Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 08:19
Just getting these thoughts down for future use in concocting a reengagement text for tomorrow.
She's a shot girl. She loves chocolate ice cream. She has only one dance move.
I'm thinking something about Me and her chasing down an ice cream truck and jacking it for icecream.
Something like. Yoooo just heard the icecream truck. Get your ride. We're gonna take all the chocolate and vanilla, Bonnie and Clyde Style/ Fast furious style. idn some shit like that. Its in the works.
She's a shot girl. She loves chocolate ice cream. She has only one dance move.
I'm thinking something about Me and her chasing down an ice cream truck and jacking it for icecream.
Something like. Yoooo just heard the icecream truck. Get your ride. We're gonna take all the chocolate and vanilla, Bonnie and Clyde Style/ Fast furious style. idn some shit like that. Its in the works.
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:16
#1
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
I like it. Tighten it up a bit and yer good to go
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Fri, 08/17/2012 - 20:21
#2
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@Manwhore:
Hey cookiebutt. The ice cream just rolled by. Get your car. We're gonna rob it of all the chocolate and vanilla icecream they have, Fast and Furious style.
I think I'm sending this a bit later.
Hey cookiebutt. The ice cream just rolled by. Get your car. We're gonna rob it of all the chocolate and vanilla icecream they have, Fast and Furious style.
I think I'm sending this a bit later.
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 23:57
#3
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
It's on I sent.
Me: Hey cookiebutt. The ice cream truck just rolled by. We're gonna rob it of all the chocolate and vanilla icecream they have, Bonnie and Clyde style.
Her: (15 min later) Haha what
Me: (28 min later) yeah. You will distract the driver with your pretty smile and one dance move, maybe offer him a shot. ;)
Me: while I sneak around back and grab the ice cream.
no response so far
It's on I sent.
Me: Hey cookiebutt. The ice cream truck just rolled by. We're gonna rob it of all the chocolate and vanilla icecream they have, Bonnie and Clyde style.
Her: (15 min later) Haha what
Me: (28 min later) yeah. You will distract the driver with your pretty smile and one dance move, maybe offer him a shot. ;)
Me: while I sneak around back and grab the ice cream.
no response so far
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 23:56
#4
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Yoyo word to the wise
I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE that text... but guess what- she has no clue who you are OR how awesome you are...
So don't back down from what you said... remain a bause... BUT... Make sure you bring it SOMEWHATT down to a level she can BEGIN to comprehend...
Like don't take this and start running even further away with it... you don't have to totally come back and be a bitch and be like, "haha it was a joke haha im a fag" but just letting her know you ARE normal.... just AWESOMELY normal ...
So in a funny way clarify what you meant, in a way that shows you are sticking to your guns.
Yoyo word to the wise
I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE that text... but guess what- she has no clue who you are OR how awesome you are...
So don't back down from what you said... remain a bause... BUT... Make sure you bring it SOMEWHATT down to a level she can BEGIN to comprehend...
Like don't take this and start running even further away with it... you don't have to totally come back and be a bitch and be like, "haha it was a joke haha im a fag" but just letting her know you ARE normal.... just AWESOMELY normal ...
So in a funny way clarify what you meant, in a way that shows you are sticking to your guns.
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 00:01
#5
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@buddhagames:
hmmn so pull it back and be more normal, but still cool as fuck. Gonna need to think on that. Scour the forum for some examples. Thanks for the headsup man.
hmmn so pull it back and be more normal, but still cool as fuck. Gonna need to think on that. Scour the forum for some examples. Thanks for the headsup man.
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 00:30
#6
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Yeah... I meant to post up that reply before you responded to her.
Your response was fine. If it was me, I would have reigned it in slightly... but who knows, I could be full of shit.
In any event, she'll prob respond to that text, unless she just thinks your crazy, heh.
Yeah... I meant to post up that reply before you responded to her.
Your response was fine. If it was me, I would have reigned it in slightly... but who knows, I could be full of shit.
In any event, she'll prob respond to that text, unless she just thinks your crazy, heh.
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 00:39
#7
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@buddhagames:
lol word. I was thinking if she didn't resond, like tomorrow or something to send her something like this...
