black girl that wears boxers
Me: Asia. What did you do for Easter?
ghetto booty - 1 min later: I worked
Me: Oooh fun. I went egg hunting with my little sisters. Next week is when I start doing like 30 hours a week.
ghetto booty - 5 hrs 30 mins later: Oh that's legit
Me - 3 days 6 hrs later: Are you free Tuesday?
ghetto booty - 1 hr 7 mins later: I work
Me: If you ever want someone to go over and drink with you hit me up. I'll go if I'm not working or something.
ghetto booty - 5 hrs 28 mins later: I never invited anyone to my house
Me - 1 hr 40 mins later: Lol.
Me - 2 hrs 15 mins later: I thought cause of your status you did.
ghetto booty - 15 mins later: Oh no I wrote someone should invite me over...lol
Me - 5 mins later: Oh well come over Wednesday.
Me - 3 hrs 31 mins later: I'll buy a six pack
ghetto booty - 1 hr 2 mins later: 6 pack of what?
Me - 14 mins later: Beer lol.
ghetto booty - 42 mins later: I don't drink beer
Me - 1 day 7 hrs later: Let's chill Wednesday anyways. It's my day off.
Me - 13 hrs 30 mins later: Hey Asia when are we gonna hang out? I'm gonna be busy Wednesday now btwn
ghetto booty - 2 hrs 59 mins later: I passed out. Not feeling good. Umm I might not be free again until friday
Me - 21 hrs 17 mins later: Friday would be good but I work early and get out around 4. I'm probably not gonna want to drive a hour after lifting shit all day long. It'd be cool if you could drive to me.
Me - 1 day later: So what do you say?
ghetto booty - 15 mins later: to what?
Me: Wanna drive to me Friday? I might be too tired after work to drive to you. My job is very physical
ghetto booty - 10 mins later: We will have to see when I'm cut at work
Me - 20 mins later: Sweet.
Its all about that ghetto booty. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
This girl was in another topic but I got a new phone. She has a nice rack. At least on the website. I have used humor just not in this stage of the conversation.
Its all about that ghetto booty. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Lmao
Lol this is hard to read dude.
Simply because of how amazing you are at killing any chance of attraction.
After your very first text she said, "I worked"
That's a pathetic bullshit answer and you rewarded her for that. You invested and told her a bunch of shit she didn't care about hearing.
You need to fucking have some stronger standards and not take that bullshit. I would have done some heavy push game.
her: I worked
me: FIrst of all, can you spare me all the details like gawdddd.
And then you fucked up again.
You said - are you free tuesday and she said - I work
I would have said
Me: Would it kill you to put two words together
^ Haha!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sorry this is so bad.
You repeatedley try and get this girl to chill. WHen she tells you that she wrote that someone should invite me over. You fucking jumped right through her hoop. You showed that you have no standards and will take whatever you can get
Instead of inviting her over you should have said something along the lines of
me: Yeah, why should someone invite you over? You any good at cooking
Then when she said - A six pack of what
I would have said
me: A six pack of bananas!
me: hello, earth to Jess, is anyone there ;)
Or you could have said
me: A six pack of nutella! I bet you'd get it all over your face, you do seem like the clumsy type
Then when she says I don't drink beer
lol you fucking ass her out. You keep rewarding her for shit behaviour. FUCKKKKK
I would have said
me: You know what the hardest part about not drinking beer is
her: Um what
me: having to tell everyone you're gay
You keep chasing her like crazy, have absolutely no standards and you don't screen her at all. And you put up with whatever behaviour she throws at you. This is TERRIBLE
Nice bateman!
Yeah Bateman's fucking killing it these days. Reminds me I owe his ass HW
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah Bateman's fucking killing it these days. Reminds me I owe his ass HW
haha reminds me of how pathetically bad I was a few months ago at text game. This forum is fucking invaluable
Hahaha! Patrick fucking Bateman!!!
Thanks lol
Me: Your booty don't need explainin!
ghetto booty - 2 mins later: Lol silly
Me - 13 mins later: Talk dirty to me.
ghetto booty - 2 mins later: I hear the same song right now
Me: Dammit! I was trying to talk to you using rap lyrics.
ghetto booty - 3 mins later: Lol nice try
Me - 29 mins later: My feet hurt. Come over Tomorrow and give me a for c massage.
Me: Foot massage*
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Umm gross
Me: Lmao.
