Cat pof
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 18:47
First off, maybe I'm just being retarded I AM pretty tired. But basically was wondering what you guys do when girls throw shit tests/obnoxious/bratty behaviour yor way.
Number closed off pof with standard manwhore style. She was quite sarcastic on pof but I got past that. Think hy I'm dumbfounded here is well, I just didn't expect it. Lol
Me: hey cat. this is kris from plenty of farts
Her: oh I see you made a joke. Congratulations!
Haha wtf do I do here
Number closed off pof with standard manwhore style. She was quite sarcastic on pof but I got past that. Think hy I'm dumbfounded here is well, I just didn't expect it. Lol
Me: hey cat. this is kris from plenty of farts
Her: oh I see you made a joke. Congratulations!
Haha wtf do I do here
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:24
#1
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
@kris:
Ok now I wiped off my vagina... How about something like:
Me: Your ability at stating the obvious continues to impress me. Congratulations!
Ok now I wiped off my vagina... How about something like:
Me: Your ability at stating the obvious continues to impress me. Congratulations!
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 19:56
#2
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
@kris:
Condensed that and added a segway:
Me: wayyy to state the obvious pumkin. How was your day. I got electrocuted and ate steak.
Btw
(both these things actually happened)
Condensed that and added a segway:
Me: wayyy to state the obvious pumkin. How was your day. I got electrocuted and ate steak.
Btw
(both these things actually happened)
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 21:47
#3
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
@kris:
This opened up pretty nicely. Will post up The convo tomorrow
This opened up pretty nicely. Will post up The convo tomorrow
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 01:58
#4
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
@kris:
Sometimes you can completely just ignore that shit and say whatever you feel like. Sometimes I won't respond to girls questions or interjections if they don't move the conversation forward. I used to think you had to...but I found it doesn't really matter. I kind of treat internet girls like flakey numbers - I send them shit and don't even think about it. Half the time they're not what you expect anyways - so it's kind of moot to care about it too much.
Anyways the point on the internet is to just get their number - then you're in the texting realm - which I suck at.
Sometimes you can completely just ignore that shit and say whatever you feel like. Sometimes I won't respond to girls questions or interjections if they don't move the conversation forward. I used to think you had to...but I found it doesn't really matter. I kind of treat internet girls like flakey numbers - I send them shit and don't even think about it. Half the time they're not what you expect anyways - so it's kind of moot to care about it too much.
Anyways the point on the internet is to just get their number - then you're in the texting realm - which I suck at.
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:47
#5
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
kris;1281.8869;32 wrote:
@kris:
Condensed that and added a segway:
Me: wayyy to state the obvious pumkin. How was your day. I got electrocuted and ate steak.
Btw
(both these things actually happened)
*segue
That was a good text
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Thu, 09/27/2012 - 16:21
#6
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
@Manwhore:
Her: Ace, sounds productive. I'm gonna go for full disclosure and tell you now I'm a veggie, but I'm sure your steak was delish. Was working at home today which was nice, do you have a job?
Me: Its fine. I'd only judge you if you were veggie and didn't have a vagina. Oh cool what do you work as. I work at (censored).
Her: Oh right, good to know! I work in a nursery, one to one with children with learning difficulties. What do you do at (censored)? Is it wildly exciting?
Me: Well when I'm not getting electrocuted I sell memberships. It's a pretty fun job.
Me: Does your job mean you can only rob banks on weekends?
Her: Or weekdays after 5... Leaves plenty of time really
Me: Awesum sauce. I just found out my phone bill is over £200, so I'm gonna blow up orange's hq. come help me!
Her: Ohhhh those little shits charged me so much during our relationship, I had to kick their arse to the curb! Probs the worst relationship I ever had...
Me: Well I'm furious about the whole thing pumkin. Whoever wins at a thumb war gets first dibs. The loser can get the 1st round of drinks in ;b
Her: Well the joke's on you then mothertucker! Don't wanna brag but thumb wars are kinda my thing...
Looking at how I could spike her emotions a bit now. Then go for the meet up any good ideas here guys?
Her: Ace, sounds productive. I'm gonna go for full disclosure and tell you now I'm a veggie, but I'm sure your steak was delish. Was working at home today which was nice, do you have a job?
Me: Its fine. I'd only judge you if you were veggie and didn't have a vagina. Oh cool what do you work as. I work at (censored).
Her: Oh right, good to know! I work in a nursery, one to one with children with learning difficulties. What do you do at (censored)? Is it wildly exciting?
Me: Well when I'm not getting electrocuted I sell memberships. It's a pretty fun job.