Maybe robbing an icecream truck not your thing, lets meet up for a casual burger and we can discuss plans.
ehh nvm dont like going for a meet up there, but idn slow it down make it more real.
or something like
haha I had fun meeting you last night, I know robbing ice cream trucks isn't for everyone/ is an aggressive move.
thoughts...
lol word. I was thinking if she didn't resond, like tomorrow or something to send her something like this...
Maybe robbing an icecream truck not your thing, lets meet up for a casual burger and we can discuss plans.
ehh nvm dont like going for a meet up there, but idn slow it down make it more real.
or something like
haha I had fun meeting you last night, I know robbing ice cream trucks isn't for everyone/ is an aggressive move.
thoughts...
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 00:43
#8
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Nah...
Wait for her to respond. If she doesn't
VOICEMAIL ATTACK- show her your normal by just leaving a chill/funny/charasmatic, voicemail.
Nah...
Wait for her to respond. If she doesn't
VOICEMAIL ATTACK- show her your normal by just leaving a chill/funny/charasmatic, voicemail.
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 19:11
#9
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@buddhagames:
Alright still no response. I'll give her a call later or tomorrow afternoon. thanks for the advice bro
Alright still no response. I'll give her a call later or tomorrow afternoon. thanks for the advice bro
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:32
#10
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Just gave her a call for a voice mail attack. Lol she picks up. Goddamn it. I hang up kthnxbye................
just kidding, how gay would that have been though....
Sooo I chat with her for like a minute, remind her of who I am, ask her about her weekend, We talk for a lil. Than she says that she's at the gym running lol and has to go. I mean who picks up their phone at the gym! Lol she wants ittt. She says for me to text her.
So she heard the chill, cool voice, good tonality, and vocal spacing.
A quick one I thought of:
I always like a girl working on her fitness, gotta stay in shape for our ice cream getaway.
Just gave her a call for a voice mail attack. Lol she picks up. Goddamn it. I hang up kthnxbye................
just kidding, how gay would that have been though....
Sooo I chat with her for like a minute, remind her of who I am, ask her about her weekend, We talk for a lil. Than she says that she's at the gym running lol and has to go. I mean who picks up their phone at the gym! Lol she wants ittt. She says for me to text her.
So she heard the chill, cool voice, good tonality, and vocal spacing.
A quick one I thought of:
I always like a girl working on her fitness, gotta stay in shape for our ice cream getaway.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 02:37
#11
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Hmmn not really sure what to send her right now to reengage and get her talking. Do I keep pushing the initial joke that I did, or completly drop it. I think hitting her with some other ridiculous line would be too much ass well. Need to come at her with something. Anyone got any ideas
initial interaction was this basically:
Walk downstairs and there's a crowd blocking my way down, I see HBBlondeChocolate over the top of their heads doing the same two step move, We make eye contact, I laugh and yell down to her, that she only has one move. Finally the bouncer clears the crowd over so I get downstairs. And I walk up to her. I tell her "you only one move". She says "I have a whole bunch of moves". I laugh, pull her in with some variation with the why did you make it so hot thing from MWs escalation vid. She likes it. I introduce myself, she responds can't hear her, pull her in she says it in my ear. I bullshit a lil bit, she mentions having to work because she is working and we're right near the main entrance way with the owner and bouncers and shit. I acknowledge it, than go with the I know it's not the right time, but we should hangout/talk thing. She agrees. I say but how are we going to talk if I don't have your number.
She whips out her phone as I take mine out. I fucked up here, by not taking her phone and having her texting me something cute to my number. That cuts down on fake numbers, that's something I learned freshman year. She types it in, I than also do the ice cream close. She says "she love's chocolate' lol. I respond with "that's cool because I love vanilla" lol.
I end up bumping into her a few more times, chatting, grinding asses together a lil, kissing her on the cheek when I roll out etc.
