BOSS text convo (with detailed breakdown) *Why MW's Forum Will Boost Your Text Game*
What's up fellas?
I've been posting on MW's forum for about two months after getting a lil push from him via PM on RSDN. I thought, what the hell? Let me create an account and actually contribute and see what happens. To say my text game has gotten more solid is an understatement. This is hands down, the best text game forum for multiple reasons:
1. Advanced guys that log-in daily to help users.
2. Wide variety of forum topics and conversations.
3. It makes texting more FUN whereas before I saw it as a hassle.
Anyway, on to the meat of the post. I banged this cute lil 8 on Friday night. We went on a Day 2 on Thursday to see the Conjuring midnight premiere. Tried to get the lay after the movie but her friend was being awkward as fuck and didn't wanna bang my buddy (understandable on her part actually lol). I'm gonna break this down in two segments. How I got her out on Friday and then a post-lay convo that I probably would've fucked up royally had it not been for this forum.
Friday conversation:
Her: Someone gave me their shift. :( Maybe ill see you later 2:14 pm
Me: Yeah we should chill when you get off
Her: For sure 2:44 pm
Me: What are you doing tonight 1:05 am
Her: We're at this Fiji party rightttt now
Me: (Pic of Christian Bale with a look of disapproval)
*One thing I've been experimenting with are pictures, memes, and e-cards. They're fucking sooo money. They elicit much stronger responses than regular texts most of the time*
Her: I sowwy
Her: (Pic of her frowning with a keystone in her hand)
*Many guys here would be like it's a,l good durr. Fuck that. I was out having fun with friends so I just didn't reply. This lets her think about me and if I'm pissed or not*
Her: Whatcha doing 1:17 am
Me: That face is not gonna work with me lol
*establishing boundaries here, making myself the prize, and letting her know that shit won't fly*
Me: Come over to our place. Lets chill 1:31 am
She ends up coming over. We drink and smoke a lil bit, bullshit with some people, then to my room for sexy times
PT. 2 to be continued....
I text her the next day and she starts throwing up some BS shit tests that I probably would have fucked up terribly a couple of months ago.
Check it:
Me: How was work on two hours of sleep lol 6:04 pm
Her: absolutely awful. Worst hangover ever 8:31 pm
*Didnt respond to this. Idk why lol*
NEXT DAY:
Her: (Picture of some food from her work)
Me: Stoppp. You can't send me pictures like that unless you're sharing. 4:21 pm
Her: Lol, my baddd
Me: So when are you cooking for me? 6:56 pm
Her: Ha, so now I gotta cook for you?
Me: Pretty much (smirk emoticon)
Her: And why is that :/
*In the past, I would've been like fuck what do I say here? I don't wanna lose her. Instead I validate her to make her feel comfortable while subtely keeping the FB frame*
Me: ...Because you're awesome
Me: E-card "If I were a pimp, you'd be my favorite hoe"
Her: Thats true. I'm a good cook too. but I don't cook for just anyone.
*Here I re-frame which is huge*
Me: I would hope I'm not just anyone lol
Me: it's all good. I'll cook for myself and have a romantic evening with netflix (pic of candle lit dinner table with a TV Monitor)
*This is one of my favorite texts guys. I use it when a girl flakes usually. Shows non-neediness and is funny as fuck*
Her: (Sends me a pic of a box of Popeyes)
Her: As will I, but add Popeyes to the mix.
*She said she loved Popeyes the night we fucked. I told her it sucked lol. In the past, I might've fallen into her frame to get good emotions but fuck that*
Me: You and your Popeyes lol
Me: Chicken E > Popeyes
Her: No. we can no longer be friends.
*Again, in the past I would have thought fuck I'm losing her! How can I get back in her good graces? Remember, you are the prize.*
Me: Perfect
Her: Chicken E sucks
*waited a little bit here before texting back to keep her thinking about not seeing me again, then I re-frame as if not being friends was MY idea.*
Me: Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
Me: E-card "I think we should just be friends with sexual tension"
Her: (Laughing emoticon)
Her: Sounds good (smirk face)
GAME AND SET.
This is one of, if not the most solid text convo I've had since joining the forum. But what's funny is all my conversations are turning into this now. I am the prize. Make her wait. Don't respond to everything. Be a boss in general guys, don't take shit from girls, show them who's in charge.
Damn. That was some fucking hot ass texting mang. Stellar shit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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