This bitch has excuses for every meet up (Text Help)
What's up guys? I've been trying to take this really pretty girl out on a date, but everytime I go for the meet up she comes up with an objection. I think everyone can learn from this shit because she truly is a massive pain in the ass. I need help breaking this girl. Here's the texts:
Me: I have so bad by eminem on replay. I love this song.
Her: Haha I don't listen to rap.
Her: I'm weird like that
Me: haha too intimidated by the parental advisory sticker
Her: Haha it's just not my genre
Next day
Me: Yo, let's chill tomorrow
Her: I pretty much am going to have to study like all day tomorrow
Me: Haha you're going to have to eat sometime. Have dinner with me tomorrow
Her: Haha you'd think eating would be a necessity but it really isn't
Four days later
Me: You know you've mastered street talk when everyone thinks you have a learning disability. LOL
Her: Hahah the things you text me are so random
Me: But you love it so much :p
Her: To quote Hamlet, Act Three Scene Three Line 92 "no"
Me: To quote my 3 year old self: "liar liar pants on fire"
Her: Hahaha too funny
Next day
Me: Hang out with me tomorrow
Her: Lol I'm going to be so hungover. Could food be involved because I'm going to be so hungry.
Me: Yeah...I'm taking you to get the most glorious burgers as though they were crafted by the hand of God. Say 5pm?
Next day
Her: Hey so I just woke up haha
Me: Haha. I'm about to go eat. Come join me
Her: Haha ugh leaving my apartment seems so hard
Me: Fine. I'm coming over. What's your address
Her: Haha you don't want to see me right now I'm a mess
Me: It's ok. I'll rob you then. I bet you have some good china. Where you staying (credit to MW)
Her: Haha we have to go grocery shopping right now and now that I know you're a thief no way I give you my address
Me: Can you pick up some cookies for our romantic date? I like peanut butter cookies the best
Her: Haha I don't eat cookies
Me: I wasn't planning on sharing :p
Her: Haha selfish and a thief too
Me: You're always focusing on the negatives. So sad
Her: Hahaha my roomates and I are gonna make guac
Me: Cool. I like girls that can cook.
Her: I like it when boys like the things I do
Two days later
Her: Hey can I ask a random question
Me: Yeah. Go for it
Her: Do you know anyone who likes like me? My brithdays on Wednesday and I really want to go to a bar but I'm having such issues finding an id
Me: I know your evil twin. She can't help with the id thing, but she might be willing to flash/"distract" security while you sneak in
Her: Haha I think i'd have a better chance if I just walked in
Me: She's really giving you a bad rep though. I think you should fight her in a topless pillow fight. If you win, I think it will correct her behavior
Her: How does one win a pillow fight
Me: Not a good sign. Let's chill tomorrow and I'll show you some moves I learned from Chinese monks
Her: I can't Tuesdays are super busy and I have a physics exam this week
Me: Haha that sucks. What day works best for you
Her: Lol idk the day that physics ceases to be a subject
.Honestly, this is grade A bullshit. I'm ready to text her, "This isn't working out. You play too many games. Lose my #". I'm curious what you guys think I should do, and/or where I could be doing better with my texting. Thanks, I appreciate the help.
I think its definitely the way context in which you ask her. First text of the day is asking her to hangout with you. Try warming her up with 5-10 texts then asking. She is more likely to comply on a high note. Some girls think that dinners with a dude is awkward too. Make other suggestions, drinks is preferred.
The third time you weren't paying attention to what she wanted, which was the fake ID. She might have got the impression you don't give a fuck about her needs, since you just joked it off.
Thanks for the advice. I think you're right that the girl needed more banter.
Ok you've got one major problem.. your meetup attempts are HORRIBLE and low-value. Everything else is pretty decent but the way you ask this girl to meet up is just dogshit.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: To quote Hamlet, Act Three Scene Three Line 92 "no"
Me: To quote my 3 year old self: "liar liar pants on fire"
Fucking awesome response
Her: To quote Hamlet, Act Three Scene Three Line 92 "no"Me: To quote my 3 year old self: "liar liar pants on fire"
Fucking awesome response
Yes that was legendary.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Haha holy shit, wtf is up with your meetups man?
Your actual texting is superb, and then your meetups are.... "let's chill".... WTF hahaha this is hilarious man... like your texting in every other regard is way too good for you not to know what's going on... is this a strong troll?
I'm just echoing manwhore's comment about your meetups... but I think I'm finding the whole thing way funnier than he did lol.
The only thing of I cant hink to ask is if you have someone else writing your texts for you most of the time?
Nah man, I'm not trolling. I didn't realize my meet ups were so fucking bad. Can you guys elaborate in more detail why they suck, and how I should have gone about it?
Vincent, I feel you brotha, its just that you are trying to meetup with these girls like you would with your buddies. I send "lets chill tomorrow" to a guy friend.
Here is what I would have done differently:
Her: HaHa it's just not my genre
You: Me neither. Whats your schedule like this week? I've got some Norah Jones and James Taylor we can listen too on our way to ice cream....
And its probably a good idea to never open a text thread, or ever say to girl, "yo, lets chill tomorrow." Be like hey, hows it going in princess land. I'm slaying dragons with my checkbook.
Point is it does not matter what you say as long as it is playful and slightly aggressive.
MW you might need to change the CAPTCHA to an algorythm.
Thanks for the reply Beargrizz. I'll definetly fix that problem.
MW you might need to change the CAPTCHA to an algorythm.
An algorythm? What's an analrhythm.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Jump on Skype, get your ear next to the speaker and I could show you
Don't know, heard about once in math class though...