Becka okc
Becka - 3 mins later: Sup
Me - 4 mins later: Just finished working. Are you ready to fight with shark this week
Becka: Once my exam is over on Thursday.
Becka: Then we can fight all the sharks.
Me - 3 mins later: You should start training and suit up when the time comes
Becka - 20 mins later: Dude, I'm made of shark skin, are you? I even have gills, but don't ask where.
Me - 4 hrs 47 mins later: Well i'm not, but mine is as smooth as baby seal's. I could race with you anytime beb
Me: But let not do that. We are in this together
Becka - 8 hrs 26 mins later: Very true.
Me: But hold on, we are gonna fight with shark army, and you have shark skin with gills
Me: I'm losing a lil trust in you beb
Becka - 11 mins later: I could be part shark you know...
Me - 1 min later: I don't really know you tho
Becka - 9 mins later: I am a shark!!! Haha! Foolish seal! I'm gonna eat your face!
Me: This seal is gonna slap your face at attacking. Fuck your shark's brain out. Put a baby in your lovely tummy to create a hybrid shark-seal. Called Sealark. And beat your foolish shark army
Becka: Omg yes! Lol
Me - 1 min later: Yes beb. Our baby will be the best of both world
Becka: :-)
This is hilarious
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It liked i created my own "romantic fantasy land". Awesome epiphany.