Me - 6 mins later: My feet hurt so bad. I just put them up and it's like heaven. A foot massage would be so great.
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Gross
Me - 1 min later: Yeah right just come over tomorrow.
Me - 20 hrs 55 mins later: Hey what up?
Me - 1 day 23 hrs later: I think a good nickname for you would be "ghetto booty"
ghetto booty - 4 mins later: Or not
Me - 7 mins later: Are you free Tuesday ghetto booty?
ghetto booty: Don't call me that
Me - 8 mins later: Are you free Tuesday?
ghetto booty - 14 mins later: Nope I have school and work
Me - 1 min later: That sucks. When am I going to witness your amazing booty in real life?
ghetto booty: I have a small butt
Me - 12 mins later: Small butts are cool too. I don't discriminate.
ghetto booty: Lol wow
Me - 35 mins later: How big on a scale of 1-10?
ghetto booty - 5 mins later: 3
Me - 25 mins later: Definently not ghetto then. Are you free Wednesday?
ghetto booty - 7 mins later: I think I'm off
Me: Oh sweet. I'm off. I'm going to bed goodnight.
ghetto booty: Goodnight
Me - 21 hrs 32 mins later: Hey so Wednesday you want to meet at the mall?
ghetto booty - 1 min later: What time?
Me: 3 pm would be good for me.
ghetto booty: That's kool
Me: Cool the citadel mall at 3. I actually have money now too. The last time I went there I had no money.
ghetto booty: Lol that's not good
Me: Have you done the laser maze?
ghetto booty: Nope I don't go to the mall to hang out
Me: Lame :P. Well you'll have to try it.
ghetto booty - 2 mins later: Lol maybe I will
Me: No you will. It's really cool.
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Of I will?
Me - 2 hrs 9 mins later: I'll pay. You'll try it :P. Plus I want to do it again
ghetto booty: Lol ummm okay
Me - 1 day 1 hr later: Hey are you up?
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Yes what's up?
Me: Oh nothing. Playing with myself. Just kidding. I'm tired on the couch.
ghetto booty: That's gross lol
Me - 1 min later: Oh I see you must NEVER do anything like that.
ghetto booty - 1 min later: I don't tell people about it...
Me: Lmao. Well I was just joking anyways.
ghetto booty: Lol I know. I'm still allowed to say gross lol
Me - 9 mins later: Oh yeah? You're gross.
ghetto booty - 2 mins later: Lol noooooooo
Me - 9 hrs 55 mins later: I'll see you at 3 :P
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Kk
ghetto booty - 4 hrs 35 mins later: Can we make it 330?
Me - 2 mins later: Sure
ghetto booty: Ok thank you
ghetto booty - 1 hr 10 mins later: So where are we meeting at?
Me: I'm in the food court getting a Philly cheese steak
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Okay I'll find the foodcourt
Me - 1 min later: I'm actually 300 pounds :P
ghetto booty: That's kool. I'm 245 lol
Me - 7 mins later: Hurry up the high school gangsters are arriving.
Me: I need backup
Me - 6 mins later: Are you here?
ghetto booty - 1 min later: Lol I'm here I think
Me - 2 hrs 1 min later: I'm so sexy omg
ghetto booty: Haha wtf?!
Dude this is so pathetically bad I had to stop after the fourth line!
How could you be so obtuse as to how brutal your texting is?
woah my pathetic text game got me a date.
Manwhore: Whenever I edit my text posts it puts the texts in like paragraph form. I hate to bitch but like that makes it annoying as fuck to edit out location details and stuff.
This girl was pretty annoying in person, always trying to get in the last word and come out on top in conversations. I'll write a fr.
lmao well I met up with her so I must be doing something correctly. I think if I was so pathetically bad I wouldn't get any dates.
lmao well I met up with her so I must be doing something correctly. I think if I was so pathetically bad I wouldn't get any dates.
That's good but you realize that she's maybe 1/20 girls who would have gone out with you despire your texting
That's good but you realize that she's maybe 1/20 girls who would have gone out with you despire your texting
Well I used to get zero dates from online. I mostly would get no responce or a "cool story bro" or some other rude ass responce. So I've gotten better.
Quit flexing your ego, sentry. Bateman is giving you some good advice. This isnt a forum where people feed your ego by lying to you, full of keyboard jockeying.
Man I was shocked that she met up with you haha. Dont kid yerself, your textgame needs work...
