Beach daygame: Does anyone have any openers? Props? Etc?

I love this question! In my somewhat limited experience, I have found its best to avoid standing/hovering over them if they are laying down, don't make her look up and get the sun in her eyes. I find its best to just throw down asap in the sand in close enough proximity to be able to talk comfortably. Obviously the beach is a place for max chillin', so I usually try to keep the energy chill.

I'd love to hear more on this too

Bring a football that's a must. Are you doing this solo? Craig from days of yore used to do a dive roll with a towel draped over his shoulder so he'd land with the towel spread out, his head propped up on one elbow, and his buddy would be waiting close by to toss him a beer which he would then catch, pop open and take a swig of while winking, all within five seconds of dive rolling.

Remember, "shamelessness". That's your mentality and the core drive characteristic behind what you're doing. That kind of mentality allows you to just pop up on a couple of girls laying out and be like, "Ladies! How's the tan coming!"

Your buddy is hilarious, Manwhore.

Towel-diveroll is too sweet! Way smoother than my buddy Moe's move who thought it was hilarious to piss himself just before he jumped in the water to go swimming.

The dive roll sounds dangerous, I think I need a visual aid.

Yes solo, grandma doesn't want to wing me. Don't have a football, but you're saying that having it as a prop would help? "Hey girl, go long..."

Do the hot girls ever actually get in the water, or do they just lay out tanning?

@the dude who has the friend who pisses himself - lol the fuck?

I know, one minute everyone's just hanging out in the boat or at the beach and he'd just piss his shorts, then go swimming. Idiot! He got girls though, go figure. Lol