Bang My High School Crush..?
Yo waddup, been trying to hit up the facebook scene for gaming hotties nam sayin?
No..? Me either.
Two months ago I was drunk and I started reading old messages from when I was a freshmen in highschool...lol wow crazy stuff.
Well...I ended up messaging my crush throughout elementary, middle and highschool.... ;D
She is STILL the hottest girl I've seen in my life, dated the star of the football team throughout highschool, ended up breaking up as soon as they went to the same college together lol....he plays D1 football now and she just does college girl things. She's not even an insta model and already has 7500 followers on instagram lol...so fuckin hot.
Her family is insanely rich too and she was insanely smart.
Damn this girl....maybe if I marry her, I can be a sugar daddy. Ya thats a good plan B. Lets go with that.
Soooooo, been dishin out my txt game but this girl is not biting...my solid txt game gun has gotten more firepower since then so my texts from a while ago aren't that good anymore in my eyes...they're too try hard. FUCK. I can't help it, she's too hawttt.
Me: Yo sleigh, couple hobos and I are reading old msgs...idk why they have my phone
Me: Or why im with hobos
Me: WARNING: Reading msgs above ^ may trigger unnecessary anger, i strongly advise against it (but its hella hilarious) ;)
Me: Lil me was such a dick lol sowwieee home gurl :)
(I'm referring to the time I insulted her friend in highschool lol. She was SO mad at me. She wrote me an essay way back about how I was mean and I responded by being meaner...haha!)
Her: Hahahahah no worries it's all good
Me: Daanng my punctuation is stellar even when intoxicated and on the verge of death lol
Me: Good thing i msg'd you. I know you would've contacted the newspapers, CNN, and the pentago to find my body. What would you do without me? ;)
Me: And pls tell me you've never heard the nickname *sleigh* in your life and that i'm a creative beast
Her: Haha no I've heard it a couple times before
Realized I was being wayyy too weird...so I tried to tone it back a bit (Again, this is froma while ago)
Me: Ok gangsta kitty, well think of something else
Me: Lol anywho, its been a while, hows your crazy life going?
*4 Days later...
Me: Oh HELL no. Dont just ignore me ya dork
*Just yesterday after a long time of mustering up the courage lol
Me: pff fine, i didnt like your haircut anyways
Her: haha im sorry im sorry im bad about fb messaging and texting i never have time
Thought I'd mindfuck her a bit so I read the msg but didnt respond..ha..ha. ya I showed her. Then I responded after a while...gosh she's killing me.
Me: Hm
Me: I'll believe it after you and your pink alien highlights send me a box of cookie dough for making me WAIT on yer tardy booty!
Me: And girl u better amazon prime that shit too
*She read it this time and didn't respond.
Ugh...so needy I'm vomitting...doesn't help the fact that I was a complete fag in highschool and she never gave me the time of day.
She did however like a photo of mine recently and that's the FIRST time she's ever liked a photo from me.
Yay.. :)
Oh gawd...what have I become. Man, the only options I got are to wait a couple months and wow the social media world with these dope ass photo shoots and social proof OR, grow some balls, imagine her shitting in the toilet, and try re-engaging.
Advice whores? My re-engagement juice is low with this one.
I know y'all want to help out Jihad. This is like every PUA's dream.
No clue jihad but you make me LOL
I'd say, aloof, assuming and challenging with simpler texts. Youre not trying to impress her, just seeing if she's cool enough, because you know... she might not be. you're trying too hard, dial it back. She might not be able to match your wit, make it easier. She seems to bite when you challenge her. She ignores all the fluff inbetween.
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Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Shikorah, good points, she may actually be having a hard time following Jihadasuarus's awesomeness.
JIhad, what are the logistics here brotha. Does she live locally, etc. ? I think this is one of those situations where MW will suggest you seed some social circle game. If she was THAT popular in highschool then she has an image to maintain, get the ole' buddies back together.
Shikorah, good points, she may actually be having a hard time following Jihadasuarus's awesomeness.
JIhad, what are the logistics here brotha. Does she live locally, etc. ? I think this is one of those situations where MW will suggest you seed some social circle game. If she was THAT popular in highschool then she has an image to maintain, get the ole' buddies back together.
Tanks shiki ;D and meow
funny, she was semi bullied in HS by the girls and all the guys for being rich and the hottest girl ever. Her bf was a star athelete of another rival school and she got more shit for that. Everybody was jealous of her and she comes from a strong put together family.
i never did any of that cause I was...well, a loser ha but consider my self very empathetic and nice.
She was varsity cheer and in advanced classes but had a tinyy group of friends. Very matter of fact and to the point and laughs her ass off at silly stuff. Not very witty in terms of humor at all. her hawtness and lack of communication is a shell but inside she's a dorky princess.
Now in college she's wildly popular judging from her fb. We go to diff college but ya I can get a meetup or a social thing going.
First I need to craft a txt
I think you need to engage her on some stuff that actually matters. All you been trying to do is game" her. Why should she care? What kind of hobbies does this girl have, what kind of life. Who is she. Get relevant to her
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
That has been my plan from the get go but my issue with that is she has no reason to respond. I did ask "hows your crazy life going" way back and she bounced.
