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Please criticize if I'm fucking up on something or being a fag, thanks.

I live in Brazil, first language is portuguese, I had to translate the convo so forgive me if there's some misspelling.

Tinder Convo (Last Week)

Me: 14 Km, where are you from?

Her: *name of her city* (Is the neighboring town)

Me: Shit, is not showing what you wrote, I can't read it, it's buggin (I couldn't actually read it, it was a actual bug from the app, I dunno)

Me: Let's take this off of Tinderland

Me: Add me on whatsapp and send me a text

Me: *send her my number*

Whatsapp Convo (Last Week)

Her: Hi boy

Me: Hi girl

Her: Where are you from?

Me: *tell her the city I live*

Me: You owe me some taxes

Her: How so?

Me: The city you live in is mine by right

Me: I'm the rightful heir of the seven kingdoms

Me: Say my last name, feel the power (my last name happens to be the name of the city she lives in lol) 

Her: *says my last name with a question mark*

Her: Hahahah

Me: You can save me on you phone as King *my name* The First, this is not a request

Her: Hahah

Me: I'll save you as Bellarina (abbreviation of her name is Bella)

Me: You look like one in your picture

Her: Everybody says that but I don't think so

Me: If your King is saying is because it does lol

Her: Hahahah

Her: It doesn't

Me: Did you born in *town she lives*

Her: Yes

Her: Born and raised, and you?

Me: I'm from Rio, but I live here in *city I live*

Her: Wtf what are you doing here? hahah

Me: Came to take my Kingdom back

Me: Do you want to join the adventure?

Me: Be my amazon princess, but only if you know how to work a sword lol (mischievous emoji)

Her: That would be fun hahah

Her: I doubt you can handle my skills hahah

Her: You might learn something (mischievous emoji)

Me: I'll be the judge of that hahah

Me: What do you do?

Her: I work in a clothing store

Her: I have a certificate in clothe design, but I want to be a psychologist

Her: And you?

Me: I might choose you to design my battle suit

Me: I'll be the model, you can take my measurements if you promisse not to grab my butt, deal?

Me: I just gratuaded from law school, now I can rule my kingdom

Her: ahahah

Her: No worries, I'm very professional

Her: You want to be a Lawyer?

Me: Are you reading my mind you beautiful witch?

Her: Just a little, there's not much to read lol

Me: Ohhh you want to play like that hahah

Me: I'll throw you in the dungeons of my castle

Her: You need to find me first

Me: Find you I will - Yoda

Her: hahaha

Me: When are you going to come visit your King? 

Her: You're not my King  (out of fucking nowhere she trows me this kind of shit, I'm confused lol)

Me: Right... and Santa is a lie

Me: Good one buddy

Me: You can't fool me

Her: hahah

Me: So?

Her: I'll go to a party there next week, I'll let you know

Me: That's better, you are learning

Her: hahahh

Me: We talk later xo

Her: yes xo

This part ends here.

So in the midle of that week I got her to send me selfies and voice messeges on whatsapp saying things like "I miss you my king", "Good night my king, I'll dream of you", I'll post later how it happened, was freakin cool.

But then I forgot about her this week that passed, about like 5 or 6 days, because I was studying and hooked on another girl that I'll post about later cuz I'm being a pussy with her. lol

So today she contacts me:

Her: Hiiii!

Me: Hello

Me: Kitty

Me: *cat emoji*

Her: How you're doing?

Me: Slaying dragons, saving princesses, the usual

Me: And you?

Her: I'm fine

Me: You were in *city I live in* last saturday?

Her: Yes

Me: And you didn't even told your charming prince here

Her: When I remembered was already too late

Me: Wow

Me: You forgot my existence

Her: Never

Me: I don't believe it

Me: You should redeem yourself little girl

Her: I'm sorry hahah

Me: That's not enough

Me: I deserve at least a selfie of you blowing me kisses   (should I have gone for nudes? I thought about it but pussied out)

Her: hahah

Her: Later

Me: If you forget you will earn a spank session

Her: hahahah I won't send it then

Me: I see, you want the spank session, smart girl hahah

Me: Warning: I go hard, 50 shades of grey in the flesh

Her: I doub that hahah

Me: *I send her a image of Aladin spakin Yasmin's ass*  (I tried to post the meme but the site wasn't letting it)

Me: No mercy

Her: *3 hours later, she sends me a selfie blowing me kisses, on her pijamas lol*

Me: That's a hot pijama haha

Her: I know hahah

Me: *I send her a pic of me and my buddies on Mc'Donalds doing a pose like a boy band, we call it Mc Street Boys, and send her a backstreet boys song*

Her: *she laughs and blablabla*

2 hrs later

Me: Are you laying in bed? (she was already sleeping by that time)

5 hrs later

Her: I fell asleep

Me: I was going to whisper you beautiful lies

Her: Hmmmm

Did I fucked up in this last text? lol

I know I need to push for a meet up, but what could I've done better in the whole interaction? Did I was too pushy with the sexual stuff?

