badass flirty moves
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 00:32
He yo,
I wanna know some badass flirty things to say or do.
I have two. The first is I pushing a girl to the side a say: get out the way bitch
the second is I do some wrestle/Jujitsu locks with girls
It aren't routines. Most things I do let it come naturally, but the things above I really like, and do often.
I wanna know some badass flirty things to say or do.
I have two. The first is I pushing a girl to the side a say: get out the way bitch
the second is I do some wrestle/Jujitsu locks with girls
It aren't routines. Most things I do let it come naturally, but the things above I really like, and do often.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 00:45
#1
Re: badass flirty moves
@badboy:
When you're talking with a girl, if she says something that's try-hard, dumb, annoying, or a playful shittest
Take your hand and just cover her face with it wihle lightly pushing her away and not looking at her.
She will start cracking up and grabbing your arm and pulling you back in.
This shit is money.
When you're talking with a girl, if she says something that's try-hard, dumb, annoying, or a playful shittest
Take your hand and just cover her face with it wihle lightly pushing her away and not looking at her.
She will start cracking up and grabbing your arm and pulling you back in.
This shit is money.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 00:57
#2
Re: badass flirty moves
buddhagames;668.4949;8 wrote:
@badboy:
When you're talking with a girl, if she says something that's try-hard, dumb, annoying, or a playful shittest
Take your hand and just cover her face with it wihle lightly pushing her away and not looking at her.
She will start cracking up and grabbing your arm and pulling you back in.
This shit is money.
Haha tanx dude
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 01:26
#3
Re: badass flirty moves
Wallslam makeout.
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 08:32
#4
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@badboy:
Say "close your eyes" then peck on the lips ;)
Say "close your eyes" then peck on the lips ;)
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 09:33
#5
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@badboy:
CROTCHING TIGER
CROTCHING TIGER
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 09:34
#6
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Katalyst;668.5091;33 wrote:
@badboy:
Say "close your eyes" then peck on the lips ;)
Dude really? How does that work out for you. Just curious it sounds so gay to me. I'd only do that shit if I could somehow maneuver myself to lay my dick on her forehead or something. A peck seems like way too Twilight status to do that way
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:08
#7
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@Manwhore: Yea that's definitely not badass wtf lol. Even with the subcoms dialed in that doesn't say badass at all.
Anything dominant + confident with subcoms dialed in imo comes across badass.
Like shit, the smirk is the signature badass move. Unclipping a bra one handed with the snap is pretty badass. You can even do that to flirt with her.
Getting up in a girl's face can be pretty money. Like not just randomly oh I'm up in her face because that's weird as shit but like her body's starting to like fold over you or she's just all up on your shit. You can kinda just start getting closer and shit and hold it. Build tension and stuff. Sometimes I like to have fun with it and just fuck around when they for the makeout, tho sometimes they try to pull that shit in public where ppl can see.
Anything dominant + confident with subcoms dialed in imo comes across badass.
Like shit, the smirk is the signature badass move. Unclipping a bra one handed with the snap is pretty badass. You can even do that to flirt with her.
Getting up in a girl's face can be pretty money. Like not just randomly oh I'm up in her face because that's weird as shit but like her body's starting to like fold over you or she's just all up on your shit. You can kinda just start getting closer and shit and hold it. Build tension and stuff. Sometimes I like to have fun with it and just fuck around when they for the makeout, tho sometimes they try to pull that shit in public where ppl can see.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 09:48
#8
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@Manwhore:
Yea I'm a fag that cross-dresses from time to time.....nah in reality i couldn't think of anything better of what I do at the moment although that works if the girl is more conservative or won't kiss you......can't really explain but it's if the girl is all resistant it comes across super dick....
Btw, best way to get a make out or kiss for newer guys/pussies if you're not a grab her by the head and then mouth rape kind of guy is to ask her "can i be honest?" then mouth rape anyway ;) .... Field-tested. I love that shit. I actually do that a lot.
I actually came up w/a good "badass flirty move" tonight...gonna field test it more..I was like i'm the happy police to some bitchy chick then I took both her hands, turned her around and put both of her hands behind her back like she was being handcuffed and then bent her over....
next time i'm going to do such a thing when her clothes are off.
Yea I'm a fag that cross-dresses from time to time.....nah in reality i couldn't think of anything better of what I do at the moment although that works if the girl is more conservative or won't kiss you......can't really explain but it's if the girl is all resistant it comes across super dick....
Btw, best way to get a make out or kiss for newer guys/pussies if you're not a grab her by the head and then mouth rape kind of guy is to ask her "can i be honest?" then mouth rape anyway ;) .... Field-tested. I love that shit. I actually do that a lot.
I actually came up w/a good "badass flirty move" tonight...gonna field test it more..I was like i'm the happy police to some bitchy chick then I took both her hands, turned her around and put both of her hands behind her back like she was being handcuffed and then bent her over....
next time i'm going to do such a thing when her clothes are off.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 09:52
#9
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I'm actually going through a weird experimental phase where I'm not saying super-bold shit or being dominant at all....Prolly y i was uninspired for a couple of days last week....Almost like i'm doing nothing/not escalating because I really want to come across as the prize. Fuck that noise - it's too hard.