Thats why I've been trying to get a lil consistency so I can then go to rapport and really catch up.
I can ask a question now but I'm sure she is getting hit up all the time and plus, why would she care to respond. She's already gone silent a few times.
Definitely tone down the gamey stuff. Got it.
I can tease and challenge her again about not responding but I don't want to fall into the tryhardness pattern again. Plus, doing the same thing would kill the effect.
Hmmm...I'll post some examples up and would appreciate any tweaks and mods
Me: Ya I wouldnt know how to respond either. I can be dumb at times
Using this as a template to take the interaction further. Lets see what we can tweak gentlemen.
2nd One seems a lil too rapport seeking to me but doesn't mean it can't work. Trying to avoid any cheekiness
1st One is trying to take it a step back and again, avoiding any heavy handed playfulness and shifting responsibility on me.
Dude that's fucking awful lol. How's your crazy college life going? yeah dude that's what I was talking about.. PFFF. Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? I'll take you on Zoolander!
Ok back to the drawing board
Dude that's fucking awful lol. How's your crazy college life going? yeah dude that's what I was talking about.. PFFF. Lol
Honestly, no idea what you mean... :D
Are you referring to both these texts and the previous one...
Jihad you seem to know her pretty well. Maybe tease her about being a highschool nerd something along those lines...possibly make her qualify herself as being a popular girly now.
Making a statement would be much better than question probing or trying for some humor.
Gimme yer thoughts on this:
Me: This low cal icecream shit is genius
Me: (pic of icecream)
or
Me: I just stepped on this girls' toe in swing...you guys have an off switch?
Me: Damn it, now she's crying
Me: STOP CRYING
or
Me: I think i hurt myself doing a backflip...you're not supposed to land on your head right..?
I thought we were trying to get her involved here with something she can talk about too.
Yo I read your earlier comment...ya that's shits good lol. Didn't see it before.
Damn back to the drawing board..
Aight, been creeping on her fb for recon and damn, MW was spot on again. The girl is bland and doesn't have any wit about her whatsoever lol. Very to the point, friendly and nice responses to friends an family. Explains my txting a lot. Mmm yess delicious.
Formulated a gameplan like I always do to keep my head straight going forward:
1)Things about her I can use: Cheerleading/Gymnastics, Sorority girl, Modeling, Rich parents
2)Gonna avoid question probing and tone down the game and verbal wit. However, keeping it playful, more statements that she can relate to, and work on building a vibe w commonalities and trust THEN segway into teases and challenging her..cuz im the bawss now
Ex reengagement txt lemme know ya dawks
Me: This gymnastics shit sucks, i landed on my face doing a backflip rawr
^She'll totally bite at that. She was an avid gymanst. Trynna see if i can maybe make it hit in a way she HAS to respond
hmm
So you're doing gymnastics now and she did them growing up?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
daddyjellyfishhat, i think mw is saying, make a more concrete connection first.
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Woof, ya she used too
Hm back to recon..
Alright, alright, alright
Loves football (fuck that I hate the pigskin), involved in german club, headed to NYC soon w/ pals, new years' resolution to be more spontaneous and live in the moment...ha.....did a trip to to northern NY for skiing, says it isnt for her.
And lots of sorority stuff..
Wow I'm ultra creep.
AWESOME
I could do a funny txt about my travels but she already liked a post where I talked about all the places I recently went too...it may be reiteration BUT i could shoot something about it
I can feel the juices flowing.
You have to create a shared story dude. And she's also made it clear what sort of energy she's looking for more of in her life
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ohh
A shared story? ...what I'm getting from that is how our lives are relatable beyond interests and surface level shit..
All I can get from that is this:
I remember she moved to my elementary school in the 5th grade. She was very offputting and had lots of walls. Probably cause she was new and oh ya...the pretties girl ever. She's been doing gymanstics since she was a little girl all the way up to highschool. Idk about now anymore...I would say gymnastics is pretty deep to her.
Her family moved to my hometown cause her Dad wanted to settle down (he retired and owned a HUGE glass making company). Honestly, I only heard stuff about her and have almsot never talked to her. All rumor and from what I could gauge by her interactions with other people.
Then the semi bullying stuff and jealousy from other people...
Let me know if I'm going in the right direction.
Shared story? Aside from the gymnastics, everything else would be reaching. Modeling is kinda superficial to it all as well.
And bringing up bullying might not be the best course of action lol. I def was bullied but I feel like I could save that for later.
Thoughts?
And the kind of energy?
Well she's definitely got all the dick in the world...I see why going the ultray gamey route wouldn't work.
And her relationship ended with the all star boyfriend right after senior year of HS. They were together for 4 years and that was her first relationship.
AH HA! Semi epiphany. She always hung out with a crowd that was real, if that makes sense. Her friends were never the popular girls but the quiet shy girls. And she was always nice to the nerdy guys but hated the asshole popular guys. (Deep down she def would fuck but y'know, personality wise)
Holy shit. I like where this is going. I'm gonna write a post about personal intimacy stuff soon.