I feel like ignoring the last text like never happened, chat more, and schedule for us to hang out next saturday, if I don't meet up with another girl that I'm planning that night.

What do you guys think?

Thanks

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Just me, but I would figure

Just me, but I would figure out her next logistics after about this point Her: I'm sorry hahah

You've done the flirting over text, she hit YOU up, find out where shes gonna be and when and get something set up. Good thing is youre entertaining enough in each text so simple texts like "when are you free next" and "whats your schedule like this week" will be fine

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JackofDiamonds wrote:Just

JackofDiamonds wrote:
Just me, but I would figure out her next logistics after about this point Her: I'm sorry hahah

You've done the flirting over text, she hit YOU up, find out where shes gonna be and when and get something set up. Good thing is youre entertaining enough in each text so simple texts like "when are you free next" and "whats your schedule like this week" will be fine

Continuation of the whatsapp Convo:

Me: I was going to whisper you beautiful lies

Her: Hmmmm  ("hmm" sounds like "um" which means one in portuguese, so I sent her the word two)

10 hours later

Me: Two

Her: I was looking your instagram

Her: You have such a baby's face

Me: It's my charm

Me: You too

Me: hahah

Her: Makes me want to bite it hahahah

Me: You savage *cat emoji*

Me: Just don't tear shit up

Me: I want to bite your twerking instrument

Her: Don't worry I'm graceful

Her: I won't make a mess

Me: I'll tear you up though *lion emoji*

Her: So dangerous

Me: When are you coming to visit me?

Her: You're the one who should know

Her: Good night

Me: Next friday

Me: Let's make some trouble

Me: Where's my good night kiss?

Me: I want you to send it as audio

Her: *sends audio of good night and kisses*

I don't answer and go to sleep.

The next day she reengages me.

Her: I want to meet you

I don't answer her the whole day, only reengage her before going to sleep that day.

Me: *send kiss emoji*

Me: We are going on a adventure friday

Me: You can sleep here or you need to go back home?

5 hours later

Her: I need to go back home

Me: What time?

Her: 3 or 4 a.m.

Her: Do you like sertanejo? *a genree of music here in Brazil*

Her: Because my girlfriend will go to *a night club here in my city* and I can come back home with her

Me: Not really hahah

Me: What time do you arrive?

Her: 23:30

Me: Saturday morning I have to study at 08:00 a.m.

Me: I don't want to get too tired or drunk

Me: So let's do this, when you arrive I'll pick you up 

Me: We hang out, eat something and maybe watch a movie at my place

Me: When the party is over, we'll find your friend and I'll leave you with her so you can go home

Me: Cool?

Her: Cool

Me: Cool

Ended there fo now lol

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There's something missing

There's something missing here, Jon Snow.

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Captain Howdy wrote: There's

Captain Howdy wrote:
There's something missing here, Jon Snow.

You tell me Captain. I know nothing, only where to put it. 

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^ Haha.

^ Haha.

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You're pretty entertaining

You're pretty entertaining with your texts and it seems like she likes it. But it's just going to keep going on like that.

It seems like you could manage her level of investment better. As far as I understand, who's asking questions (and when) is really important. I dunno if other guys do this, but this is one of the few "indicators of interest" that I look at when talking to women either text or face-to-face.

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Captain Howdy wrote: You're

Captain Howdy wrote:
You're pretty entertaining with your texts and it seems like she likes it. But it's just going to keep going on like that.

It seems like you could manage her level of investment better. As far as I understand, who's asking questions (and when) is really important. I dunno if other guys do this, but this is one of the few "indicators of interest" that I look at when talking to women either text or face-to-face.

Yeah, I seem to suffer from a chronic case of obsessive compulsive snoozing and losing disorder.

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