Bridging to the Second Date with my 10/10
So I mentioned this date in another forum post titled seeding the meet up.
Here's the text convo spanning over the last 3 days or so.
me: Got home safe ;). Would have been fun to teach your butt some pool but it's alright, had fun anyways
me: Ps. Watch seven and american psycho like now
her: Ya next time! I had fun too. And yes they're on my list
me: I hope they're on the top of that list. And oh so you want to hangout agian. The scientology spiel didn't scare you off just yet eh
her: Well you know me just being polite hehe. Man I'm still rattled about that. You're good at a poker face. It's freaky.
me: Hah sureeee. ANd that's just because I like to deliberately create social tension... keeps me amused and I had to see if you could handle it
me: You did pretty well ;)
I over qualified on that last text but make up for it right after.
her: I pased the test eh? That's another ten points for me. I'm officialy beating you. Sucker! You're just a horrible person haha
me: You're going the right way for a spank bottom and I don't care who knows it (putting the edge down)
me: Besides, I'm giving you a head start so when I spank your bum bum in badmnton, you don't get too depressed hehe
her: I wish you luck getting close to my bum. I'm a fast runner. Oh this badminton game is on. I'm gonna train for it just you wait.
me: Lol i'll just get a bit drunk for badminton and play lefty so you have a chance
me: And when I beat you, you'll have to feed me ice-cream and massage my neck while I watch american psycho
her: Mhmm ya anything else your highness? I can paint your toe nails too
me: No that will be suffice for now hehe
me: But I appreciate that you want to go above and beyond
her: Well if you think up anything you need darling don't hesitate.
her: You know me. 110 percent
her: I'm a gem
Thinking of sending this
me: HAH! You are a gem eh
me: Well let's start with this for now and see if you can handle it
me: Don't want to put the cart before the horse so to speak
OR
me: Gah youre' just so lovely! But I really don't want to over impose so we'll just stick with this for now
me: I think you can handle that
Meh, not sure i like those. This girls on the hook maybe don't overdo
I'll think of something ;)
Thanks Jack Ruby. That's why I wanted to post it because I was quite ambivalent about it as well. Just didn't really know the best way to take it. Going to bed now but I'll take a look tomororw.
I meant
You: I'll think of something ;)
lol
OH HAHA
Just that eh...
Doesn't give her much to work with
But I definitely think that's the right direction. It also turns her almost sacrasm into a reality.
I think I might just have to stack something after it.
I dunno, I kinda like it. I'd be wanting to take it sexual but that would be a mistake. Its almost like she's asking for it. I think that text lets her know you're not shy but also aren't going to take the bait. If you want to give her something to play with maybe give her something ridiculous
well the carpets haven't been shampooed for awhile...
I would def challenge this girl to a race. Then you can always tackle her after. Take her to the ground and give her some nuzzling, bite her ass.
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Do it without making it sexual. Way overkill
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
MW are you saying challenge her to a race over text without making it sexual?
I'm thinking of going
me: I'll think of something
me: how's the weekend been treating you
or
me: I'll think of something
me: ps. I so have to challenge you to a race now
me: are you actually fast or are you just saying that
Or might go
me: Yah I'm gonna need your boxing skills to beat up some bullies who were besmirching my character.. Think you can handle that
Actually this seems better
Or might gome: Yah I'm gonna need your boxing skills to beat up some bullies who were besmirching my character.. Think you can handle that
I like this lol. "Defend my honor" would be funny in there too
No DON'T talk about taking her to the ground. Unless something changes but that would be overkill. The besmirching part was funny
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No DON'T talk about taking her to the ground. Unless something changes but that would be overkill. The besmirching part was funny
Balls. Too late, I send that overkil text a few hours ago.
We'll see how this plays out..... SHe hit me back quickly last night and I did make her wait a while for my text. So I'm sure I'll be fine... But perhaps I will go into that text after at some point.
May need you to defend my honor against sum bullies who were besmirching my character, think you can handle that
No DON'T talk about taking her to the ground. Unless something changes but that would be overkill. The besmirching part was funny
Balls. Too late, I send that overkil text a few hours ago.
We'll see how this plays out..... SHe hit me back quickly last night and I did make her wait a while for my text. So I'm sure I'll be fine... But perhaps I will go into that text after at some point.
May need you to defend my honor against sum bullies who were besmirching my character, think you can handle that
Okay fuck... So here's the last of it
her: Well if you think up anything you need darling don't hesittate.
her: You know me. 110 percent
her: I'm a gem
me: Well I'm going to have to challenge you to a race since you totally called me out
me: If I catch you it will be straight to the ground with you and a little nuzzling to show you who's boss ;)
me: How's thet weekend been treating you?