Hmmn not really sure what to send her right now to reengage and get her talking. Do I keep pushing the initial joke that I did, or completly drop it. I think hitting her with some other ridiculous line would be too much ass well. Need to come at her with something. Anyone got any ideas
initial interaction was this basically:
Walk downstairs and there's a crowd blocking my way down, I see HBBlondeChocolate over the top of their heads doing the same two step move, We make eye contact, I laugh and yell down to her, that she only has one move. Finally the bouncer clears the crowd over so I get downstairs. And I walk up to her. I tell her "you only one move". She says "I have a whole bunch of moves". I laugh, pull her in with some variation with the why did you make it so hot thing from MWs escalation vid. She likes it. I introduce myself, she responds can't hear her, pull her in she says it in my ear. I bullshit a lil bit, she mentions having to work because she is working and we're right near the main entrance way with the owner and bouncers and shit. I acknowledge it, than go with the I know it's not the right time, but we should hangout/talk thing. She agrees. I say but how are we going to talk if I don't have your number.
She whips out her phone as I take mine out. I fucked up here, by not taking her phone and having her texting me something cute to my number. That cuts down on fake numbers, that's something I learned freshman year. She types it in, I than also do the ice cream close. She says "she love's chocolate' lol. I respond with "that's cool because I love vanilla" lol.
I end up bumping into her a few more times, chatting, grinding asses together a lil, kissing her on the cheek when I roll out etc.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:07
#12
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
Yo mang sorry I didn't respond to this earlier I'll be more vigilant.
The whole "working on her fitness" thing is a bit too fergie for my taste. Also, I don't know this for sure, and I think others should speak to this as well.. but I think black guys should stay away from the whole "rap slang" in their texting.
Also, you can't misspell. "gotta" becomes "got to". Believe me you've got enough street cred it's cooler for you to come off proper. It's such an easy way of elevating yourself above the competition.
Not sure if you texted her or where you're at, but you can still hit her up with a nice "What's up lil gym baby. How's your day going. I'm hanging out with some buddies today but you and I have to hit up this ice cream before we get too old to enjoy it! ;)"
Seems silly but that's got about a 98% chance of getting a response. SO much for her to nibble on in there
The whole "working on her fitness" thing is a bit too fergie for my taste. Also, I don't know this for sure, and I think others should speak to this as well.. but I think black guys should stay away from the whole "rap slang" in their texting.
Also, you can't misspell. "gotta" becomes "got to". Believe me you've got enough street cred it's cooler for you to come off proper. It's such an easy way of elevating yourself above the competition.
Not sure if you texted her or where you're at, but you can still hit her up with a nice "What's up lil gym baby. How's your day going. I'm hanging out with some buddies today but you and I have to hit up this ice cream before we get too old to enjoy it! ;)"
Seems silly but that's got about a 98% chance of getting a response. SO much for her to nibble on in there
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 16:27
#13
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@Manwhore:
Ahh no worries.
Yea I didn't send that or anything. I wasn't feeling it. It felt forced and not exactly what I was trying to project at her.
About the "rap slang" thing, I'm not exactly sure what you consider "rap slang". I'll keep posting stuff up here to get on that.
I'll keep working on the proper thing. I completely understand about what your saying with the street cred, and trying to be more proper. I'll work on that.
I'll shoot out your text. I didn't send out anything I'm working on waiting to get responses on here on my ideas before, shooting out one of my texts, I've been shooting out my texts my whole life so far. Time to try something different =)
Ahh no worries.
Yea I didn't send that or anything. I wasn't feeling it. It felt forced and not exactly what I was trying to project at her.
About the "rap slang" thing, I'm not exactly sure what you consider "rap slang". I'll keep posting stuff up here to get on that.
I'll keep working on the proper thing. I completely understand about what your saying with the street cred, and trying to be more proper. I'll work on that.
I'll shoot out your text. I didn't send out anything I'm working on waiting to get responses on here on my ideas before, shooting out one of my texts, I've been shooting out my texts my whole life so far. Time to try something different =)
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 02:07
#14
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Sent MW's text. Surprisingly no response. She told me to text her, when I called, but I didn't text her until the next day, which I didn't think was a big deal so who know.
While we were talking on the phone it seemed fine, so idn. lol Can't wait for the weekend and to hit up moar girls.
Sent MW's text. Surprisingly no response. She told me to text her, when I called, but I didn't text her until the next day, which I didn't think was a big deal so who know.