Starting to realize my womanizing strengths/why the chicks love me lie in me being super-bold, persistent, witty, and funny. Those are probably my core strengths. I just need to calibrate/incorporate the active PUSH though so I don't come across all needy and shit.
Starting to realize my womanizing strengths/why the chicks love me lie in me being super-bold, persistent, witty, and funny. Those are probably my core strengths. I just need to calibrate/incorporate the active PUSH though so I don't come across all needy and shit.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:45
#10
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Katalyst;668.5133;33 wrote:
I actually came up w/a good "badass flirty move" tonight...gonna field test it more..I was like i'm the happy police to some bitchy chick then I took both her hands, turned her around and put both of her hands behind her back like she was being handcuffed and then bent her over....
..
next time i'm going to do such a thing when her clothes are off.
Pssh. Been there done that ;) Yes it's a very good closer tactic or just a nice groping tactic for inside the club that gets them hot. I don't say I'm the happy police I say excuse me miss I need to search you for contraband you seem suspicious to me.
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Sat, 06/16/2012 - 16:18
#11
Re: badass flirty moves
Manwhore;668.5097;5 wrote:
@badboy:
CROTCHING TIGER
explain please
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 20:46
#12
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badboy;668.5154;63 wrote:
Manwhore;668.5097;5 wrote:@badboy:
CROTCHING TIGER
explain please
You've got a chick pressed up against you; you grind your knee against her crotch/clit, preferably done against a wall for full effect.
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 00:05
#13
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@badboy:
I use my hand but knee works as well for less overtness.
I use my hand but knee works as well for less overtness.
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Sun, 06/17/2012 - 18:45
#14
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@badboy:
So my facepalm move backfired last night on the hottest girl i had hooked all night. So use with care. I do it all the time and this was the first bad response but kinda annoying cause she was hot as luck. Little southern peach from Georgia with her sister.
So my facepalm move backfired last night on the hottest girl i had hooked all night. So use with care. I do it all the time and this was the first bad response but kinda annoying cause she was hot as luck. Little southern peach from Georgia with her sister.
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 20:50
#15
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@buddhagames:
I could tell that was gonna happen dude. Putting your hand over a girls mouth, then pushing her away was bound to piss off a few girls. I'm just surprised its the first time. The reason why its bound to fuck some people off is if you do it in slightly the wrong way, it communicates a whole different thing. Far safer to grab a girls beef and give it a squeeze ;p
I could tell that was gonna happen dude. Putting your hand over a girls mouth, then pushing her away was bound to piss off a few girls. I'm just surprised its the first time. The reason why its bound to fuck some people off is if you do it in slightly the wrong way, it communicates a whole different thing. Far safer to grab a girls beef and give it a squeeze ;p
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 01:24
#16
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@kris:
Yeah dude this move sounds dangerous but its very safe. If you see it done in person you'd be like "ooo i get it"
Yeah dude this move sounds dangerous but its very safe. If you see it done in person you'd be like "ooo i get it"
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 01:29
#17
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@buddhagames:
So what exactly happened
So what exactly happened
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Mon, 06/18/2012 - 02:46
#18
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@Manwhore:
I was talkin with these two blondes who were sisters and things were goin really fucking well.
Then like they kept asking me dumb questions about what I do for a job which I thought was really funny so I just kept saying, "It's complicated" ...
Then the sister of the girl I was attracted to gave me some kind of shit test... I completely ignore her when she says it and just turn to the girl I am attracted to and I'm just like, "blah blah blah" and turn my body slightly to close out the other sister as punishment for the shit test.
So then the sister grabs me to turn me back towards her which is all good but then for whatever reason they REALLY want to know what I do so like they're all, "Okay you have to tell us what you do... You have 60 seconds to impress us" and I totally reacted to this and felt like that tinge of pride kick in and it pissed me off that they would even say that to me, so I ignored and moved on to another subject but they brought it back to trying to impress them so then I start laughing and do my little face palm thing to the sister I'm not into and she just takes it the wrong way and like freaks out and leaves and the girl I am attracted to stays for a bit but I think I totally let myself get ruffled by this turn of events because I started to chase ... I immediately asked her what her name was, and like grabbed her hand and basically just tried to speed everything up for no reason... I was afraid she was gonna leave and I let it effect the way I was acting.
The thing is that as soon as I did it, I knew it wasn't the appropriate moment. Like I knew it was going to come off poorly.
But I also think there was something deeper going on with the interaction which put it at a place where this could be the straw that broke the back. I actually don't even know if this was that big of a deal as much as the way I acted AFTER the sister got all pissed and left... cause even when this happened, the girl I was into didn't leave until I started to chase... hard.
