Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 09:08
This girls' pof pics look.. AMAZING. Read below for the scoop!
Me: Hi lovebug. My freezer died : (
Girl - 2 mins later: Oooo
Girl: New phone.e who is this
Me: Some scrumptious asshole stalking you thru pof
Girl - 2 mins later: Ooooo lol
Girl - 2 mins later: Picture
Girl - 3 mins later: Stop it
Me: Thats my cartoon version. I have a better ass tho
Girl - 1 hr 2 mins later: Send a real one
Me - 10 mins later: I sent lovebug. Not sure its sending tho
*So I was like.. uhh, what the eff is going on why isn't this bish responding.*
*Begin bb.com/misc trolling*
Me - 1 month 1 week later: Hey, Tori, can I tell you something?
Girl: Sure
Me - 1 min later: How come we havent had sex yet
Girl - 1 hr 28 mins later: Ummmmm
Girl: I didn't know we were suppose to?
Me - 4 hrs 24 mins later: Yes we definitely are. Pick a good time. Im here for you even butt sex
Girl: Noooooooooo
Girl - 1 min later: Im taken
Me - 3 mins later: So am I. By my love for you. I dont get myself either, I dont even think your ass is my type?
Girl - 2 mins later: Uhh
Me - 7 mins later: I know.., btw I have been meaning to talk to you about something
Girl - 1 min later: What
Me - 1 min later: I dunno, I think its better face to face, I think its more honest if I come by,
Girl: I can call u
*So she calls me and I'm like.. fuck it I'll play along. I give her my best sex phone operator lazy drawl voice. It was easy I hadn't slept for close to 24 hrs. She's hooked. She tries to get me to tell her what's up. I tell her no she needs to come by in person. I ask her where she's at, she's currently at her mom's house and there's no way I'm showing up for that pfff.*
Girl - 3 mins later: U got me trippen do u have a car or transpetation.
Girl - 1 min later: I'm on the north side of town. Can u get over here and meet me
Me - 1 min later: Its your mom's place thats weird
Me: Thats not privacy
Girl: No we can meet at starbucks or somethimg
Me: Itll just have to wait till tomorrow (fuck starbucks I want this at my place or hers)
Girl: No im not patient tell me where to meet
Me - 3 mins later: 1##7 MW ave #15 89##3
Girl - 8 mins later: Im a half hour away
Me - 2 mins later: Ok see you then
Girl: I really hope this is legit
Me - 6 mins later: It is
Me - 20 mins later: Whatre you doing its hot out there
Girl - 3 mins later: Open ur door
She was a good 30lbs heavier than her pics and she tried to get all attitudal outside my door. Was not in a mood to put up with stupid nonsense from an overweight seal with a cute face. I pretty much just shut my door and ignored her. Oh well
Me: Hi lovebug. My freezer died : (
Girl - 2 mins later: Oooo
Girl: New phone.e who is this
Me: Some scrumptious asshole stalking you thru pof
Girl - 2 mins later: Ooooo lol
Girl - 2 mins later: Picture
Girl - 3 mins later: Stop it
Me: Thats my cartoon version. I have a better ass tho
Girl - 1 hr 2 mins later: Send a real one
Me - 10 mins later: I sent lovebug. Not sure its sending tho
*So I was like.. uhh, what the eff is going on why isn't this bish responding.*
*Begin bb.com/misc trolling*
Me - 1 month 1 week later: Hey, Tori, can I tell you something?
Girl: Sure
Me - 1 min later: How come we havent had sex yet
Girl - 1 hr 28 mins later: Ummmmm
Girl: I didn't know we were suppose to?
Me - 4 hrs 24 mins later: Yes we definitely are. Pick a good time. Im here for you even butt sex
Girl: Noooooooooo
Girl - 1 min later: Im taken
Me - 3 mins later: So am I. By my love for you. I dont get myself either, I dont even think your ass is my type?
Girl - 2 mins later: Uhh
Me - 7 mins later: I know.., btw I have been meaning to talk to you about something
Girl - 1 min later: What
Me - 1 min later: I dunno, I think its better face to face, I think its more honest if I come by,
Girl: I can call u
*So she calls me and I'm like.. fuck it I'll play along. I give her my best sex phone operator lazy drawl voice. It was easy I hadn't slept for close to 24 hrs. She's hooked. She tries to get me to tell her what's up. I tell her no she needs to come by in person. I ask her where she's at, she's currently at her mom's house and there's no way I'm showing up for that pfff.*
Girl - 3 mins later: U got me trippen do u have a car or transpetation.
