Chick tells me she's hanging out with her gay husband.
This chick tells me she was hanging out with her gay husband and that was the reason she wasn't available to meet up last weekend. What are some funny replies to that? Seems like there's a lot of opportunity for humor here, regardless of whether or not her gay husband happens to fuck her.
No, she's not married. Referring to a supposedly gay male best friend. Or, not.....
So what's your aim here? Get her to ditch this guy and come hang out with you? I've had inadvertent gay "wings" (friends of the girl) and it worked out REALLY well.