(I sent that yesterday and still haven't gotten a response). First time she hasn't responed.
Probably will wait until tomorrow and go with
me: yah it's fine... I don't like your haircut anyway
Oh dude.. LOL
I'm not sure the haircut text will help you here.. Maybe better let it go a few more days and try to re engage clean. Cringing over here
ah fuck... think you may be right... I fucked that up baddd
Why you cringing. Leave the histrionics for puahate
Just ask her some tough questions. Like if undercover cops prefer to eat their donuts in private
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Why you cringing. Leave the histrionics for puahate Just ask her some tough questions. Like if undercover cops prefer to eat their donuts in private
HAHA that's awesome! I need to collect a handful of these questions and cocky statements. They're powerful as fuck to sprinkle in.
So she responded....
her: Sexual innuendo my goodness. It's good! Spend the day tanning yesterday. And I'm studying for a midtern now
her: You?
maybe sumtin like
me: wait, what's that? OR "love how you're getting all tanned for me.. Keep it up ;)"
me: Just been volunteering teaching retards how to play football
me: Just as funny as you'd imagine
What'd you send, what'd she respond to I'm not following.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
So she responded to me today before I sent a reinitation text, ja feel? She just took a long ass time to get back.
This is what she said
her: Sexual innuendo my goodness. It's good! Spend the day tanning yesterday. And I'm studying for a midtern now
her: You?
What do u think of this
me: No what's thatt
me: you know me, weekend volunteer work obviously
me: Never thought teaching retards to play sports cud be so much fun
Manwhore wrote:
Why you cringing. Leave the histrionics for puahate Just ask her some tough questions. Like if undercover cops prefer to eat their donuts in privateHAHA that's awesome! I need to collect a handful of these questions and cocky statements. They're powerful as fuck to sprinkle in.
So she responded....
her: Sexual innuendo my goodness. It's good! Spend the day tanning yesterday. And I'm studying for a midtern now
her: You?
dude that's awesome lol, I was afraid the "nuzzling" text cooked your goose. This girl seems to really like you
sexual innuendo what's that. I prefer to keep everything kindergarten status
Ew tests! Lol
How long you going to be doing that for? You may need a break later, I may need a donut. I'm an undercover cop
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
sexual innuendo what's that. I prefer to keep everything kindergarten statusEw tests! Lol
How long you going to be doing that for? You may need a break later, I may need a donut. I'm an undercover cop
That's why I pay you the big bucks! MOD ;)
MOD
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol this is great. Plus the way she texts makes me think she'd be good in the sack
me: Sexual innuendo what's that. I prefer to keep everything kindergarten stuats
me: Ew tests! Lol
me: How long you going to be doing that for? You may need a break later, I may need a donut. I'm an undercover cop
her: Bleh just finished. I'm a genius haha. No can do in the doughnut front. I wish but I'm so exhausted from my mental exertion haha. Rain check?
She seeems pretty good!
I may go with
me: 110% and that's where you draw the line, a donut lol.... Oh you are a silly one
me: Yah i have a friend staying in town soon but am free mon or wed
I think that last text may need some fixing. Not sure how effective it is to propse two different dates. I could even stack that with
me: I don't normall do this but i'll let you choose ;)
You misspelled "status" like that?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's cool I understand. Not everyone can accept my undercover cop status. Or the fact that I am Batman
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's cool I understand. Not everyone can accept my undercover cop status. Or the fact that I am Batman
Beautiful
me: It's cool I understand. Not everyone can accept my undercover cop status. Or the fact that I am batman
her: Wow I gotta start writing this stuff down. You're so many different people my head is gonna explode. Batman is the best yet. 10 points
It's cool I had to know I could trust you first. I'll be roaming around tonight looking for bad guys hit me up
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's cool I had to know I could trust you first. I'll be roaming around tonight looking for bad guys hit me up
Just saw this... Was going to go with
me: All you need to remember is to chew quietly and laugh at my jokes
me: But I love how you want to remember everything about me ;)
me: Let's get together wednesday for some pool and mojito's!
I think yours is probably better but it's too late to meet up with her. So maybe I should say something idfferent about the hit me up part.
It's cool I had to know I could trust you first. I'll be roaming around tonight looking for bad guys hit me up
bad girls.. wouldn't be better? (then say, don't worry I'm giving you a free pass today)
make her reveal her secret ID too, seed hang out to fight crime.
