Is this chick TOO freaky or am I just a pimp lol
Me: You're awfully close kitty kat are you stalking me
Her: a little bittt
Me: Hows your day treatin yah
Her: its been alrighttt
Me: I got a few classes cancelled so im chillen hard
Me: just went home to visit my dog
Me: it's fine my dog doesn't like you anyways
Her: hey now
Her: don't be fresh
Me: omg did you get stuck in a cave somewhere!
Her: Nooo
Me: Thank gawwwd
Me: whats up
Her: being super lazy laying here not wanting to moooveee lol
Me: your butt better not still be in bed
Me: I just finished classes for the day. I was a big nerd today.
Me: pfff it's fine I don't like your haircut anyways
Her: I don't go on this often goof
Me: its takes like 2 seconds dork
Me: plus if your hair and my hair had children they would be SO adorable
Me: Its a match made in heaven
Her: THE CUTEST
Her: what's your nationality? :) you look italian or something
Me: half jewish and canadian poopkin
Her: <3 cutie pieee
Me: lol how bout you beb
Me: I get it youre part alien. I don't judge :P
Her: add me on snapchat ya dork
Me: whats your snapper
Her: (snap)
Me: accept my request pumpkin
Her: I will right now silly
Me: (send snap of me looking gorgous "sup gangsta kitty")
Me: You cat fish!! snap me back
Her: omg i'm babysitting and laying here I look disgsuting come onnnn
Me: typical story from the 400 pounders
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA is that a fat joke only thing thats fat is dis ass boi
Me: hahaha
Me: well nothing wrong with that I just don't even know if your female at this point
Her: omg I have plenty of pictures to prove
Me: ha!where
Her: (BOOOM ass in panties pic...panties pic...big fat boobies in sexy bra pics...SUPER hot)
Me: Beb I hope thats you but those could tots be google images at this point
Her: Lmfao okay that's me I have the same pink and white bra on right nowwww All of those are me I don't just like catfish people lmfaooo follow me on instagram fagggot i'm not fake
Me: hahahaha ok I'll find yah baby cakes
Me: (find her on insta, appears to be her) Yeah I'd eat you up fo sho
Her: Okaayyy dadddy (devil emoji)
Me: we should rob starbucks together
Me: You use your sexiness to distract and ill take care of business
Her: lmfao sounds like some Harley Quinn shit and baby a starbucks?!!!?
Her: I'll rob a bank with you <---OH GOD my heart
Me: Yah sure you can handle a bank pumpkin butt
Me: You need some elite fitness
Her: omggg lmfaooo
Me: lets do this
Me: batmobile is locked and loaded
Her: okaaayy handsome (kissy emoji)
Me: whatcha doin tuesday afternoon
Her: probbaly nothing at all
Me: I got class at 7 but I can do before or after
Her: probably after
Me: I'm gonna pick you up in the spaceship at like 8:45 but yah can't kid nap me for too long I gotta study after
Her: kisses are involved <---WUT WUT NIGGA WUT
Me: Yah if you behave (kissy face emoji)
Her: And if I don't?
Me: You get spanked
Her: mmm leave your handprint
Me: Yah thats fun
Me: Ill nibble on it too
Her: nibble on my nipples and let me suck your finger (tongue emoji) <--- hmmmmmmmmm
Me: oh baby
Me: Your in (town)? <--cutting off the sexting don't want to overdue it
Her: (town)
Me: Nice n close i'm in (town)
Her: Gooooodd (devil emoji)
Me: You're distracting me from football
Me: Keep tuesday in mind ms.newbooty
Her: If only I was in front of you right nooooww
Me: Your baby sitting dont be a bad girl
Me: You're
Her: ughh I cant even help it
Me: hold all that cute girlyness in and ill take care of it tuesday
Her: cute girlyness is all fine until you feel how wet I am <----wowzeers
Me: mmmm
Me: ive gotta nerd out for a bit text yah later buhbs
Her: (hour later she send me a video of her sucking her finger captioned "let me suck more than your finger") <---WOAHH she's a pushy one
Me: Not sure if you could handle my cock babe is only for an elite few
Her: I have no gag reflex baby
Me: Ha! we'll see about that
Me: Hope you've got a cute butt too
Her: I sent you a picture dweeb
Me: That's a picture I gotta see that thing in person
Me: It looks delicious tho
Her: nooo problemooo
Me: Nun night hun i'm tired
So this chick obviously wants my cock VERY badly. I wondering if there are any weird red flags here, or I could just be a sexy n' smooth motherfucker. Checked her insta, some strange shit not gonna lie. A picture of a shirt that says "daddy" that is captioned " this shirt says it all." Next, a meme that says "when U get to ur mans vs. when u leave ur mans house" with a chick going from good make up to fucked up make up, captioned "accurate representation of how my weeks been." Third, some picture of a girl getting lightly choked with a finger in the mouth captioned "mooood," Fourth, 5 sec video of her licking a lollipop hahaa. Fifth, a picture of some lingarie. Sixth, a pic of her with some dude from like 3 weeks ago captioned "my two fav things". Lastly, selfie from 6 days ago captioned "bullshit you fuckin miss me." There were some more sexual memes in there too.
