inside and bust out the vodka and throw on some music and put on a movie and cuddle up with our gals and then about 15 minutes into the movie I whisper to my girl that I'm going to bed and grab her hand and squeeze it and she comes into my room... the rest is history and she's still passed out in my bed as I'm writing this.
Zero LMR
First night out with roomie- we both pull chicks
Also- if you can get a chicks' friend to hook up wih your friend it absolutely BLOWS LMR OUT OF THE WATER
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 00:03
#1
good shit. yah that 15 minute
good shit. yah that 15 minute period interval when you get back to your place and you allow the girl to get comfortable....priceless.
I've only closed once out of the last 5-7 times when I pull to her place.
Maybe you're more aggressive when you pull to her place?
I've only closed once out of the last 5-7 times when I pull to her place.
Maybe you're more aggressive when you pull to her place?
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 00:17
#2
Well played.
Well played.
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Mon, 03/04/2013 - 07:58
#3
I pull to the chick's place
I pull to the chick's place when it's the best option... I don't really care either way.
And yeah- I think the biggest thing was taking control of the situation and using my buddie's drunkenness to my advantage by tearing him away from the black chick and refocusing his attention on my girl's friend. In the end it worked out for everyone- whereas with the black chick- she prob would have given him LMR, my chick would have gone home with her friend and we woulda both been sittin their with our dicks in our hands.
At my old place I was pulling to the chick's place a lot because I lived so far uptown and obviously I pulled that one chick back to her place when I was staying at the hostel cause I didn't have room to fuck but now with a cool ass roommate and a place that is like 5 minute walk to most bars in the les- I'm gonna be pulling to my place.
Side Rant right Here:
Learned a lot from my old situation with my earlier roommates though- took their "reasons" for kicking me out and am applying them to make myself a better roommate but def. moved on from those guys- they were good friends of mine for a while and it stung a little when they did what they did but the fact of the matter is that you always gotta be willing to let people go, even when they are important to you, or you'll trap yourself in a position where you're giving away your power out of fear... fear of loss- it's a huge fear we all have but in the end- we all have abundance in every area of our lives and if you're not willing to stand up for yourself and let go of people, even when they are close to you- you're just going to constantly put yourself in negative EV situations (to use a hold'em term- as it turns out a lot of dudes on here play some pretty serious poker)
Let go of two of my closest friends... yeah it sucks- I actually really care about the people who are close to me- and in the past I let it cloud my judgment but I'm starting to find the right balance between being good to those around me and doing what's best for myself.
And now I've improved, I found a much better roommate arrangement and I'm in a SICK location now.... so good things all around simply by being willing to let go and let life take its course when needed. Will never speak to those guys again- they hurt me and it sucks.. but it's over and I've moved on and moving forward.
It's like a bad breakup that you really didn't see coming but it happens nonetheless and whether it's with chicks that your sexually and emotionally invested in or with some of your best buddies- life happens and everyone moves on and is better for it.
Don't get me wrong- I'm going to fight to keep my relationships alive and I'll fight DAMN HARD because people are important to me but when that fight starts to harm me more than it's worth- I've learned to drop the sword and retreat and find a better tactical location to stage my assault on life.
And yeah- I think the biggest thing was taking control of the situation and using my buddie's drunkenness to my advantage by tearing him away from the black chick and refocusing his attention on my girl's friend. In the end it worked out for everyone- whereas with the black chick- she prob would have given him LMR, my chick would have gone home with her friend and we woulda both been sittin their with our dicks in our hands.
At my old place I was pulling to the chick's place a lot because I lived so far uptown and obviously I pulled that one chick back to her place when I was staying at the hostel cause I didn't have room to fuck but now with a cool ass roommate and a place that is like 5 minute walk to most bars in the les- I'm gonna be pulling to my place.
Side Rant right Here:
Learned a lot from my old situation with my earlier roommates though- took their "reasons" for kicking me out and am applying them to make myself a better roommate but def. moved on from those guys- they were good friends of mine for a while and it stung a little when they did what they did but the fact of the matter is that you always gotta be willing to let people go, even when they are important to you, or you'll trap yourself in a position where you're giving away your power out of fear... fear of loss- it's a huge fear we all have but in the end- we all have abundance in every area of our lives and if you're not willing to stand up for yourself and let go of people, even when they are close to you- you're just going to constantly put yourself in negative EV situations (to use a hold'em term- as it turns out a lot of dudes on here play some pretty serious poker)
Let go of two of my closest friends... yeah it sucks- I actually really care about the people who are close to me- and in the past I let it cloud my judgment but I'm starting to find the right balance between being good to those around me and doing what's best for myself.
And now I've improved, I found a much better roommate arrangement and I'm in a SICK location now.... so good things all around simply by being willing to let go and let life take its course when needed. Will never speak to those guys again- they hurt me and it sucks.. but it's over and I've moved on and moving forward.
It's like a bad breakup that you really didn't see coming but it happens nonetheless and whether it's with chicks that your sexually and emotionally invested in or with some of your best buddies- life happens and everyone moves on and is better for it.
Don't get me wrong- I'm going to fight to keep my relationships alive and I'll fight DAMN HARD because people are important to me but when that fight starts to harm me more than it's worth- I've learned to drop the sword and retreat and find a better tactical location to stage my assault on life.
