Best way to respond to "Random question but How Tall are you?"
So very often, when I'm about to meet girls that I gamed off tinder, they will ask about my height right when they are ready to hangout lol.
A lot of the time these girls are like 5'9-5'11. This recent one looks like she's 5'9 or 5'10.
Now I'm 5'10.
What's the best way to handle this. Like when a girl specifically asks about my height it's like she wants to see if I'm tall enough for her ruels haha.
Should I just say
me: I'm 5'10
or inject a little humor
me: I'm 5'10
me: 6'3 in heels tho ;)
or embelish a tad cuz it will be too late when we hangout
me: I'm 5'11
yeah that'd be great. 6'1" in heels
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I'd offer my advise, but I'm 6'3 so don't have this problem..
I'd offer my advise, but I'm 6'3 so don't have this problem..
Ha! Yeah I saw you'd responded and I'm like.. hmm this should be interesting.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
My typical response is something along the lines of, "I'm massive. Wear whatever you want stripper heels are sexy"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Damn that's dope MW!
I responded before I could get your feedback MW. Here's what I said
her: Random question, but how tall are you
me: 5'10/11. I always date girls basically my height lol
her: Good to know (teetch clenching face)
me: Yah u not talll enuf for me? shit
her: Well I mean if 5'8 isn't tall enough then yeah
me: Lol I'm kidding.. But yah, that should work
me: How was the jays game
her: I know ahahaah and it was really fun. just wish I went with a different person ahahah really awkward experience
me: That awkward eh, who in gods green goodness did you go with
Here's where it gets really funny like GAWD!!!
her: A guy I hadn't met before (really dumb on my part) and lets just say he was not who I thoguht he was ahahha
me: Hahaa love how you're telling me about your tinder date
me: But honesty is the best policy
her: Ahahaha no not tinder, met him on twitter a while ago
her: I actaully haven't met anyone off tinder in person yet
me: Haha well I'm sorry to hear your date sucked / not actually (evil smile face)
me: Tinder is legit, you just have to really screen people out to make sure they're cool before you meet up
her: I'm taking it that you know from experience?
me: I'm actually a professional tinder consultant
her: Ahahah you're a good one
me: Yep. So gay you're going back to New Market
her: back to boring old new market
Planting the meet up!
me: Yeah well soon you're coming to visit me and we'll grab drinks and I'll tell you everything you could possibly want to know about tinder
her: Sounds good (muscle arm)
her: I'll be a tinder pro
me: Do you think you can handle it?
her: Of course, I'm a 'bateman' (we so happen to nearly have teh same last name and my last name isn't even common lol)
me: Good what's your work schedule like we'll find a day to join forces
her: Are we thinking during the day or night
me: Day lol? I'm not trying to friend zone you aha. We'll do the evening
(hasn't responded to my last text. Maybe that was a bit overgaming lol. )
me: Day lol? I'm not trying to friend zone you aha. We'll do the evening
her: Hey you cna't play badminton in the dark ahahah but I usually work until 7:30 on weeknights
Okay
me: Hah yah that is true. Guess badminton will have to wait.
me: We'll do drinks around 8:30/9 on Wednesday!
I love when people ask me height cuz I'm like I'm 5'10 but I can dunk, so ha
Are you serious. How do you jump that high white boy
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
He uses a step-ladder. It really isn't that impressive
That's bad nigga. Did the regular size basketball way you down too much? I could see where pounds per square inch could weigh you down. They'd weigh me down for sure
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No I just don't have big enough hands to grip it...meaning with a real ball I need to two hand dunk and that's fucking hard.
But still I did it a couple times...had massive amounts of adrenaline before I did though.
I can get rim at 5 7"...I think it would be nuts if I learned to dunk
bateman I don't think you need to even embelish your response, just say 5 10" and switch the topic, cuz being 5 10" is not a big deal
I'm 5 8" with shoes on so I have to kinda make a joke about it
I was being sarcastic about the weight of the basketball btw lol. Seems you fell for my bear trap!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male