Check out the last part of the last post- did I handle her "You know you're just coming over to hang out" properly?
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 07:50
Girl: Hi!
Me - 30 mins later: Hey, who is this
Me - 1 min later: soandso?
Girl - 4 hrs 53 mins later: Yup its soandso
Me - 3 hrs 52 mins later: I hear zabars is having an awesome sale for girls looking to impress a guy with sandwich making skills
Girl - 8 mins later: You have no idea how nervous I am for this. I hope the sandwich I make you is up to your standards!
Me - 5 hrs 36 mins later: Aw, its cool punkn, even if the sandwich isn't that great, we discussed some alternatives.
Girl - 34 mins later: Hahaha yeah we did
Me - 37 mins later: When am I gonna get to see your new puppy?
Girl - 21 mins later: Going to philly tomorrow to get it! Back monday
So when we were talking at the bar, I told her how to make me an amazing sandwich, cause, "I'm a simple man... with simple desires".. and she kept telling me how nervous she was about it (like she did in text) and so I told her, "It's cool beb, you can always just give me an AMAZING blowjob" and she laughed about it and like kinda shrugged it off at first but then later brought it back up and was like, "Well... I guess if my sandwich sucks, I can just give you a blowjob"
So that's what the "alternative" is...
Me - 30 mins later: Hey, who is this
Me - 1 min later: soandso?
Girl - 4 hrs 53 mins later: Yup its soandso
Me - 3 hrs 52 mins later: I hear zabars is having an awesome sale for girls looking to impress a guy with sandwich making skills
Girl - 8 mins later: You have no idea how nervous I am for this. I hope the sandwich I make you is up to your standards!
Me - 5 hrs 36 mins later: Aw, its cool punkn, even if the sandwich isn't that great, we discussed some alternatives.
Girl - 34 mins later: Hahaha yeah we did
Me - 37 mins later: When am I gonna get to see your new puppy?
Girl - 21 mins later: Going to philly tomorrow to get it! Back monday
So when we were talking at the bar, I told her how to make me an amazing sandwich, cause, "I'm a simple man... with simple desires".. and she kept telling me how nervous she was about it (like she did in text) and so I told her, "It's cool beb, you can always just give me an AMAZING blowjob" and she laughed about it and like kinda shrugged it off at first but then later brought it back up and was like, "Well... I guess if my sandwich sucks, I can just give you a blowjob"
So that's what the "alternative" is...
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 08:26
#1
What's up with
@buddhagames:
Oh and YO- I GOTTA ask this...
WHAT THE FUCK... is up with hot, single, girls...... AND THEIR PUPPIES... like I swear to god.
Then again... I'm a hot single guy... and I... REALLY REALLY want a golden retriever puppy. Like, seriously guys. If you want to fuck me... get me a golden retriever- we can make something happen.
Oh and YO- I GOTTA ask this...
WHAT THE FUCK... is up with hot, single, girls...... AND THEIR PUPPIES... like I swear to god.
Then again... I'm a hot single guy... and I... REALLY REALLY want a golden retriever puppy. Like, seriously guys. If you want to fuck me... get me a golden retriever- we can make something happen.
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 16:13
#2
Conversation
Me: How's the puppy? Make sure you puppy-proof all your furniture
Me - 1 hr 30 mins later: So i'm coming over to play with him... You can come too I guess
Girl - 1 hr 2 mins later: :) haha you guys would love each other
Me - 35 mins later: What are your plans for tonight? Just gotta make sure your there to open the door when I show up
Girl - 31 mins later: I unfortunately will be writing a paper tonight- less than two weeks till I am done
Me: Its cool. Me and the dog will hangout without you.
Girl: Well that wouldn't be nearly as much fun
Me: Well, I suppose we could let you hang out with us... But like only for a couple minutes
Girl - 2 mins later: I mean Lucky is cute as hell but he has no idea how to make a sandwich
Me - 4 mins later: Lucky has special privileges. The only requirement, for him to chill with me is that he be cute as hell
Girl - 12 mins later: Ahhh so unfair
Oh- and between the first and 2nd text I sent, she had sent me a picture messege with the following caption, "Look at that babyyy! And yes, I just puppy proofed my room : )"
Me - 1 hr 44 mins later: Such is the life of a puppy- but you on the otherhand... While cute as hell, should know how to make me a sandwich
Girl - 51 mins later: Whole wheat bread, dijon mustard, turkey, chips (not the baked kind)
Girl: Did I forget anything??
Me - 56 mins later: Well, no, that was pretty dead on.. But the real skill is in the execution, pnkn.
Girl - 1 hr 33 mins later: I'm nervous..but I think I can do it!!
Me - 2 hrs 48 mins later: I know you can. Phone died so I forgot to confirm with lucky. Hows the paper?