Girl - 1 min later: I'm on the north side of town. Can u get over here and meet me
Me - 1 min later: Its your mom's place thats weird
Me: Thats not privacy
Girl: No we can meet at starbucks or somethimg
Me: Itll just have to wait till tomorrow (fuck starbucks I want this at my place or hers)
Girl: No im not patient tell me where to meet
Me - 3 mins later: 1##7 MW ave #15 89##3
Girl - 8 mins later: Im a half hour away
Me - 2 mins later: Ok see you then
Girl: I really hope this is legit
Me - 6 mins later: It is
Me - 20 mins later: Whatre you doing its hot out there
Girl - 3 mins later: Open ur door
She was a good 30lbs heavier than her pics and she tried to get all attitudal outside my door. Was not in a mood to put up with stupid nonsense from an overweight seal with a cute face. I pretty much just shut my door and ignored her. Oh well
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Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:57
#1
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@Manwhore:
Lmao I trolled some girl the other day through text BB.com stylee too. She was pretty cute and I would definitly have shown her a good time but as soon as she asked me if i was going to have drugs trolling commenced. went a little something like this:
me: Yo i'm throwing a pre-party at mine
her: Drugs?
her: also who is going?
me: dunno what you mean exactly... technically alcohol is a drug
her: no drug drugs
me: what about them?
her: will they be present
me: well actually I've got this really awesome new drug for you, can be addictive though. But it's worth the risk
her: what?
me: My dick
lol
Lmao I trolled some girl the other day through text BB.com stylee too. She was pretty cute and I would definitly have shown her a good time but as soon as she asked me if i was going to have drugs trolling commenced. went a little something like this:
me: Yo i'm throwing a pre-party at mine
her: Drugs?
her: also who is going?
me: dunno what you mean exactly... technically alcohol is a drug
her: no drug drugs
me: what about them?
her: will they be present
me: well actually I've got this really awesome new drug for you, can be addictive though. But it's worth the risk
her: what?
me: My dick
lol
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 11:59
#2
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@kris:
What other funny/full self amusing shit have you guys sent girls? not necessarily with the idea of it getting a desired outcome but just in general you sent it because you thought it was hilarious.
What other funny/full self amusing shit have you guys sent girls? not necessarily with the idea of it getting a desired outcome but just in general you sent it because you thought it was hilarious.
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:07
#3
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
I used the archaeologist line from bb.com holy shit.got laid 3 or 4 times off that lol. Also falc came up with some stuff that got me laid haha
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:20
#4
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@Manwhore:
lmao whats the archeologist line again i can only remember the word archeology and boner
lmao whats the archeologist line again i can only remember the word archeology and boner
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:45
#5
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@Manwhore:
It fucking rocks you go "I was watching Indiana Jones today and I was like, ya.. [insert username] should really be an archaeologist"
Boom.
I didn't do the regular response on pof. Did it over text with a uberhottie, she ignored it but fucked me like a month later so we coo ;)
It fucking rocks you go "I was watching Indiana Jones today and I was like, ya.. [insert username] should really be an archaeologist"
Boom.
I didn't do the regular response on pof. Did it over text with a uberhottie, she ignored it but fucked me like a month later so we coo ;)
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 13:28
#6
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@Manwhore:
Then the girl goes all like "ohhhh whyyyy?" and you go "Derp i have boners that need inspecting?"
Then the girl goes all like "ohhhh whyyyy?" and you go "Derp i have boners that need inspecting?"
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 16:09
#7
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@kris:
WHERE IS FALC?
WHERE IS FALC?
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 17:33
#8
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
Another bb.com line:
Since we are both goodlooking why haven't we banged yet?
Since we are both goodlooking why haven't we banged yet?
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 22:31
#9
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
Manwhore;701.5236;5 wrote:
@Manwhore:
It fucking rocks you go "I was watching Indiana Jones today and I was like, ya.. [insert username] should really be an archaeologist"
Boom.
I didn't do the regular response on pof. Did it over text with a uberhottie, she ignored it but fucked me like a month later so we coo ;)
hey mw,
is it better to throw this more forward stuff on the phone or just straight at POF and go from there?
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 09:16
#10
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@tradingbr:
Completely arbitrary does NOT depend on the medium of communication.
Completely arbitrary does NOT depend on the medium of communication.
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 02:12
#11
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
@Manwhore:
Hahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 01:14
#12
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
oops
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 01:13
#13
Re: Superior bodybuilding.com trolling yields RESULTS!!
wrong thread lol.
Wed, 02/07/2018 - 11:19
#14
Omfg I forgot about this lol.
Omfg I forgot about this lol. I actually think she'd gained more like 65 lbs since her pictures. Crazy, she must have gone through some rough shit recently. I couldn't tell which was sadder, the look on her face or the stairs.
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male