Bella
Please criticize if I'm fucking up on something or being a fag, thanks.
I live in Brazil, first language is portuguese, I had to translate the convo so forgive me if there's some misspelling.
Tinder Convo (Last Week)
Me: 14 Km, where are you from?
Her: *name of her city* (Is the neighboring town)
Me: Shit, is not showing what you wrote, I can't read it, it's buggin (I couldn't actually read it, it was a actual bug from the app, I dunno)
Me: Let's take this off of Tinderland
Me: Add me on whatsapp and send me a text
Me: *send her my number*
Whatsapp Convo (Last Week)
Her: Hi boy
Me: Hi girl
Her: Where are you from?
Me: *tell her the city I live*
Me: You owe me some taxes
Her: How so?
Me: The city you live in is mine by right
Me: I'm the rightful heir of the seven kingdoms
Me: Say my last name, feel the power (my last name happens to be the name of the city she lives in lol)
Her: *says my last name with a question mark*
Her: Hahahah
Me: You can save me on you phone as King *my name* The First, this is not a request
Her: Hahah
Me: I'll save you as Bellarina (abbreviation of her name is Bella)
Me: You look like one in your picture
Her: Everybody says that but I don't think so
Me: If your King is saying is because it does lol
Her: Hahahah
Her: It doesn't
Me: Did you born in *town she lives*
Her: Yes
Her: Born and raised, and you?
Me: I'm from Rio, but I live here in *city I live*
Her: Wtf what are you doing here? hahah
Me: Came to take my Kingdom back
Me: Do you want to join the adventure?
Me: Be my amazon princess, but only if you know how to work a sword lol (mischievous emoji)
Her: That would be fun hahah
Her: I doubt you can handle my skills hahah
Her: You might learn something (mischievous emoji)
Me: I'll be the judge of that hahah
Me: What do you do?
Her: I work in a clothing store
Her: I have a certificate in clothe design, but I want to be a psychologist
Her: And you?
Me: I might choose you to design my battle suit
Me: I'll be the model, you can take my measurements if you promisse not to grab my butt, deal?
Me: I just gratuaded from law school, now I can rule my kingdom
Her: ahahah
Her: No worries, I'm very professional
Her: You want to be a Lawyer?
Me: Are you reading my mind you beautiful witch?
Her: Just a little, there's not much to read lol
Me: Ohhh you want to play like that hahah
Me: I'll throw you in the dungeons of my castle
Her: You need to find me first
Me: Find you I will - Yoda
Her: hahaha
Me: When are you going to come visit your King?
Her: You're not my King (out of fucking nowhere she trows me this kind of shit, I'm confused lol)
Me: Right... and Santa is a lie
Me: Good one buddy
Me: You can't fool me
Her: hahah
Me: So?
Her: I'll go to a party there next week, I'll let you know
Me: That's better, you are learning
Her: hahahh
Me: We talk later xo
Her: yes xo
This part ends here.
So in the midle of that week I got her to send me selfies and voice messeges on whatsapp saying things like "I miss you my king", "Good night my king, I'll dream of you", I'll post later how it happened, was freakin cool.
But then I forgot about her this week that passed, about like 5 or 6 days, because I was studying and hooked on another girl that I'll post about later cuz I'm being a pussy with her. lol
So today she contacts me:
Her: Hiiii!
Me: Hello
Me: Kitty
Me: *cat emoji*
Her: How you're doing?
Me: Slaying dragons, saving princesses, the usual
Me: And you?
Her: I'm fine
Me: You were in *city I live in* last saturday?