Yeah well patrick calls me pathetic. Is my text game supposed to change in an instant? Am I supposed to stop trying to get laid and stop trying to meet up? I honestly don't give a fuck if my convo is hard to read. I'm here for advice and to improve. But I'm not gonna stop trying cause someone called me pathetic.
What's interesting is everyone's assuming Bateman is speaking from his ego trying to insult the guy, or "reacting" to Sentry's reply. There's no ego whatsoever he's being completely honest from what he knows to be truth. Start to visualize what that would be like. To be in a reality like that and how elevated you would be. What would things be like?
I don't mean to put too much of an emphasis on you Pat but I think it's a good learning point. Something for the guys to see
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah well patrick calls me pathetic. Is my text game supposed to change in an instant? Am I supposed to stop trying to get laid and stop trying to meet up? I honestly don't give a fuck if my convo is hard to read. I'm here for advice and to improve. But I'm not gonna stop trying cause someone called me pathetic.
you might want to adjust your intention here to include "how can I bring value to this forum?". You're putting in an effort, which is why guys want to help you but you seem more concerned with taking value rather that bringing value
What's interesting is everyone's assuming Bateman is speaking from his ego trying to insult the guy, or "reacting" to Sentry's reply. There's no ego whatsoever he's being completely honest from what he knows to be truth. Start to visualize what that would be like. To be in a reality like that and how elevated you would be. What would things be like?I don't mean to put too much of an emphasis on you Pat but I think it's a good learning point. Something for the guys to see
ahha exactly!
I'm basically talking to you Sentry, how I would have talked to my past self. I know it sounds harsh, I'm not trying to be a dick. Just simply trying to help shape your behaviour. Unfortuantely, my responses triggered an ego defence mechanism in you, which caused you to defend your texting regardless of the truth. Although, ultimately, I'm trying to kill your ego! Once you've lost everything you're free to do anything. Once you stop kidding yourself and you can accept that you're absolutely fucking god awful, how I once was, then you can finally improve. But because you are justifying your text game, regardless of the truth, it shows that you actually don't want to learn, you're more interested in ego preservation. So now it's going to be hard for us to help you.
Tell yourself right now, my text game is so fucking pathetically bad, it's frightening. Good, now give it a laugh. In a few weeks you're going to look back at this convo and wonder how you could be so brutal lol. But if you don't develop this skillset, to be able to tear yourself to pieces and have other people do that too, then you're not going to learn.
MW did this shit to me all the time! In fact, it was his absolutely harshness that made me accept that I was brutal and had so much to learn. This made me receptive to his teachings. If he didn't polarize me, I would have maintained the shitty status quo.
But I had given you advice before and you continued to make the same mistake. Chasing way too hard, showing an absolute lack of standards. Had this girl been a girl that you would have actually wanted,you would have fucked it up very quickly.
So now, I had no choice but to tear you to pieces. I can't give you advice if you're not going to listen. The only way I can ensure your receptivity is if you first admit that you need help by admitting you're terrible.
What's interesting is everyone's assuming Bateman is speaking from his ego trying to insult the guy, or "reacting" to Sentry's reply. There's no ego whatsoever he's being completely honest from what he knows to be truth. Start to visualize what that would be like. To be in a reality like that and how elevated you would be. What would things be like?I don't mean to put too much of an emphasis on you Pat but I think it's a good learning point. Something for the guys to see
I dont see that at all that everyone is assuming batemans coming from that mindset. I'm defending bateman and the otherwise person was in agreement as well. Bateman is giving him some much needed tough love. Try not to take it personal, sentry.
I know I suck that's why I'm on the forum. But I'm not gonna be like "yo I'm pathetic." I'm trying out your advice and that's enough.
I tried screening on tinder and the girl was basically like "you're gonna have to do better than that to get my number" to which I replied "no" lol
I know I suck that's why I'm on the forum. But I'm not gonna be like "yo I'm pathetic." I'm trying out your advice and that's enough.
No ones saying youre a pathetic human being, its just your text game. Its just a skill that you havnt developed that you can fix with some work. Theres No shame in admitting that you suck at something.
The point's been made tho. I long ago just started ignoring the dude's posts. He offers NO VALUE whatsoever to this forum it's all just him asking questions then repeating his mistakes over and over again never learning.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
The point's been made tho. I long ago just started ignoring the dude's posts. He offers NO VALUE whatsoever to this forum it's all just him asking questions then repeating his mistakes over and over again never learning.
Noted!!!!!!