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Excellent. 

50 meetups tho? 

And you were mentioning texting inconsistencies what were those and where'd they play into these "50" meetups. 

So what's the dog and massage business 

These were just a few of the easiest things available. What I'm trying to say is that most of the girls I fuck it doesn't require much effort.. so I just don't really try too much but it's fucking me over with the actual quality chicks

Look mang am I supposed to be impressed like you made some miraculous point? Don't tell me you met up with 50 of your Tinder matches then send me pics of your 12 yr old girl body. If you want help you got to be honest I'm just not down for it otherwise. If you don't like that you can get the fuck out of here 

Lol he's just trolling man. Tinder is mostly rebounding, bored, lonely girls so it's no surprise a bunch of 6's go for this body

Wait till he starts rapping about killing black people and joining the KKK, he'll be done. 

Lmao what haven't I been honest about here? 

Lol there's super high quality girls on tinder. It's the most efficient place to meet people you want to fuck. I've been with lots of 8's and 9's off tinder. I don't even go to bars anymore to pick up lol. 

And what is the deal with 5bees, I don't get it lol. 

You're all over the place. MW has been trying to flesh shit out with you and you're like battling some identity of being hte king of tinder while also complaining about not being able to meet decent girls or getting flaked on. So you're not open to learning anything. Basically you're being gay as fuck and need to step off the high horse and start paying fucking attention 

I just don't want the arbitrary numbers thrown up. I've run forums long enough to know then everyone starts doing that. Soon we've got every Arab guy in the community on here talking about how many camels they've got and how many virgins they've banged. True story 

@ patrick bateman - Ummm..not dealing with any identity crisis. I think this thread was obviously not a serious one and if it was taken as such then I don't know what to tell you.

@ Manwhore - Alright yeah the numbers are abritary but I don't keep track of how many girls I meet up with/bang and if you seriously think that I'm trying to brag about how many girls I met up with off tinder then you're misreading me.  The percentage of girls I'm banging right now that are of the quality I want is pretty low. I want to improve that and I know that a necessary component of that is higher quality texting on my own part.  

I doubleposted on accident so I'll continue here after re-reading this whole thread there's some issues I want to clarify, when I made & responded to this original thread I was already drunk so I guess I somehow ignored / didn't respond to manwhore's original questions that he asked after. 

@ the "inconsistencies"  -  I have inconsistencies in the manner of..I just make moves IE. go for the meetup, ask them to hang out & sometimes right away they are down and other times(in the case of hotter girls) they aren't. I feel like I've become a little lazy with it but also not really sure where to take it sometimes. I start off strong but then am unsure how to move the conversation into the meetup while still keeping a dominant "I'm the prize"  frame.

@ "the dog and massage business" - I'm assuming you're talking about the time when I told the girl I want her dog? She just had a picture of her dog on her profile so I just threw it in... as for the massage thing, I am a massage therapist. It pretty much seals the deal on any date if a girl lets me massage her, plus it's a good way to get a girl into me or let me physically escalate on her in person. Pretty much every guy should become a massage therapist at this point haha.

5knees did you get liscenced or trained here in Vegas? Where'd you go I've been looking to do the training for awhile now. I only found shit like CSN which is like thousands for some certificate that takes way too long. Give me some kind of intensive, short-winded course ya know. 

I'm not sure how you missed all the training we've already done on this forum concerning texting. By now you should have been more than proficient with the amount of experience with bishes you have. You would have spotted patterns repeatedly by now and been more than solid at this point. 

Nah I went to school in LA, it was like 10 grand fucking crazy. You don't really need to go through all that. They have some like intro to massage classes you can probably take that are a day long or maybe a few days for cheaper it's really all you need. Just learn a little bit about how to do some swedish massage around the back and they'll buckle in the knees. Once you get them on the bed just massage around their shoulders a bit, make them take off their shirt because you can't give them a proper massage with one on then massage their neck, go up to the head.. pull their hair a little bit - make out. Works every time.

IDK maybe I have a learning disability haha.

More than that I think I just get lazy with the texting, impatient and expect the girls to just want it without having to work for it

Thanks those are great tips I really appreciate stuff like that. I'm gonna go do a couple of these short programs now. Yeah massage is great I like it not just because it's a source to sex with a girl but because it gives so much comfort and pleasure. I think every guy and girl should learn it. 

my cuz just got his cert at a top school. he showed me some basic stuff and then I just got a super cheap groupon for me and my ladyfriend. gave me enough know how to do basic relaxation massages and avoid making any 'mistakes.' would recommend doing something like that to everyone on here

Icewahine can you give me more details on this class you took.

I could be wrong here but I think Icewahine got a cheap massage groupon where he actually went and just got a massage and combined that information with what his cousin taught him to get an idea of what to do. 

You know project las vegas mansion right, manwhore? I go to vegas quite a bit & we got a massage table there at the mansion it's a fun place to have pre/post parties and I can show you some shit if we end up there. I Should probably just start making my own classes to teach PUAs how to massage haha

Other than I would just do a google search for beginner massage classes or sommething

Who's still there? I thought that place basically shut down. 

Nope it's still going just the program is different now & there's different people there. But the house is still a badass place to pull to..so many orgies in that hot tub

Who runs it? Who's hanging out there. Are there more love systems type peeps there now? 

Yes lol that is a good business plan beezy. And there are kinda useless massage groupons I'm sure but the guy who did mine came recommended from my cuz. They went to the same school. 

His advice in general was just to make sure whoever was teaching me knew their shit. There are tons of really shitty massage therapists. Lots of decent ones. Few good ones. And then a very tiny amount of god like ones.

Mw you must know some good ones or can find one through the community.. Just ask one if those dudes to give you some pointers

I'm looking for more than pointers. I've been massaging bishes for 16 fucking years I got the cliffnotes down buddy. 

Hahaha very true. Yeah then I would hunt someone down who went to a wicked school/trained under a reputable name and get them to give you a lesson or two. I got "lucky" with the groupon in that sense only because it was a freshly graduated student looking to get clients quick. Or else it'll be hit and miss

then you can dol cool shit like how to force blood towards the vagina