Her: Yes
Me: And you didn't even told your charming prince here
Her: When I remembered was already too late
Me: Wow
Me: You forgot my existence
Her: Never
Me: I don't believe it
Me: You should redeem yourself little girl
Her: I'm sorry hahah
Me: That's not enough
Me: I deserve at least a selfie of you blowing me kisses (should I have gone for nudes? I thought about it but pussied out)
Her: hahah
Her: Later
Me: If you forget you will earn a spank session
Her: hahahah I won't send it then
Me: I see, you want the spank session, smart girl hahah
Me: Warning: I go hard, 50 shades of grey in the flesh
Her: I doub that hahah
Me: *I send her a image of Aladin spakin Yasmin's ass* (I tried to post the meme but the site wasn't letting it)
Me: No mercy
Her: *3 hours later, she sends me a selfie blowing me kisses, on her pijamas lol*
Me: That's a hot pijama haha
Her: I know hahah
Me: *I send her a pic of me and my buddies on Mc'Donalds doing a pose like a boy band, we call it Mc Street Boys, and send her a backstreet boys song*
Her: *she laughs and blablabla*
2 hrs later
Me: Are you laying in bed? (she was already sleeping by that time)
5 hrs later
Her: I fell asleep
Me: I was going to whisper you beautiful lies
Her: Hmmmm
Did I fucked up in this last text? lol
I know I need to push for a meet up, but what could I've done better in the whole interaction? Did I was too pushy with the sexual stuff?
I feel like ignoring the last text like never happened, chat more, and schedule for us to hang out next saturday, if I don't meet up with another girl that I'm planning that night.
What do you guys think?
Thanks
Just me, but I would figure out her next logistics after about this point Her: I'm sorry hahah
You've done the flirting over text, she hit YOU up, find out where shes gonna be and when and get something set up. Good thing is youre entertaining enough in each text so simple texts like "when are you free next" and "whats your schedule like this week" will be fine
Just me, but I would figure out her next logistics after about this point Her: I'm sorry hahahYou've done the flirting over text, she hit YOU up, find out where shes gonna be and when and get something set up. Good thing is youre entertaining enough in each text so simple texts like "when are you free next" and "whats your schedule like this week" will be fine
Continuation of the whatsapp Convo:
Me: I was going to whisper you beautiful lies
Her: Hmmmm ("hmm" sounds like "um" which means one in portuguese, so I sent her the word two)
10 hours later
Me: Two
Her: I was looking your instagram
Her: You have such a baby's face
Me: It's my charm
Me: You too
Me: hahah
Her: Makes me want to bite it hahahah
Me: You savage *cat emoji*
Me: Just don't tear shit up
Me: I want to bite your twerking instrument
Her: Don't worry I'm graceful
Her: I won't make a mess
Me: I'll tear you up though *lion emoji*
Her: So dangerous
Me: When are you coming to visit me?
Her: You're the one who should know
Her: Good night
Me: Next friday
Me: Let's make some trouble
Me: Where's my good night kiss?
Me: I want you to send it as audio
Her: *sends audio of good night and kisses*
I don't answer and go to sleep.
The next day she reengages me.
Her: I want to meet you
I don't answer her the whole day, only reengage her before going to sleep that day.
Me: *send kiss emoji*
Me: We are going on a adventure friday
Me: You can sleep here or you need to go back home?
5 hours later
Her: I need to go back home
Me: What time?
Her: 3 or 4 a.m.
Her: Do you like sertanejo? *a genree of music here in Brazil*
Her: Because my girlfriend will go to *a night club here in my city* and I can come back home with her
Me: Not really hahah
Me: What time do you arrive?
Her: 23:30
Me: Saturday morning I have to study at 08:00 a.m.
Me: I don't want to get too tired or drunk
Me: So let's do this, when you arrive I'll pick you up
Me: We hang out, eat something and maybe watch a movie at my place
Me: When the party is over, we'll find your friend and I'll leave you with her so you can go home
Me: Cool?
Her: Cool
Me: Cool
Ended there fo now lol
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You're pretty entertaining with your texts and it seems like she likes it. But it's just going to keep going on like that.
It seems like you could manage her level of investment better. As far as I understand, who's asking questions (and when) is really important. I dunno if other guys do this, but this is one of the few "indicators of interest" that I look at when talking to women either text or face-to-face.
You're pretty entertaining with your texts and it seems like she likes it. But it's just going to keep going on like that.It seems like you could manage her level of investment better. As far as I understand, who's asking questions (and when) is really important. I dunno if other guys do this, but this is one of the few "indicators of interest" that I look at when talking to women either text or face-to-face.
Yeah, I seem to suffer from a chronic case of obsessive compulsive snoozing and losing disorder.