Bar Cutie
Me: coolest girl i know...that's a bold statement
Me: pic of a pitcher at local bar
Happy Snow Day!
Her: pic of water bottle
Lol happy snow day
Me: haha that better be vodka!
Her: Test tomorrow so it's sadly just water. Take a shot for me
Her: Classes on friday!! That's a Rookie mistake name
Her: Haha I had no choice. Classes won't stop me from going out but a test on the other hand
Don't really know much about this girl. Just was up in her grill and got her number because I thought she was cute.
Going to keep trying to think of throwback humor, but coming up with nothing at the moment.
Start crafting the meetup. Done
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
possible:
Well I'm definiteley a pro at cramming for exams, if you bring me ice cream. I will help you study.
or
something like this
What class
she answers with the class
I'm a pro at that class! I can help you study.
Get meet up. I lied smirk...
Lol that first one is good
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Or...
Not celebrating a snow day is a slap in the face to the snow day gods...,
or Not celebrating a snow day is blasphemous to "Guy who cancels the snow day,"
we also now have a delay tomorrow.
want to extend the text with: PRAY to the snow day gods for the infamous DOUBLE SNOWDAY
Me: Sent the first one
Her: why would you want ice cream in this weather? And exam was at 9 am so I'm goodii
want to send:
psshh ice cream is good in ALL weather
or should I move it foward more
psshh ice cream is good in ALL weather
I want icecream and I want you to bring it to me
Me: pssh ice cream is good in ALL weather
Her: Except this weather
Me: You Obviously haven't had GOOD ice cream
Anyways what kind of trouble are you getting into tonight
Her: What is good ice cream? And relaxing tonight, Did you go out?
Me: cake batter sprinkle ice cream sandwiches are so good they should be ILLEGAL
Me: Cold Stone by my house back home... sooo good
(last night) Her: Lol whoa I know good ice cream flavors. Mint chocolate chip all the way
End goal to get her on a day 2. Possibly netflix and whose taste in ice cream is better...
(last night) Her: Lol whoa I know good ice cream flavors. Mint chocolate chip all the way
End goal to get her on a day 2. Possibly netflix and whose taste in ice cream is better...
Cool keep it up I think this girl's down for figuring out a meetup asap
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
This snow's got me craving ice cream. Lets rob an ice cream truck, Bonnie and Clyde style, the driver will probably be stoned so I think you could take him
We can enjoy our plunder and I'll introduce you to the WONDERS of Netflix
Yeah make those separate texts. I'd probably wait for a response before sending the second
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
this morning
Her: Lol you saying I'm not strong enough to take him in general
so she went with a little shit test to the plot line
Girls watch the avengers or some dumb tv show and then think they can beat up dudes. It's so annoying.
No. She can't "in general"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol I know right its kind of ridiculous to be honest.
I want to just reply back
Yes that's EXACTLY what I'm saying
Yeah girls do dumb stuff like that it makes me not want to put my pen0r in them. Maybe send her back that first part I said about Avengers. No guarantee her response but that's just dumb
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Girls watch the avengers or some dumb tv show and then think they can beat up dudes. It's so annoying.
Lol this whole thing.
Yeah either give it to her like we discussed, or just ignore. Which is probably better. Reengage with something later
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I'm just going to ignore it and reengage later.
want to send one of these to reengage
NAME are you STILL recovering from last snow day. What kind of trouble are you getting into tonight
name are you STILL cuddled up with a water bottle. It's Friday time to leave the cave and get rowdy
Did this weather put you into hibernation. What kind of trouble are you getting into tonight
Second one
thanks. Sent that one
Her: Haha ItsMario stop hating on my water bottle. What are ou doing tonight?
Me: My friend's playing live music at xbar. So I'm headed there for a bit later.
than after response
something about ice cream robbery plans we have to go over
Wut. You always try to inject the same shit.
Be like, "Yeah they're amazing live, we should meet up at xbar"
havit
how bout that
Yes rapid fire that
I wanna get you laid but you have to yell "It's a Mariooo!" after the deed is done.
lmao that would be Hilarious. I'd do it.
Dunno why I even chose ItsMario was most Definitely a sonic kid growing up.
Maybe someone was playing super smash when I was making a login lol
Her: I heard there was a live band tonight. I think I'm just drinking with people low key tonight. Tomorrow night I will be out and about
Want to tease her about staying in the cave lol
My fraternities throwing a rager tomorrow night. Do I just invite or do something completly different because
want to text something like this on the invite, IF I invite her
I'm new here, but yeah I would just invite her to your party. Say something witty yet pithy, and let thy boner be thy muse.
Say something witty yet pithy, and let thy boner be thy muse.
Preach
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Theme Party at the house tonight let me know if you want to come. You can bring your girls but no boys they are the devil!
Me: the x
Me: on x road if you've never been lol
Her: Lol I can't keep track of all the frats and houses
Me: ride to the party
Her: Alright maybe will swing by after nickel
Me: "maybe will swing by" okay I take my invite back =p
Her: Lol you told me to go to xbar yesterday so I'm just doing when I'm told
"I like a girl who can follow directions"
edit: you better fuck this breezy
talked about spring break
talked about spring break