Girl - 9 hrs 56 mins later: Umm Lucky is pissed he was looking forward to a personal hang out sess with you..you better make it up to him!
Girl: Paper is miserable, 2 more pages then done
Me - 1 hr 30 mins later: So i'm coming over to play with him... You can come too I guess
Girl - 1 hr 2 mins later: :) haha you guys would love each other
Me - 35 mins later: What are your plans for tonight? Just gotta make sure your there to open the door when I show up
Girl - 31 mins later: I unfortunately will be writing a paper tonight- less than two weeks till I am done
Me: Its cool. Me and the dog will hangout without you.
Girl: Well that wouldn't be nearly as much fun
Me: Well, I suppose we could let you hang out with us... But like only for a couple minutes
Girl - 2 mins later: I mean Lucky is cute as hell but he has no idea how to make a sandwich
Me - 4 mins later: Lucky has special privileges. The only requirement, for him to chill with me is that he be cute as hell
Girl - 12 mins later: Ahhh so unfair
Oh- and between the first and 2nd text I sent, she had sent me a picture messege with the following caption, "Look at that babyyy! And yes, I just puppy proofed my room : )"
Me - 1 hr 44 mins later: Such is the life of a puppy- but you on the otherhand... While cute as hell, should know how to make me a sandwich
Girl - 51 mins later: Whole wheat bread, dijon mustard, turkey, chips (not the baked kind)
Girl: Did I forget anything??
Me - 56 mins later: Well, no, that was pretty dead on.. But the real skill is in the execution, pnkn.
Girl - 1 hr 33 mins later: I'm nervous..but I think I can do it!!
Me - 2 hrs 48 mins later: I know you can. Phone died so I forgot to confirm with lucky. Hows the paper?
Girl - 9 hrs 56 mins later: Umm Lucky is pissed he was looking forward to a personal hang out sess with you..you better make it up to him!
Girl: Paper is miserable, 2 more pages then done
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 06:28
#3
Conversation
Me: How'd your paper turn out? I tried getting in touch with lucky for a playdate but he didn't answer... I think he's mad at me for taking so long : /
Girl - 1 hr 16 mins later: My paper was so bad but I don't care- one more paper due in a week then I'm done! And yes, Lucky was mad at you..but he is very forgiving
Girl: he wants you to make him a sandwich
Me: Oh perfect, practice on him first and that way when I come over this weekend you'll have some experience
Me - 3 mins later: I'm actually user that he didn't respond to my calls... I'm holding you responsible
Me: Upset*
Girl - 6 mins later: Whatttt so unfair
Girl: I just sent u a pic
Me - 7 mins later: He's cute as hell, but lucky for you I'm also forgiving... but this does mean you will be forced to watch a scary movie with me
Girl - 1 min later: Haha okay deal
Me - 55 mins later: What's your schedule like between now and Monday, beb
Girl - 49 mins later: My rents are in town until sunday am so ill be with them a lot, maybe sunday night?
Me - 26 mins later: Yeah, Sunday works but only if you get ice cream, ill bring beer.
Girl - 7 mins later: Perf
Girl - 8 mins later: I hope I won't be too much of a third wheel with you and Lucky..you guys better not leave me out
Me - 4 hrs 47 mins later: Well, ill make time for you punkn-plus, there are certain things that, as cute as lucky is, are only fun with humans ; )
Girl - 8 mins later: :)
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 06:45
#4
Re: Conversation
@buddhagames:
Reasons I feel this is a good example:
1. Pretty good reframes
2. Persistence
3. LITTLE bit of sexual stuff at the very end
4. Kept it playful but still maintained the aura of a solid, grounded guy.
5. Led the entire interaction
Edit: One more thing I did here- I diffused a POTENTIAL situation, by jokingly playing off the fact that I hadn't gotten back to her in a bit, with the whole, "Lucky is pissed at me thing"
Reasons I feel this is a good example:
1. Pretty good reframes
2. Persistence
3. LITTLE bit of sexual stuff at the very end
4. Kept it playful but still maintained the aura of a solid, grounded guy.
5. Led the entire interaction
Edit: One more thing I did here- I diffused a POTENTIAL situation, by jokingly playing off the fact that I hadn't gotten back to her in a bit, with the whole, "Lucky is pissed at me thing"
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:48
#5
Re: Conversation
@buddhagames:
solid stuff man
solid stuff man
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:46
#6
Re: solid example of how to be persistent and get a meetup
@buddhagames:
+1 - solid stuff
+1 - solid stuff
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 02:49
#7
Conversation
Me: Will be there in like an hour babe. Jelly?
Girl - 2 mins later: ??