While we were talking on the phone it seemed fine, so idn. lol Can't wait for the weekend and to hit up moar girls.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 14:17
#15
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
Wtf. Who does this girl think she is
Send her a random picture of you being awesome.
Send her a random picture of you being awesome.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 08/28/2012 - 07:00
#16
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
lol I know right. I've never really been a selfie kind of guy. What kind of awesome pics are we talking, I had a couple cool ones on my old phone, but nothing really now. I have some funny pics of my friends on my phones but not of me. I went through possible pictures and some of the dumb funny ones, I'm like a retarded distance away from the camera so its not like obvious that its me. if that makes sense.
lol I know right. I've never really been a selfie kind of guy. What kind of awesome pics are we talking, I had a couple cool ones on my old phone, but nothing really now. I have some funny pics of my friends on my phones but not of me. I went through possible pictures and some of the dumb funny ones, I'm like a retarded distance away from the camera so its not like obvious that its me. if that makes sense.
Wed, 08/29/2012 - 01:39
#17
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
Send this girl the two of you pointing at camera. Be like "Who's got our drinks?? You do"
Send this girl the two of you pointing at camera. Be like "Who's got our drinks?? You do"
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:49
#18
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@Manwhore:
sent her that one one no response lol. I might see her at the club tonight.
sent her that one one no response lol. I might see her at the club tonight.
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:11
#19
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@ItsMario:
It's on jigga. Walk in there like you own the place
It's on jigga. Walk in there like you own the place
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fri, 08/31/2012 - 06:35
#20
Re: Blonde Hottie Shot Girl
@Manwhore:
rolled into the club, she wasn't there :( Also the club fucking sucked, literally it was fucking awful.
rolled into the club, she wasn't there :( Also the club fucking sucked, literally it was fucking awful.
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 21:39
#21
While taking a poop decided
While taking a poop decided to mass text a couple of these dead numbers from the summer that zoo security guard text.
Responsed within a minute
Her: Excuse me?
Yeah as soon as I'm done feeding the fucking monkeys
Responsed within a minute
Her: Excuse me?
Yeah as soon as I'm done feeding the fucking monkeys
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 21:59
#22
I have this image in my head
I have this image in my head of a zookeeper running through the monkey cage, tossing bannanas at different monnkeys in the middle of a weird monkey orgy right now. Need to illustrate that through text
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 22:10
#23
You can't let a little text
You can't let a little text like "excuse me?" knock you off your footing.
Always a boss you are
-Yoda
Read this again:
http://manwhore.org/lmr-series-part-i-being-the-prize/
Always a boss you are
-Yoda
Read this again:
http://manwhore.org/lmr-series-part-i-being-the-prize/
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 22:45
#24
Yea I get hung up on little
Yea I get hung up on little responses for no reason. In person shit tests I can pass with just eye contact and some throw away line, but over text I struggle massively in just a back and forth.
Did you just insinuate you know how to handle a banana?
Can you even handle a banana?
I heard thru the apevine that you don't know how to handle a banana?
Did you say you want my banana
Did you just insinuate you know how to handle a banana?
Can you even handle a banana?
I heard thru the apevine that you don't know how to handle a banana?
Did you say you want my banana
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 22:56
#25
btw every girl i sent the
btw every girl i sent the zookeeper text responded random girls that i dont even remember
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 23:13
#26
It seems you're setting
It seems you're setting yourself up for a shit response with any kind of "funny" response to that. E.g. you send, "Ya apparently you're in the middle of some kind of orgy involving bananas and monkeys" and she'll send you some shithead response. "Excuse me?" is not really a friendly text.
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 23:39
#27
Yea this is where infield and
Yea this is where infield and texting confuses me. In person I would probably just keep going on this thread for a while more with a joke and just through things like my body language and vocal tonality, I would blow past that response.
So do I respond with shitty response. I don't have anything invested in this girl just trying to figure it out
Well YOU are exused is what ai would respond in person and my facial expression and tonality would be enough
So do I respond with shitty response. I don't have anything invested in this girl just trying to figure it out
Well YOU are exused is what ai would respond in person and my facial expression and tonality would be enough