Awesome list of texts that will get you laid!
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 14:18
A good text should be non-needy and spike emotions. Read: doesn't ask for her to do anything and yet gives her positive emotions.
If you're not in the game mindset all the time and thinking of witty messages to send is kind of because you're thinking about math or whatever, here's a great cheat.
http://funtweets.com
Go on there, look threw a few tweets, and take the ones that make you laugh, and send them out to some lovely ladies dying for a laugh!
They are funny (spikes emotion) and yet don't directly ask her to do anything. Pure value giving. And you didn't even have to use your brain!
Here's some good ones:
"This "adult" bookstore sure has a lot of picture books"
"whats the scarriest religion? Boo-dism"
"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I’m gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."
My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."
If you're not in the game mindset all the time and thinking of witty messages to send is kind of because you're thinking about math or whatever, here's a great cheat.
http://funtweets.com
Go on there, look threw a few tweets, and take the ones that make you laugh, and send them out to some lovely ladies dying for a laugh!
They are funny (spikes emotion) and yet don't directly ask her to do anything. Pure value giving. And you didn't even have to use your brain!
Here's some good ones:
"This "adult" bookstore sure has a lot of picture books"
"whats the scarriest religion? Boo-dism"
"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I’m gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."
My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."
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