Me: Jealous lmfao
Girl - 2 mins later: Hahaha
Girl: Sooo jelly
Me - 1 day later: What time are your parents gonna be gone tomorrow?
Girl - 18 mins later: Leaving around 11
Girl: What are your plans tmrw? I talked to themabout boat basin maybe?
Me - 1 hr 17 mins later: Yeah, we could do that and then head back and catch a movie at your place
Girl - 8 mins later: Awesome, let's talk tomorrow? I can bring Lucky to boat basin :)
Me - 1 hr 25 mins later: Yeah, its my buddies bday and were getting dinner so I may only be able to make it for the movie
Me - 1 day 1 hr later: Still on for tonight?
Girl - 10 hrs 22 mins later: Hi I'm so sorry I was MIA last night! I was at boat basin allll day and got hammered and was passed out before 10. reschedule??
Girl - 3 days 1 hr later: Hii I'm in class, what up
Me - 1 min later: Hey so I totally forgot but I had already made plans to go with my friend to get drinks at a hookah lounge tonight... lets reschedule for tomorrow night. That work?
Girl - 6 mins later: Ahh I am going to a concert tomorrow night
Me: Sunday night then
Girl - 1 min later: I think I can do sunday night
Girl: Pencil lucky into your schedule..should work, ill let u know if not
Me: Okay. Call me when you're done with class
Girl - 1 min later: Kk
Me - 5 hrs 29 mins later: Hey are you still free tonight?
Girl - 2 mins later: Hi sorry I totally forgot to call u! Yeah I'm free tonight like after 9
Me: Okay. Lets meet up, decided to cancel with my friend... your way too cool to bail on
Girl: Hahaha
Me: Its a compliment. You should accept it before I decide to take it back
Girl: I'm going to an early din with one of my friends whose in town- ill call you after
Me: Are you going to get drunk and forget to call me? I'm noticing a pattern here ; )
Girl: And thanks for the compliment :)
Girl - 5 mins later: Promise that won't happen!
Girl - 2 hrs 30 mins later: Ummm its thunderstorming outside
Girl - 9 mins later: Don't kill me..but can we possss reschedule??
Me - 3 mins later: Ill just meet you at your place and we can watch a movie. I cancelled on a friend of mine to hang out with you.
Girl - 1 min later: Aight aightt, I just walked in my door, what time you thinkin?
Me - 1 min later: 10ish.
Me - 1 min later: Actually there is a slight cramp in my ring finger... can we reschedule?
Girl - 4 mins later: Hahaha
Girl: Wow maybe you should go to the emergency room for that
Me: Lol
Girl: 10ish is goood
Girl - 1 hr 5 mins later: Do you know where I live?
Me - 10 mins later: No
Me: I still have to shower and meditate. Gonna be late
Girl - 2 mins later: How much laterr? I have things to do tomorrow!
Me: Relax
Girl - 3 mins later: xxx
Girl: xxx
Girl: xxx
Girl: xxx
Me - 1 min later: X4
Girl: ?
Me: Lol it sent your address 4 times
Girl: Hahahah
Girl: I was like whatt..?
Me: On the phone you sound really fucking sexy...
Girl - 3 mins later: :)
Girl: Not to be weird..but you know you're coming over just to hang out..
Me - 1 min later: Get your head out of the gutter!
Girl: Hahaha
Girl: I don't know what that means?
Me: Stop thinking dirty things. Were watching a movie, and if you behave I might even make you some popcorn
Girl - 1 min later: Well wouldn't that be my lucky day?
Girl: Quit meditating and come over!
Me: Stop distracting me, beb
Girl - 1 min later: Okayyy see you soon
Did I handle this end part properly? This girl was horny as fuck the night we met at the bar and I know hse wants to fuck...
Girl - 2 mins later: ??
Me: Jealous lmfao
Girl - 2 mins later: Hahaha
Girl: Sooo jelly
Me - 1 day later: What time are your parents gonna be gone tomorrow?
Girl - 18 mins later: Leaving around 11
Girl: What are your plans tmrw? I talked to themabout boat basin maybe?
Me - 1 hr 17 mins later: Yeah, we could do that and then head back and catch a movie at your place
Girl - 8 mins later: Awesome, let's talk tomorrow? I can bring Lucky to boat basin :)
Me - 1 hr 25 mins later: Yeah, its my buddies bday and were getting dinner so I may only be able to make it for the movie
Me - 1 day 1 hr later: Still on for tonight?
Girl - 10 hrs 22 mins later: Hi I'm so sorry I was MIA last night! I was at boat basin allll day and got hammered and was passed out before 10. reschedule??
Girl - 3 days 1 hr later: Hii I'm in class, what up
Me - 1 min later: Hey so I totally forgot but I had already made plans to go with my friend to get drinks at a hookah lounge tonight... lets reschedule for tomorrow night. That work?
