Blonde hottie

Me: My friend says she's applying to be on the bachelor hahaha. You watch that show?
Carly - 2 hrs 29 mins later: Sometimes hahaha omg I could never be on that show
Me - 11 mins later: would ya get too sassy? Haha
Carly - 58 mins later: Haha I don't fight for men they fight for me :)
Me - 2 mins later: Ooooo ok Ms. Popular I see how it is :P
Me: Btw you still coming Saturday? Im thinking downtown
Carly - 1 hr 11 mins later: What's downtown
Me - 32 mins later: Downtowns like north beach area. Haven't been there for awhile
Carly - 3 mins later: Ooh I like it
Me - 1 min later: Yuuup. Wanna come in the afternoon so we can make drinks?
Carly - 15 mins later: What day
Me - 4 mins later: Lol Saturday!
Carly - 4 mins later: Idk what I am doing yet I will have to convince a friend
Me - 5 mins later: Ok ok pretty sure kelly said she'd be down
Carly: Does she want you haha
Me: I don't know I haven't even met her yet! Lol
Carly: Haha do you guys text a lot what does she say
Me: I told her we might make her come hang out with you and me this Saturday
Me: That's about it
Carly: Ohh wow step up your game
Carly: See if she wants the d like that one girl at the bar hahaha
Me - 1 min later: Jeez I have told you way too much.
Carly: Hahah best story ever
Me: And I was planning on meeting YOU gurl ms. Undecided
Carly - 1 min later: Both of us! Lol I just like to make fun of her bc she likes your butt
Me - 1 min later: And you don't? (sad face)
Carly - 1 min later: Hahaha I did after she pointed it out I was like oh wow
Me: Sweet. self esteem regained
Me - 1 min later: You guys better not be secret serial killers btw. Cause I'll know!
Carly: Hahahahaah now when I meet u it's going to be awkward you're going to like think I'm checking u out
Me: Pssssh why would I EVER think that
Carly: You better not wear anythingn revealing or tight hahah
Carly: You prob will just to tease us
Me - 1 min later: I'll just wear a giant blanket that covers my entire body
Me: Its only fair that I get to see your butt tho
Carly: Yes that may indeed be necessary
Me: So don't wear no big ass sweatpants!
Carly - 3 mins later: Hahaha all of us in like booty shorts
Me: MATCHING booty shorts
Carly - 1 min later: I'm totallyyyy buying them
Carly: Ours might not fit you
Me - 1 min later: Probably not and if I did fit into them I'd probably never be able to have kids
Carly - 1 min later: Lmaoo do u ever meet guys with a butt as big as yours
Me - 4 mins later: Maybe if they're Puerto Rican
Carly - 2 mins later: That's not fair just bc you're Puerto Rican you get to have that haha
Me: I hit da gym gurl. Don't you?
Carly - 1 min later: Yaa but even if i hit it every day I don't think I can achieve your results
Me - 20 hrs 19 mins later: Lol you really like to tease huh Carly? Anyway my buddy got a hotel in union square for Saturday but I don't think he's gonna be there
Me - 1 min later: Also I got a new mixer, how do you feel about making vodka cocktails?