Best first message on POF
Ive gotten so much feedback in the past hour from this message.
"Hey. Ur cute and Im not a douche. Message me;)"
You can add other things if you want like if she has a picture of her and her dog, you can tell her you want to steal it and give it smooches. Or if shes wearing something weird you can comment on that. But yeah Ive gotten a lot of fast responses from this.
Niiice.
Fuhkin' stolen!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Let me know how it works for you
Just banged a little office assistant. Goddamn she didnt budge till about 240 in the morning.
That's when she regained consciousness?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol!! Well I loaded down a napkin with chloroform and I said, "hey smell this napkin". That happened at 240. She regained conciousness at like 4 in the morning. Yes I am advanced
Lol that happened at 240.. what? lbs? She started at 240lbs (that's a big bish that's for sure), but after you sold her kidneys and a leg she was just a buck 70!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No, no an arm and a leg plus kidney. Brought her down to 185 soakin wet, silly