Might go with with
me: It's cool had to know if I could trust you first
me: I'll be roaming around the next couple days looking for bad guys
me: But wednesday night, let's hangout
Manwhore wrote:
It's cool I had to know I could trust you first. I'll be roaming around tonight looking for bad guys hit me upbad girls.. wouldn't be better? (then say, don't worry I'm giving you a free pass today)
make her reveal her secret ID too, seed hang out to fight crime.
This is where some calibration comes in. We've already taken things pretty fantastical and "gamey". We're in danger of going too far. Especially with this kind of girl. What you brought up is a good move, but not in this context. It's too good lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Manwhore wrote:
It's cool I had to know I could trust you first. I'll be roaming around tonight looking for bad guys hit me upJust saw this... Was going to go with
me: All you need to remember is to chew quietly and laugh at my jokes
me: But I love how you want to remember everything about me ;)
me: Let's get together wednesday for some pool and mojito's!
I think yours is probably better but it's too late to meet up with her. So maybe I should say something idfferent about the hit me up part.
That first one is bomb as fuck mang. The 2nd you don't need
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Might go with withme: It's cool had to know if I could trust you first
me: I'll be roaming around the next couple days looking for bad guys
me: But wednesday night, let's hangout
With this particular girl I'd find out her schedule first and see what she's available for. You mights need to nail her down a bit harder not sure
you: It's cool had t know if I could trust you first
you: I'll be sure to redeem those 10 pts at chuck e cheese I'll get you the biggest teddy bear I can find. Batman never misses
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's all fun 'n games till somebody gets fucked right. This is kinda Adventuredome style but I think she'll go along for the ride. I would
Now she'll be looking for a teddy bear I'd deliver you'd get laid for it for sure
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
patrick.bateman wrote:
Might go with withme: It's cool had to know if I could trust you first
me: I'll be roaming around the next couple days looking for bad guys
me: But wednesday night, let's hangout
With this particular girl I'd find out her schedule first and see what she's available for. You mights need to nail her down a bit harder not sure
you: It's cool had t know if I could trust you first
you: I'll be sure to redeem those 10 pts at chuck e cheese I'll get you the biggest teddy bear I can find. Batman never misses
I like that a lot but wanted to keep it simple and get her over for pool and mojito's. Went with
me: All you need to remember is to chew quietly and laugh at my jokes. Haha how's your week looking pumpkin
her: Okay I think I can manage that. It's good. Pretty free. Ish.
Damn well I think we did good guys! This girl seems pretty responsive
I'll probably make plans with her wedneday
me: Cool let's get together wednesday. We'll shoot pool and drink mojit's so have some good songs loaded up on your phone for me
actually might be best to keep it a bit more laconic... She seems down so may be better to ease up
me: Cool want to get together wednesday
or
me: cool let's (or we'll) get together wedensday. Have some good songs loaded up on your phone for me
me: Cool, Wednesday would be perfect! Say around 8. Have some good music loaded up on your phone for me :b
her: Kk Wedneday it is. What are we doing? And I don't think you're gonna like it
So I definitely want to get her over for some drinks (mojito's possibly), pool and ideally a hot tub. But it has to sound not too sexual.
me: Well then you better pick the songs wisely
me: Play some pool, drink some mojito's and discuss metaphysical awareness over a hot tub
Okay I went with
me: Well then you better pick the songs wisely
me: Play some pool, drink some mojito's and attempt the big move from crazy stupid love till we get it perfect
She just texted me back... Ouch
her: What at your house?
I sense that she might be intimidated by coming over lol.
may just say,
me: Yes
What was up with that crazy stupid love text? Yizzles
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yah guess that was gay.... So here's what just went down
her: What at your house?
me: Well I actually live in an abandoned doll factory, but yet, that was the idea
her: Omg that's not even funny. I'm so freaked out by that stuff
me: By doll factories?
me: Or scary movies
her: Dolls. Clowns. Anything of that genre
me: Yah me too. I watched IT when I was 9. It took me 10 years to take a shower without feeling like I was risking my life
Those (above) were rapid fire texts. She hasn't responded to my last one yet but I guess I'll have to let it marinate till she gets back. But fuck, hopefully she's down to come over. May have to make her feel a bit more comfortable with the idea.
Just use her energy and take it to it's logical frightful conclusion.
"Oh gawd yeah that wouldn't be a good idea. Are you even housebroken?"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male