bro accidentally group texts 31 of his tinder matches

I think he should have just leaned into it

Him: hey girls, glad you got my text. I'll be at X club this Friday night, I'll be the one wearing the red clown nose. Look forward to seeing you all! Xo

I actually think this is gold. No matter what lots of these girls are going to show up to witness whatever goes down. The result is going to be dozens of girls either angry or curious but all trying to be near the action, which is him. There's no way he wouldn't get laid

I'm with Jack. 

Was just about to say this doesn't actually seem like *that* bad of a situation. 

Lean in 100%

You'd just want a solid plan for an afterparty.. Probably a suite nearby, you'd want to net as many as you can. Orgytown

also, bring 31 clown noses ;)

Yeah I've done stuff like this before on accident. No biggie