This is TOUGH to read. I understand maybe she posted sexual stuff when she had a man, and they recently broke up???...or is she just a straight up naughty girl. OR is this a sexually liberated woman and am I being judgemental?
She is sexy not super duper hot more of the done up type of girl. Her account only has like 350 followers too. Just trying to figure out what her deal is.
Girls like this really interest me. The one's that are sexy but never were "mainstream" popular girl sexy, or they got hot out of nowhere. Often times they are not concerned with status and basic white girl stuff but are very unique and seem to really understand how to be a woman and let a man be a man. It makes me feel amazing :)
those aren't red flags. she's just open about liking sex. good for her. more people should be like this. she's just up to the same thing you are, man.
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Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Why you wait till Tuesday to meet up?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No problems just good text game and a girl who knows you're the type she can open up sexually to.
But yeah why wait till Tuesday? Her pet goldfish could injure a gill and then she'll be too sad to meetup. She's cooked now!
Thanks fuckers!
She said she was babysitting and looked ugly haha and I'm busy with another lady tonight.
Cool. Just be sure to maintain good vibe as well as tension till meetup tomorrow. Minimalist if you can
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Hey baby butt hope you behaved today
Me: early night for you granny panties
next day
Her: I fell asleep (crying laughing emoji)
Me: Aw sleepy lil kitten
Me: yah need some warm milk too huh
Her: (crying laughing emoji) probably
Me: (meme of fat cat) dis you? hope youre NOT that hairy
Her: Wtf no (sends bra and panties pic "I look like a fuckin pornstar")
Me: dayum ms.curvykitty
Me: You're very smexy
Me: still down to kick it later tn I just gotta finish some work
Her: What time
Me: 8:45ish ill pick yah up
Me: whats your address babe <----after not responding for 2 hours and getting late
Me: pff yah couldnt handle my batmobile anyways
Her: hold on love ill be home soon
Me: bubs im sorta limited on time tonight I got work to do <---sent like an hour after her last message
I am not sure what the fuck happened here. Obviously we are doing the casual thing here and I don't really care but why go ghost like that. I probably should have pushed the sexual tension after the pic. I'll get her out at some point.
Yeah you're acting shy all of a sudden. Too late now but when she sent the bra and panty pic you should have recognized the opportunity to qualify the fuck out of her. Be like, "Gonna have to give you a C+ on the pornstar part. [insert_meow_pancake_nipple_sexdisq_line] but blah blah"
Don't go trying to overdo it now, segue into it correctly then make it happen this time. Hopefully she doesn't think you're a faggot already. Ha!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Right. Never stop gaming.
Right. Never stop gaming.
That's you trying to validate yourself and fill in the blanks again like you always did. Your statement was almost non sequitur. You pussed out. You already knew what to do here, you've done it successfully before, you didn't here. Examine your reasoning and behavior and get to the real root of the matter
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was timid because I thought pushing a sexting convo was an overkill, and was afraid to lose.I didn't listen to what you said about maintaining sexual tension.
RIghto.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Clearly this girl wanted to take things sexual, and you refused.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She sent me a sexy pic for fucks sake! How rude of me not to turn up the heat
Now I am unsure how rengage. I would like to sexually qualify from the beginning but I can't just jump back into this it's gonna have to be softened as said earlier. I want to persue while the interaction is fresh too.
"Hey beb was just glancing through some of those sexy pics, you don't have weird nipples do you?"
"Hey lil miss cat fishey I'm still tryna see that photoshopped booty of yours"
"Hey how do you look in a cat woman suit? It fits tight so weird nipples aren't gonna cut it"
"Hey boo I was lookin for you on pornhub, I see you didnt make the cut"
"You know what's they say about girls with big tits? WEIRD nipples lol"
Do you think you're in a sexual place with this girl?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No probably not. I realize she needs to be warmed back up but I am not sure what will actually catch her attention without a hint of sexualness.
No probably not. I realize she needs to be warmed back up but I am not sure what will actually catch her attention without a hint of sexualness.