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:09
#4
It's very interesting to see
It's very interesting to see even a super high value guy go through awkward situations with roommates that come to such extreme conclusions. I think it's very encouraging for a lot of the guys out there that when they go through awkward or embarrassing situations, they think it's because they're inferior in some way.
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Mon, 03/04/2013 - 14:28
#5
Yup- it's part of the reason
Yup- it's part of the reason I'm such an open guy... I recognize that when shit happens it's not because I'm in inferior- it's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's the same thing how a lot of guys think that when they get good at this shit everything in life will be perfect.... or some people think that if they gettons of money or become "enlightened" that everything will be perfect and life won't still have its ups and downs.... WRONG... life still happens and you gotta roll with it.
Back when I was younger- like 12-14 I actually was so embarrassed that some of the older kids were making fun of me (in pretty shitty ways) that I didn't tell ANYONE- I didn't tell a single person because I was ASHAMED of the fact that THEY were making fun of ME.
If I was ashamed of the reality of the situation, I wouldn't be the high-value guy that I am today.
One of the thigns that makes me who I am is that I learn from this shit and I'm open about it and don't hide from it- I'll come at it with a full frontal assault, instead of hiding from it and pretending like it never happened. I fully admit to everything that happened and the emotions that it stirred up in me
The stuff that allows me to be so open about this kind of shit, is the same stuff that allows me to handle shittests in the field, as if nothing happened. You can say whatever you want about me and it's not going to effect me because I'm honest with myself and recognize the truth of who I am. You can only use against someone, that which they fear- and I don't fear anything about myself- I'm perfect.
It's the same thing how a lot of guys think that when they get good at this shit everything in life will be perfect.... or some people think that if they gettons of money or become "enlightened" that everything will be perfect and life won't still have its ups and downs.... WRONG... life still happens and you gotta roll with it.
Back when I was younger- like 12-14 I actually was so embarrassed that some of the older kids were making fun of me (in pretty shitty ways) that I didn't tell ANYONE- I didn't tell a single person because I was ASHAMED of the fact that THEY were making fun of ME.
If I was ashamed of the reality of the situation, I wouldn't be the high-value guy that I am today.
One of the thigns that makes me who I am is that I learn from this shit and I'm open about it and don't hide from it- I'll come at it with a full frontal assault, instead of hiding from it and pretending like it never happened. I fully admit to everything that happened and the emotions that it stirred up in me
The stuff that allows me to be so open about this kind of shit, is the same stuff that allows me to handle shittests in the field, as if nothing happened. You can say whatever you want about me and it's not going to effect me because I'm honest with myself and recognize the truth of who I am. You can only use against someone, that which they fear- and I don't fear anything about myself- I'm perfect.
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 14:44
#6
Also interesting how you
Also interesting how you label it "awkward and embarrassing" as if that's the way the situation would be for you or maybe for most people.
Sure- it was a little awkward, in that it made my life situation pretty shitty for about a month (considering I had nowhere to live) but the actual event itself wasn't embarrassing or awkward as much as it was painful.
If you label it as "Embarrasing" that's just going to make it even more difficult for you to be open about (mainly to yourself than anyone else)
Sure- it was a little awkward, in that it made my life situation pretty shitty for about a month (considering I had nowhere to live) but the actual event itself wasn't embarrassing or awkward as much as it was painful.
If you label it as "Embarrasing" that's just going to make it even more difficult for you to be open about (mainly to yourself than anyone else)
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 23:00
#7
Good shit here mang, lovin
Good shit here mang, lovin these forums already
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 23:00
#8
Good shit here mang, lovin
Good shit here mang, lovin these forums already
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 23:00
#9
Good shit here mang, lovin
Good shit here mang, lovin these forums already
Tue, 03/05/2013 - 03:07
#10
That was some tophouse shit.
That was some tophouse shit.
Well done. You did your roommate a favor. He got a new chick plus he can still slay the black chick.
I lie to my friends too and build them up. Lol.
Btw making out with another girl in front of the girl youre gonna pull home. TFM.
Well done. You did your roommate a favor. He got a new chick plus he can still slay the black chick.
I lie to my friends too and build them up. Lol.
Btw making out with another girl in front of the girl youre gonna pull home. TFM.
Tue, 03/05/2013 - 04:47
#11
Manwhore wrote:It's very
Manwhore wrote:
It's very interesting to see even a super high value guy go through awkward situations with roommates that come to such extreme conclusions. I think it's very encouraging for a lot of the guys out there that when they go through awkward or embarrassing situations, they think it's because they're inferior in some way.
Just in case you guys skipped over it- this is one of the most important lessons I've ever learned in my life. I learned it at a relatively young age but seriously- read this over and over again and INTERNALIZE IT
The fact of the matter is that people (parents, other kids, authority figures etc...) can be total DICKS for absolutely NO reason... yes... the world is THAT crazy lol
If you're ever in a situation where someone is treating you poorly - don't be ashamed of it... if you're abused or bullied-in any way- it's not your fault.
I don't want to come across like a fucking government message or something but seriously lol this is kinda important.