Holy shit. I like where this is going. I'm gonna write a post about personal intimacy stuff soon.
Alrighty, gave myself a few days to get this girl off the self imposed pedestal i was putting her on. Time to put on the war paint and wage jihad.
Give me your thoughts on deez nuts
I'm gonna re-engage w this:
Me: Guess the aliens came for u before u could respond. Its cool, as long as they dont get me i think we'll be good
^Should compell her to respond and then I can work on creating meaningful dialouge from there
It's a good text but weren't you trying to become revelent with this chick. Aliens...that's universally gamey (no pun intended :p)
Isn't there something you can rengage with from the beginning that involves HER life. She seems down to earth enough to respond.
What do you mean from the beginning?
Your first reengagement text
Ah the gymnastics one?
Me: This gymnastics shit sucks, I landed on my face doing a backflip
Me: you did this to me
That's as close as I can get to in terms of relatibility at the moment. I know if I can get a convo going a lot more can come out of hit. That's the main thing I can relate to her with
ahhh I see, send something mang
Amazing what writing a txt out and then coming back to it hours later does to you.
Me: you did this to me
^There is no real vibe established so that txt seems to come off a bit reaction seeking. Like im still trying to get het to respond
Idea just hit me like a sack of bricks. She used to model when a big photographer was in our dainty lil town but since then has stopped. This girl is always down for smexy photos.
A joint photoshoot would be hawt shit and that would also be getting relevant to her. Besides, i'd love to take a photo with her...or on...maybe inbetween...ya def in between
Thoughts?
Naw that'd be sorta ridiculous. Unless maybe you couched it the right way. "Hey wanna show your Muslim love and protest Trump? Do a photoshoot with a terrorist. Me!"
Otherwise it certainly represents the bonding/intimate connection you've been looking for. But no not in the way you're seeing it
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Some of the stuff you're saying is going a lil bit over my head but lemme see if I got it:
The idea of a joint photo shoot isn't bad because its something that can take the interaction further.
But me "using" it as a way of getting her out isn't going about it correctly?
Instead, it should be a segway into something more? Obviously, nothing wrong with the idea and framing it in a way thats kewl, but at this stage its risky and not the best option.
^Is this where you're going with it?
P.S.
Have a dinner my pals and I do and just sent a msg inviting her out to it. Then added her to our fb event with other hotties. Creating social proof here and stepling away from the game.
Me: Yo girl, my bud and I are doing our annual dinner soon. You're welcome to stop by
EDIT:
Damn it, a few hotties rsvp'd "can't go". They were kind enough to give an excuse on the page so it atleast shows they care.
Yes! Great idea
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Events looking good. The peeps are posting if they can or can't come.
This girl...she reads my msg, sees the event, and doesn't respond or acknowledge whatsover..da fuq
MW. give me permission...to
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Ddddddd DUEL this girl into the shadow realm
Its time.
P.S.
Any good ways to spice up an event? Im thinking memes
In all honesty, when she would've seen it..it wouldn't of looked favorable to come
Quite a few of the people said they couldnt go and 1 miss hottie said she could.
But atleast the others let me know why...not this miss prude.
Sidenote: This may be semantics but maybe my even description could've been better
"Yo!
Throwing the usual bombass bdubs dinner. Come through and please rsvp if you can or can't. Ignoring just hurts our feelings :(
Just shoot me a msg if you want to bring someone I forgot to add.
Thanks playas, would love to catch up with y'all"
So far 50% can and 50% cant come
Honestly dude, does this look or sound like a warm invite?
Me: Yo girl, my bud and I are doing our annual dinner soon. You're welcome to stop by
Not to me dude. Comes off like you're just so cool and expressly not showing any interest. Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
DAMN IT
..is there some reconciliation I could do..
IDEA:
Maybe, to all the people who haven't rsvp'd, I could post in the even a call to action of the sorts...similar to call back humor or re-engagement game except gaming them all at the same time.
Y'know, compelling an individual response. LIke they would read it and be like "OH, I have to msg dat sexy nigga jihad and let him know"
I like that idea Jihad
You could possibly do friendly little call outs i.e "Hey sarah yah dork i'll whoop your ass in a dance battle" and then personalize one for her.
Appreciate it brotha
Here's what I'm thinking:
Me: Thanks to all you guys and gals who hit me up with a msg or rsvp'd here. Appreciate it.
Me: On that note, for those niglets who didn't, i'm calling you out. For example: Hey (insert name), *call out
Thoughts?
I think you could add some more wow factor to it, the first part seems too formal
Well I don't want to be everyone's clown yknow
So you want to actually double down on your mistake instead. Come off even more try-hard to her.
You know that guys try to act overly cool with girls they're actually intimidated by, right? You understand girls know this.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Oh ya totes ma gotes I understand that. When i was sent her that a few days ago that wasn't running through my mind at all lol but I see what you're saying how it comes like that.
So pm her with a more try-hard statement....
Ok i have no idea what that looks like lol
Anybody?