Calibrating to her vibe
Interesting thing I noticed after I re-read this convo. My vibe and natural presence is not at all like this girls, I cycled through various emotional modalities in the beginning that she didn't respond to (loud/adventurous, then tried to project seductiveness onto her) before settling into this weird lazy, non-chalant vibe she has going on. Look how I still retain my own sense of humor and self amusement while making it relatable to her.
Tinder btw
Me: WADDUP I SMOKE TREES, STACK PAPER AND KILL PEOPLE
Me: LET'S GO ON A DATE (agressive/ jokey opener)
Her: Ok (not receptive)
Me: how are you as a getaway driver (seeding an adventure)
Her: Tbh I can't drive so I guess this won't work out (still not receptive)
Me: mhm that's fine I'll maneuver the vehicle
Me: youll seduce the guards while I bonk em in the back of the head (trying to project sexuality onto her)
Her: idk how to seduce either so again, this prob won't work out (still doesn't take)
Me: Huh...what are you good for then (start matching, boring/down)
Her: nothing I guess
Me: so what do you do all day
Her: sleen n eat
her: hbu
Me: I also sleep n eat all day
Her: nice
Me: just got up from a nap, leaving dorito dust on my phone as I type this
Her: just woke up too
Her: you're making me hungry now
Me: let's sleep n eat together
Me: trade tips on napping techniques/best ways to fry a chicken
Her: Is it just me or do u feel gross sometimes from waking up from a nap
Her: and ok adding corn starch to chicken before you fry them makes them super crunchy obv
Her: your turn
Me: I feel gross before naps
Me: I definitley like napping better with a cuddle buddy. Something warm and soft
Me: btw, napping with a cooked chicken before you eat it is a great way to tenderize the meat (pre-emptive sexual disqualification)
Her: I'm cold and bony so I don't think I'm qualified
Her: thanks I'll keep that in mind for my next nap
Her: so like 20 mins or something
Me: no offense. Never. you look like you'd kick me during a nap (she didn't get the SD so I re-iterate)
Me: on top of that you look like a loud chewer I don't think I could handle that (shout out Parick Bateman)
Me: how many naps do you take a day
Her: I wouldnt kick you I'd just push you off the bed if anything
Her: nah I'm actually not. I can't stand loud chewers too
Her: maybe like 3 but most of the time I just sleep in
Me: yah don't ask me about my naps/day it's fine. (again Bateman line)
Her: oh right
Her: how many naps do u take
(more back and forth)
What's ur IG. I have the greatest chicken meme to send you
closed from IG
Nivvy she sounds unbelievably lame
Lol pretty good. I just asked Stifler that's Jeff's opener yeah?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She better be fucking cute. She Latina?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Forget where I got it but yea that sounds like a Jeffy original lmao
nahh she's morbidly obese ;)
she cute, lil tatted up phillipina. That being said, she is definitley lame.
Pretty sure she's LSE and I don't feel like pursuing her past a point of practice...also I've picked up more enticing options since this post lol
Wtf? Take it to the hole, pussy.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
If you want to make this real exciting. Grab her num, txt a bit and call her. See if that doesn't rustle her jimmies ;)