It was also dope cause Im getting back into that cool stage where I feel a lot more chilled out. Like at one point I told the girl flat out, "I think you and your sister are fucking sexy we should all hook up together" lmao I said this after like 1 minute of knowing them but then they were bout to leave cause they were kinda creeped out so I backed off and grabbed the sister's hand and was like, "Nah it's cool... I got carried away I do like you guys though" and she's all, "Yeah I like you too, you just are so chilled out and relaxed" .. haven't had that vibe in a while.
I was talkin with these two blondes who were sisters and things were goin really fucking well.
Then like they kept asking me dumb questions about what I do for a job which I thought was really funny so I just kept saying, "It's complicated" ...
Then the sister of the girl I was attracted to gave me some kind of shit test... I completely ignore her when she says it and just turn to the girl I am attracted to and I'm just like, "blah blah blah" and turn my body slightly to close out the other sister as punishment for the shit test.
So then the sister grabs me to turn me back towards her which is all good but then for whatever reason they REALLY want to know what I do so like they're all, "Okay you have to tell us what you do... You have 60 seconds to impress us" and I totally reacted to this and felt like that tinge of pride kick in and it pissed me off that they would even say that to me, so I ignored and moved on to another subject but they brought it back to trying to impress them so then I start laughing and do my little face palm thing to the sister I'm not into and she just takes it the wrong way and like freaks out and leaves and the girl I am attracted to stays for a bit but I think I totally let myself get ruffled by this turn of events because I started to chase ... I immediately asked her what her name was, and like grabbed her hand and basically just tried to speed everything up for no reason... I was afraid she was gonna leave and I let it effect the way I was acting.
The thing is that as soon as I did it, I knew it wasn't the appropriate moment. Like I knew it was going to come off poorly.
But I also think there was something deeper going on with the interaction which put it at a place where this could be the straw that broke the back. I actually don't even know if this was that big of a deal as much as the way I acted AFTER the sister got all pissed and left... cause even when this happened, the girl I was into didn't leave until I started to chase... hard.
It was also dope cause Im getting back into that cool stage where I feel a lot more chilled out. Like at one point I told the girl flat out, "I think you and your sister are fucking sexy we should all hook up together" lmao I said this after like 1 minute of knowing them but then they were bout to leave cause they were kinda creeped out so I backed off and grabbed the sister's hand and was like, "Nah it's cool... I got carried away I do like you guys though" and she's all, "Yeah I like you too, you just are so chilled out and relaxed" .. haven't had that vibe in a while.
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 03:02
#19
Re: badass flirty moves
lmao but on topic
Someone on RSDN posted about a girl doing the "you have 60 seconds to impress me" thing (would be hilarious if its the same girl), Jeffy's advice was instant makeout.
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 03:04
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@Sick-Cunt:
Oh shit that would have been fucking AMAZING. I didn't even have the diea of that cross my mind... so money.
Oh shit that would have been fucking AMAZING. I didn't even have the diea of that cross my mind... so money.
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:08
#21
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@buddhagames:
yeah makeout or whip out your dong and just stand there like "oh yeah, its here baby!" other than that i would probably have made up some rediculous job title that is selfamusing like stain glass window artist. and say how I made the windows for the vatican or some shit. basically just showing you dont give a fuck about impressing them but in a self amusing un-reactive way.
yeah makeout or whip out your dong and just stand there like "oh yeah, its here baby!" other than that i would probably have made up some rediculous job title that is selfamusing like stain glass window artist. and say how I made the windows for the vatican or some shit. basically just showing you dont give a fuck about impressing them but in a self amusing un-reactive way.
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 15:58
#22
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@kris:
lmao, right? It's so easy to sit here and be like, "well duh..." like that's exactly what I should have done. I have no clue why i didn't do that. Hell, I've done that so many times in the past where I'm just like, "Yeah, I'm a mechanical pencil repairman" or some shit...
LMAO- but I don't know if whipping out my dong woulda been chill... At the very least I can say that while on the boat, while it was still daytime I just would never have done that... the instant makeout is SOLID though
lmao, right? It's so easy to sit here and be like, "well duh..." like that's exactly what I should have done. I have no clue why i didn't do that. Hell, I've done that so many times in the past where I'm just like, "Yeah, I'm a mechanical pencil repairman" or some shit...
LMAO- but I don't know if whipping out my dong woulda been chill... At the very least I can say that while on the boat, while it was still daytime I just would never have done that... the instant makeout is SOLID though
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 16:58
#23
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@buddhagames:
yeah, the dong move was a semi-joke. holy shit what a pun
yeah, the dong move was a semi-joke. holy shit what a pun
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 19:06
#24
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@kris:
Putting her HAND on your dong would probably be smoother.
"How's that for impressive?"
Putting her HAND on your dong would probably be smoother.
"How's that for impressive?"
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:39
#25
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@Gogo:
That would be a great move if pulled off right.
When in doubt , just helicopter dick lol
That would be a great move if pulled off right.
When in doubt , just helicopter dick lol
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 17:20
#26
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@badboy:
Lmao! Fuck, I remember my excitement few months back when I "discovered" helicopter dick.
Lmao! Fuck, I remember my excitement few months back when I "discovered" helicopter dick.