Baby momma tinder convo

my text on tinder says "looking for baby momma", anyway..

21yo latina, couple mutual friends, apparently goes to my uni

Me: You look like my dream girl, but prettier

Me: U in a sorority?

Her: Haha oh my I thought it was funny u said baby momma,...cuz I actually have a baby! Lol and nope I'm all done with school

Me: I think hour baby could do with some company. A sibling would be good, perhaps I could help lol

Me: So what degree do you have now?

Her: Haha no more babes for a while she has plenty of baby friends haha I have my associates! U at the Ub

Me: Easy for you to say. You're already loving the dream, but I'm so baby hungry

Me: Since you're more experienced perhaps we could work out an arrangement for me to get some practice?

Me: I'll make you hot Mexican chocolate in exchange

Me: I'd say it's a fair deal

Her: Ur baby hungry!?? Lol I think it's usually girls like that haha ugh oh ur Mexican...jk haha  I'm allergic to chocolate no lie

Me: Oh no, Mexican hot chocolate was my main selling point..kk. I'll watch netflix with you and I'll play soccer with your kid. Final offer

Her: Ur main selling point haha say ice cream it usually works better haha! Haha ughh she's still pretty tiny not much playing soccer she will just hit it with her hands ha

Me: Then ice cream it is. Chocolates my favorite, but I guess I won't have that in case we decide to do what elementary schoolers do behind the school buildings. What will you be having?

Her: Haha kiss?? Are u trying to kill me? Lol icecream! Any kind

Me: They have some good ice cream at the uni. Baby mommas who come to meet Mexicans for tinder dates usually get the best ice cream.

(I would've added one more sentence "I heard next week it's especially good", but I kinda didn't wanna go out with her anymore)

Her: Have u actually gone out with people on this?? Haha oh ur so kind...u might need to meet me friend she has a thing for Mexican boys! But she ain't no baby momma! Maggie moos ice cream is where it's at!

Me: My friends have. I just like messing around on this lol. But hey, it works

Me: Oh, and that doesn't mean I didn't just spit my best game on you btw. You're prettier than my dream girl, so I tried my hardest

Me: And I'll have to try magie mood sometime too

Me: *maggie moos

Her: It works!? Haha meeting girls lol how did it go for ur friends, I've met some losers on here like two but they were from Provo so it sorta had it coming lol what's ur dream girl?? And yes Maggie moos is amazing!!!

Her: Sugar house yo [that's where her fav ice cream place is]

Me: It was funny. It was in Texas and my friends are Mormon, so the girls got mad when they didn't put out LOL

Me: So you went on two tinder dates?

Her: The girls got mad?? Whoa skank! Ha no it was my friend she dragged me along I didn't want her to get raped or something scary so ya but they were lil nerdy losesrs more interested in texting then hanging out with us so ya that was awkward lol

Me: Was it the one who likes Mexicans? So what kind of baby daddy do you want? A white boy?

Her: Haha no! That was a lil side comment I thought u might like that lol haha I'm not racist just not an asshole is all :)

Me: Kk I'm gonna to sleep. Let me know if you change your mind and realize that I'd be the best baby daddy

Her: Haha good night! Ha u know what the means u would actually have to meet me and I'll be the judge of that :)

So uh, no point to this really except that she flipped and seemed like she wanted to meet up in the end lol.