best first messages on tinder/okc?

Damn gurl you must be a swiss cheese cuz you look full of tasty holes.

Dude tell me you've tried www.okcupid.com/mybestface for choosing your best photos?? It's the best online dating resource out there right now. 

There's tons of online dating openers we came up with on this forum. Does anyone remember any of the old skool ones from Rogan days.. 

https://www.joshsway.com/articles/view/stop-using-okcupids-mybestface

First off I did it 3 days ago and still havent gotten my results.
Second I felt it was kinda shitty for accurate judgements as they gave me matches to compare like a young hot girl and an old fat girl so does it really matter what the picture was?
and then I read this article

Im just bitter I didnt get my results. Took me 10 minutes to do that shit. Results are lost in the ether. Just did it again and turned email notifications on

Gorilla - is this rlly what you use or u just fucking around. It seems pretty bad for mass replies.
dont give fuck around answers i'd like a good solid list me and other people can reference

Hah no just messing man.. sounded better in my head lol

So Tinder isn't working correctly for you and you never got your results from mybestface? The report is still ON the site you can go back and download it again.. 

Well I deleted my account and remade it. I thought it might scramble the search results. It didnt. Still uglies. Im hating this online thing chicks are flaky as fuck, apps flaky. Just broke down eckhart tolle to a girl who asked about him and she didnt even reply. Ungrateful bishes. Had great results years ago. Anyway did mybest face again.

So still no good openers for tinder etc?

Fuero there's something wrong with your phone/app settings or something regional going on. Next time I see you I'll take a look at your phone. So you're not even seeing good looking girls on the app? Fucking weird as balls 

Ok cool. So whats the identity opener message or shellfish. I couldnt find it

This one I had a lot of fun with.. worked quite solidly:

Short and sweet and rude always works sorta well.. for example:

Sup gay

or

Sup nigga (one of Rogan's favorites)

This was a favorite of mine..

Oh shit this one's a classic I forgot about this one..

I actually originally tried it as the tail-end of a larger message:

Also, any time I was able to make fun of her username or something I glanced at in her profile was always a humdinger. 

Or here's an example where I riffed on her headline and turned it into something silly yet male-centric. Ubergame right there. If you can do that you can nail girls to the wall..

I was fucking ^ this girl 20 minutes after she came over. 

Or:

Omg I forgot about this one, LOL. I used to love this one..

^ Talk about a great setup. 

Christmas came early this year. Woohoo! im gonna have a lot of fun with these

One that ive used that gets vast replies but is kinda hard to continue with is
"We dont have shit in common but u think youre cute :)"
I have mixed feelings about this one but its done the job for me

Dude there's so much you could do with that. 

100% successful withblack girls (might only work from non-black men)

Mmm chocolate
sorry somtimes I act awkward but you are just delightfully attractive

Lol. You could jumble all those letters around and have the same results with black girls. 

Ha!