Girl - 6 mins later: Ahh I am going to a concert tomorrow night
Me: Sunday night then
Girl - 1 min later: I think I can do sunday night
Girl: Pencil lucky into your schedule..should work, ill let u know if not
Me: Okay. Call me when you're done with class
Girl - 1 min later: Kk
Me - 5 hrs 29 mins later: Hey are you still free tonight?
Girl - 2 mins later: Hi sorry I totally forgot to call u! Yeah I'm free tonight like after 9
Me: Okay. Lets meet up, decided to cancel with my friend... your way too cool to bail on
Girl: Hahaha
Me: Its a compliment. You should accept it before I decide to take it back
Girl: I'm going to an early din with one of my friends whose in town- ill call you after
Me: Are you going to get drunk and forget to call me? I'm noticing a pattern here ; )
Girl: And thanks for the compliment :)
Girl - 5 mins later: Promise that won't happen!
Girl - 2 hrs 30 mins later: Ummm its thunderstorming outside
Girl - 9 mins later: Don't kill me..but can we possss reschedule??
Me - 3 mins later: Ill just meet you at your place and we can watch a movie. I cancelled on a friend of mine to hang out with you.
Girl - 1 min later: Aight aightt, I just walked in my door, what time you thinkin?
Me - 1 min later: 10ish.
Me - 1 min later: Actually there is a slight cramp in my ring finger... can we reschedule?
Girl - 4 mins later: Hahaha
Girl: Wow maybe you should go to the emergency room for that
Me: Lol
Girl: 10ish is goood
Girl - 1 hr 5 mins later: Do you know where I live?
Me - 10 mins later: No
Me: I still have to shower and meditate. Gonna be late
Girl - 2 mins later: How much laterr? I have things to do tomorrow!
Me: Relax
Girl - 3 mins later: xxx
Girl: xxx
Girl: xxx
Girl: xxx
Me - 1 min later: X4
Girl: ?
Me: Lol it sent your address 4 times
Girl: Hahahah
Girl: I was like whatt..?
Me: On the phone you sound really fucking sexy...
Girl - 3 mins later: :)
Girl: Not to be weird..but you know you're coming over just to hang out..
Me - 1 min later: Get your head out of the gutter!
Girl: Hahaha
Girl: I don't know what that means?
Me: Stop thinking dirty things. Were watching a movie, and if you behave I might even make you some popcorn
Girl - 1 min later: Well wouldn't that be my lucky day?
Girl: Quit meditating and come over!
Me: Stop distracting me, beb
Girl - 1 min later: Okayyy see you soon
Did I handle this end part properly? This girl was horny as fuck the night we met at the bar and I know hse wants to fuck...
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 03:08
#8
Re: Conversation
Ya dude. This is like hitting pigeons with a wiffle bat.
It's mind in the gutter not head lol.
It's mind in the gutter not head lol.
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Fri, 07/27/2012 - 03:30
#9
Re: Conversation
@Manwhore:
HAHA!
I knew something sounded weird about that...
HAHA!
I knew something sounded weird about that...
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 07:21
#10
Re: Conversation
@buddhagames:
I think you did really well, especially throwing the rescheduling thing back at her but in a fun way.
I think you did really well, especially throwing the rescheduling thing back at her but in a fun way.
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 07:33
#11
Re: Conversation
@Haste:
Yeah.... I got LMR'd
It's okay though, I got one step closer YET AGAIN.... haha each time I'm getting a little closer
Touched her vagaigi and had her moaning but then I had to let go to take my pants off and that's when she was like, "NO. I can't" and like stood up and got real serious.
before that she had sorta been like, "noooo I cannttttt"
lol I knew something was off about my mindset when I couldn't contain my anger. I stood up and just got really fucking quiet and just left. She kept asking me what was wrong and she's like, "You HAVE to understand.." and I'm like, "uhh, no... I don't understand and I don't need to understand. Goodbye"
lmao- idk if this was the right play or not but I just was fucking frusterated.
Yeah.... I got LMR'd
It's okay though, I got one step closer YET AGAIN.... haha each time I'm getting a little closer
Touched her vagaigi and had her moaning but then I had to let go to take my pants off and that's when she was like, "NO. I can't" and like stood up and got real serious.
before that she had sorta been like, "noooo I cannttttt"
lol I knew something was off about my mindset when I couldn't contain my anger. I stood up and just got really fucking quiet and just left. She kept asking me what was wrong and she's like, "You HAVE to understand.." and I'm like, "uhh, no... I don't understand and I don't need to understand. Goodbye"
lmao- idk if this was the right play or not but I just was fucking frusterated.
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 08:02
#12
Re: Conversation
Pretty gangster response. I stand behind it
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