Bartender worked to get my number
I had an hour to kill while waiting for a friend so I stopped at a pub to play pool for a bit midday. There were just a few regulars in there along the bar it looked like a cheers episode in here. One of the young ones bought me a drink, so I sat at the bar table with them. The bartender was some young cute brunette. Just pipes in our conversation every so often and we talked for about 5 minutes about jurassic park and christmas movies. There was some heavy flirting going on, real subtle but strong. Some more people come in and she gets busy, my friend gets there and she was a deer in the headlights when I said bye to her. The one regular text me an hour later and told me she said i was cute. i told him to give her my number. he text me two days later and said she kept bothering him so he did lol.
11pm her: you have no idea the dedication it took to get your number. I deserve a medal
1230 her: this is xxxx fyi. the bartender
me: i appreciate your persistence beb but not sure about a medal -ice
her: i put up with *reguar's* crap everyday. screw the medal i deserve a kingdom. ill settle for a sticker though
2am me: i magined that since your two days late lol. dont worry boo ill give you someting better than sticker
me: better late than never. thanks xxxx it was worth it
her: oh your a sweet one eh? dont even know how to respond to that but at least im blushing
me: hahh at least some of the time
me: blushing is a good response yer a cutie
her: i can tell youre edgy by the fact you spelled out "yer" instead of youre. fuck the police amiright?
me: no problems with me butchering the greek language huh
her: i wouldnt know a thing about the greek language but do as you will
me: *regular* have you grumpy today or are you only sweet part time too. whats up
1 hour later 4 am her: now im confused lol ... he doesnt piss me off lol but i dont know much about text lingo just got a phone for the first tie last month
her: either way lets get together sometime yeah? just to chill. i have questions for you.
10 mins her: also your kinda sexy
next day mid morning me: like wise beb
me: lol i have some questions for you, like where you found a flip phone
me: and how about tuesday night
her: can't tuesday, the new year looks better for me
me: that works, sounds good. if theres any questions/comments/concerns i can help you out till then lol
her: what is it that you do
her: the snow is so pretty
me: i love it but even my dog doesnt want to go for walk now lol he turned back inside
me: during the day Im working at xxx
her: WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU HAVE i love dogs this is important information
me: hahah hes a rotty named icedawg
her: sweet rottys are great
me: i just got him, im dog sitting for the winter
me: yeah he is amazing, maybe you two can meet next year
her: oh okay so hes not your dog then> i used to foster a pitty and rotty
me: jealous, two great dogs. do you have anything now
me: and no he is my sisters. essentially mine, he is in the family
two days later me: hows it going sexy, happy new year, white christmas is a lil late but finally here.
her: haha yeah, happy new year cutie.
me: hope your not working all wknd
me: i have a medal to give you
her: i am
her: is that code for your penis cause i really cant tell
me: thats what you meant by getting a medal for your dedication
me: ok definitely better than a sticker
me: but i cant really tell. either way lets make out and play 21 questions
her: no thats not what i meant jsut thought you were making a bad dirty pun
Dude. Fuck this girl already. You're going to lose an easy lay if you don't fucking make this happen. Stoooopid lack of logistical leading here.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol why aren't you handling this like the girl from Tinder?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I know both attempts were shit, I need to remember an easy lay isn't a sure thing. im nailing them down now. I don't know why she didn't bite like the tinder girl did, she liked my cock innuendos lol
So wat happn
I'm taking her to furniture shopping tomorrow. Bishes love ikea.
It it was the most mellow vibe which made any eye contact super intense. But at one point Jeff goldblum comes on screen half naked and I let out a sexy groan and she had a conniption lol. Im not used to gaming in such a low energy state
Ikea fell through but I went over anyways, she was setting up her new apartment with a guy friend. Long story short cause I've forgotten the details - I help her paint for a bit, we go out for food and shoot pool, I grab her for a juicy makeout while her friend went for a smoke, I made sure to include him but he gets butthurt we're third wheeling him cuz he can see whats up and takes off home, back at her apartment she tells me reasons/lmr why we are going to wait to have sex while at the same time I was undressing us both.
I can't remember if we had sex that night or she just gave me a BJ, either way we started banging for a few weeks.
But then we had a bit over a month where we couldn't see each other, I was house sitting about an hour away and we both got sick at different times. She started to be super brief over texts then apologizes for 'being a douche', then the next week was being weird again and shut down anything sexual, then says we can be friends and that she didn't know how to talk to me so she just stopped seeing/texting me. im confused over this whole time about whats going on with her, I just figure she's derping out about something
I saw her a few days ago for the first time in over a month, I guess as 'just friends.' She asks where Im planning on staying because she might have plans later, I thought that was a bit preemptive. (I was planning on staying at a buddies, later on she doesn't believe me and thinks Im going to see another girl because Im way too horny lol). We chill out and have fun but she works hard on sabtatoging any sexuality or in her words my attempts at being cute. She says she realized she has lots of options and some other stuff. After a while back at her place she comes out and says she has been seeing someone for a few weeks now. When I ask about it she says she doesn't want to label things or think about it too much this early on, and that she is high maintenance so needs a guy to fit her.
Explains her absence/weirdness. Im not positive if shes into this guy more than me or if shes just trying to make me a bit jelly. Either way we're still going to be bff's although I did like sexing her, but if she is seeing some other dude thats cool too. Im not really able to do boyfriendy things with her as much as she'd like, example - im probably going to miss her bday party next week so I'm thinking that's where my downfall is. Im going to see her this weekend though and we'll see what happens
I dunno mang I'd say it's probably lack of communication. You could be quite subdued when speaking, yet women obviously dig you. Did you actually want to date this one?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ermm not exactly. At least not in the way she'd like
I guess I have till tonight to figure that out lol
I would just concentrate on wowing her and everybody else with your brilliance, not on meeting her expectations. You do you, boo
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male