There's the real question ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yah it's fine I'll pull something out my ass here. It will probably involve unicorns or rainbows.
Yah it's fine I'll pull something out my ass here. It will probably involve unicorns or rainbows.
Me: Hi ms. tinderella are you causing this nasty snow storm
Her: I'm the ice queen (flake emoji)
Me: ha! more like a lil snowflake
Me: Get your uggs and fur coat out we wouldn't want your lil white girl butt to freeze
Her: (cry laugh emoji) I already had to shovel
Her: I didn't work out as planned
Me: lol what happened beb
Me: I bet you look like a fat snow man rn :P
Her: lmfaooo fuck im about to get into the bathhh and warm up
Me: lol I bet you wear a bathing suit in there like a loser
Me: with floaties too!
Her: Don't forget my goggles babe!
Me: I'm the king of bubble baths
Me: You're gonna need those goggles
Me: but for reals tho my bubble baths are like the playboy mansion
Me: very exclusive
Hmmmmmmmmm a bit too gamey? She hasn't responded for a while
Think the first 4 texts were okay but then you fell into the same mistakes as before.
Not qualifying her enough and not taking it sexual when she mentioned the bath
And yeah in the end it just sounds like you're trying to provoke a reaction -- which is a total different energy to how you started off with her in the very beginning and a while after that - which I thought was awesome
*tease *tease *tease. Every single text is like push push push. I.e. You're fat, you caused the snowstorm, lil snowflake...
Feels like you're trying to regain lost validation with this girl by bringing her down. Yes a bit too gamey. Balance it out.
Here's how I would've handled it...
Me: Hi ms. tinderella are you causing this nasty snow storm
Her: I'm the ice queen (flake emoji)
Me: More like my lil ice princess. This is your daddy speaking, the ice king
Me: Get your uggs and fur coat out we wouldn't want your lil white girl butt to freeze
Her: (cry laugh emoji) I already had to shovel
Her: I didn't work out as planned
Me: lol what happened beb
Me: I bet you look like a fat snow man rn :P
Her: lmfaooo fuck im about to get into the bathhh and warm up
Me: Not without daddy's permission you are. I don't want my lil ice girl melting away
Me: Atleast not until after I wrestle you into the ground and stuff yer pretty face w my snow..balls ;)
Her: OMFG Daddyjih...I mean Meow...you're so fuckin sexy. Fuck me like you're little whore.
^Don't analyze the txts but the VIBE I set out to create by tweaking your txts a lil.. A nice lil back and forth. Dominant, then endearing, then calling her a fatty and teasing, then turning it up. Bossdaddy comm *purr
Dude you are creative as fuck btw. Use this to your advantage. I'm rooting for uuuuu
Good stuff Jihad! You're spot on brotha
Me: Oh shit I hope you didnt drown rubber ducky
Her: shhh i'm okay
Me: aw thank gawd I wouldn't want my lil ice princess to melt
Me: this is your daddy speaking, the ice king
Her: hmm okay daddy :)
Jihad you're a dirty slutbag
"unless you're melting all over me sweetie, thats allowed"
LOL
See what I mean? Balance. You were pushing her away but you need to intermingle the two..and you crafted the txts in a great way that fitted your style and place in the convo
Thats a pretty good follow up txt too, i'd send it. Keep this vibe in mind and do da damn dhang
LOL
See what I mean? Balance. You were pushing her away but you need to intermingle the two..and you crafted the txts in a great way that fitted your style and place in the convo
Thats a pretty good follow up txt too, i'd send it. Keep this vibe in mind and do da damn dhang
Lack of logistics tho. You're going to turn into a sex pen pal dancing monkey
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She didn't respond to that :O
This bitch..how long has it been?
Me: What're you up to bunny butt
Me: I just shoveled my spaceship out of the snow
Me: time to get intergalactic in this bitch
Her: Yassss
Me: lets kick it tn
Me: unless youre in bed already
Her: my cousin just got her wisdom teeth out I might be with her
Me: dont worry ms. nurse imma doctor
Her: oh yeaaaaaah (heart face emoji)
Me: Yah honey I know the body well, what makes girlies tick
Me: We should do a full body exam, for science
^Nah bro you're becoming uncalibrated again. She subtlly refused the meetup then you pushed for a huge compliance with sexuality..err..no
Don't forget the rules, figure out her schedule, then go for the meetup. And there's a whole bunch of stuff in between to make it smooth as pb&j.
You're forcing it here. Take a step back, wait a few days even after seeing what you were doing, then re-engage properly
Her: just for the hell of it righhttt?