Me: Does your job mean you can only rob banks on weekends?
Her: Or weekdays after 5... Leaves plenty of time really
Me: Awesum sauce. I just found out my phone bill is over £200, so I'm gonna blow up orange's hq. come help me!
Her: Ohhhh those little shits charged me so much during our relationship, I had to kick their arse to the curb! Probs the worst relationship I ever had...
Me: Well I'm furious about the whole thing pumkin. Whoever wins at a thumb war gets first dibs. The loser can get the 1st round of drinks in ;b
Her: Well the joke's on you then mothertucker! Don't wanna brag but thumb wars are kinda my thing...
Looking at how I could spike her emotions a bit now. Then go for the meet up any good ideas here guys?
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 00:05
#7
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
@kris:
Me: Not sure about that one hon. Unless you use nails. What you up to tomorrow, only one way to find out
next day
Girl: Ahhh sorry has been a mad one. Am currently on my way to Bournemouth til sunday. My nails are pretty intimidating though. Got any highly exciting weekend plans?
Me: Did the minions keep colouring outside the lines ;b
Me: I'm working/drinking
Girl: Haha no they're trying to take funding away from one of my kiddies and I'm trying to stop it. I am drinking. But not working
2 days later
Me: Pumkin their obviously someone else we'll pay a visit. How was ur weekend I am working til 9 tonight. It shud be illegal for a Sunday ;b
Girl: Am on a train. Bored bored bored. Weekend was good though, yours? I like this pumpkin thing you've got going on
Me: I dunno what you mean exactly pumkin ;b
Me: My feet are killing me from playing football in the kids hall, with my boss and about 9 balls simultaneously
2 days later
Me: Have you heard about the new medication doctors are giving depressed lesbians? It’s called trydicagain.
Girl: Lol. Very funny, where did you find that one? Am waiting for a train. Yawn. Trains are pretty much the worst thing ever I reckon
Me: Well that depends beb, the train to hogwarts is pretty badass. Where's yours to?
Girl: Taunton. I do my postgrad at the scil centre. Everything about hogwarts is pretty badass, I'll never get over the disappointment of not being a witch. Reckon I would have aced it
Me: It's ok. I'm sure you know your way around a wand. Have you seen that new scary film out?
Girl: Oh yeah that one. No I haven't seen it. Are scary films your thing? Scary films are not my thing.
Me: Are you a scaredy cat? I'll cover you eyes on the scary bits pumkin. I like all kindsa films. Saw looper yesterday. Really good.
Just wanna get the meet with this girl. This pen pal shit is ghey
Me: Not sure about that one hon. Unless you use nails. What you up to tomorrow, only one way to find out
next day
Girl: Ahhh sorry has been a mad one. Am currently on my way to Bournemouth til sunday. My nails are pretty intimidating though. Got any highly exciting weekend plans?
Me: Did the minions keep colouring outside the lines ;b
Me: I'm working/drinking
Girl: Haha no they're trying to take funding away from one of my kiddies and I'm trying to stop it. I am drinking. But not working
2 days later
Me: Pumkin their obviously someone else we'll pay a visit. How was ur weekend I am working til 9 tonight. It shud be illegal for a Sunday ;b
Girl: Am on a train. Bored bored bored. Weekend was good though, yours? I like this pumpkin thing you've got going on
Me: I dunno what you mean exactly pumkin ;b
Me: My feet are killing me from playing football in the kids hall, with my boss and about 9 balls simultaneously
2 days later
Me: Have you heard about the new medication doctors are giving depressed lesbians? It’s called trydicagain.
Girl: Lol. Very funny, where did you find that one? Am waiting for a train. Yawn. Trains are pretty much the worst thing ever I reckon
Me: Well that depends beb, the train to hogwarts is pretty badass. Where's yours to?
Girl: Taunton. I do my postgrad at the scil centre. Everything about hogwarts is pretty badass, I'll never get over the disappointment of not being a witch. Reckon I would have aced it
Me: It's ok. I'm sure you know your way around a wand. Have you seen that new scary film out?
Girl: Oh yeah that one. No I haven't seen it. Are scary films your thing? Scary films are not my thing.
Me: Are you a scaredy cat? I'll cover you eyes on the scary bits pumkin. I like all kindsa films. Saw looper yesterday. Really good.
Just wanna get the meet with this girl. This pen pal shit is ghey
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:10
#8
Re: Cat pof: how do you deal with bratty texts?
Tell her to come do something "witchy" with you. Make something up. I dunno. Your fault for prolonging this pen pal stuff. Tell her to meet you out.
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