Me: beb no ground breaking research
Me: we could change the world
Me: an exploration to see if you're actually a pornstar, or just a big time liar
Her: We can do plenty of exploration
You turned the corner very appropriately there. ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hmm but like jihad said she's with toothless cousin :(
Do you have a car, do you have plans tonight yet?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Dude u scared me, i thought she didnt respond lol
Yay! Good stuff!
Dude u scared me, i thought she didnt respond lol
Yay! Good stuff!
Yes I have a mega huge monster truck and no big plans
I'm with friends till like 9:30 hmm. not sure if I could make that work. It will be too late to seed a legit date where we go somewhere unless it like a super Walmart :p
So be like, "Aight you're just hanging out with your toothless cousin right? I can scoop you guys up later we'll drive around see what's up. Get your cousin some gummy bears that'll keep her busy"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: HAHAHAHA
"She won't need a crash helmet if we bring her out with us right? Let's kick it see where the night takes us. I'm Batman. What bottle should I pick up"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
"She won't need a crash helmet if we bring her out with us right? Let's kick it see where the night takes us. You don't mind I'm Batman, right? What bottle should I pick up"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She feel asleep. She's going to wake up and wet her bed after that texts so I will try and get her out tomorrow. Thanks for the help MW :p I learned a lot from those texts.
She feel asleep. She's going to wake up and wet her bed after that texts so I will try and get her out tomorrow. Thanks for the help MW :p I learned a lot from those texts.
Yeah I'm not happy with this girl one bit lol
The day after I tried to get her out with toothless
Her: (video of her singing looking cute with the dog filter on snapchat)
Me: haha are you a good dog babe?
Her: I can behaveee
Me: mmm nothing better than a lil creature that listens to her master <--poorly calibrated
Me: whats up homie im eating dinner with some friends <---back on track
Her: being lame watching over my cousin still
Me: lol toothless cousin strikes again
Me: Yah know youre a sweetie for taking care of her but I know you just like watching her all fucked up on pain killers
Her: (snapchat of her acting out on pain meds)
Me: lol good luck with her!!! <--not going to try and invite out again
Yesterday (2 days later)
Her: (snap of smoking weed in the morning)
Me: (funny valentines pic Drake and Josh tv show)
Me: lol josh doesnt like you anyways
Me: hows your day treatin yah beb :)
Her: (snapchat of her ass that says "come over" next snapchat is a stick figure behind her with a huge dick LOL and its says "You")
Me: Snapchat of me witha cheeky smile "whats your adress"
Me: You talk a big game but we both know you have pepporoni nipples <--she didn't respond sent this 10 min later
Her: HAHAHAH what
Me: like really you couldnt hande this magical dick hun it would cast a spell on you
Her: (snap chat of her rubbing her huge tits)
Me: Gawd those are sexy
Me: I'd lick those things all over then kiss you on those delicious lips
Me: Grab your hips and pull the lil body close to mine
Her: mmmm okay :) :)
Me: I'd grab that sexy fuckin ass of yours and give you a spanking too
Me: And if you were good I'd introduce you to my lil friend and you could formally introduce yourself
Me: With your mouth
Her: fuckkkk me up omg
Me: fuck it babe im coming over
Her: I'll put my valentines panties on
Me: They better look fuckin hot
Me: Whats your address
Her: (snapchat of her laying bed "bend me over and take pictures from this position"
Me: Sweetie ill take pics of you in any postion I want
Me: Then you can grab the phone and have some fun
Me: lets be real you couldn't handle any of this lil girl <---she didn't respond for 10 min so i sent this
Her: omh shush
Her: Why do you say that
Me: you're a lil cat fishey thats prob not even you
Me: You prob couldnt even give me a boner in person baby cakes :p
Me: Im willing to give you a chance tho
Her: haha how is that not me lmfao you must get like fucked with a lot or something you're always questioning meeeee
Me: hahaha
Me: whatcha up to
Her: cooking for my cousin
Me: ohh toothless LOL youre stillt aking care of her?
Her: unforutnately :(
Me: lol put her to bed and go steal some vday candy with me
Me: You've earned it give her some hot coco and put her to bed
Her: You're evil
Her: stealing cannndy?
Her: But i know everytime Ive left though she flips out :o
Me: ill come in and we can all chill
Me: i'll sweet talk her for yah
Her: she's been an evil bitch on the pain meds (cry laugh emoji)
Me: dont worry doll im a doctor
Me: lets kick it though I jsut finished my work
Me: something casual no presure to leave toothless
I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT LOL. I get it I invited her out like 3 times here, I really thought it was ON. She told me to come over for god sakes, I don't appreciate this shit AT ALL.
It's a full time job with these bishes!!!!