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Me: You're awfully close kitty kat are you stalking me

Her: a little bittt

Me: Hows your day treatin yah

Her: its been alrighttt

Me: I got a few classes cancelled so im chillen hard

Me: just went home to visit my dog

Me: it's fine my dog doesn't like you anyways

Her: hey now

Her: don't be fresh

Me: omg did you get stuck in a cave somewhere!

Her:  Nooo

Me: Thank gawwwd

Me: whats up

Her: being super lazy laying here not wanting to moooveee lol

Me: your butt better not still be in bed

Me: I just finished classes for the day. I was a big nerd today.

Me: pfff it's fine I don't like your haircut anyways

Her: I don't go on this often goof

Me: its takes like 2 seconds dork

Me: plus if your hair and my hair had children they would be SO adorable

Me: Its a match made in heaven

Her: THE CUTEST

Her: what's your nationality? :) you look italian or something

Me: half jewish and canadian poopkin

Her: <3 cutie pieee

Me: lol how bout you beb

Me: I get it youre part alien. I don't judge :P

Her: add me on snapchat ya dork

Me: whats your snapper

Her: (snap)

Me: accept my request pumpkin

Her: I will right now silly

Me: (send snap of me looking gorgous "sup gangsta kitty")

Me: You cat fish!! snap me back

Her: omg i'm babysitting and laying here I look disgsuting come onnnn

Me: typical story from the 400 pounders

Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA is that a fat joke only thing thats fat is dis ass boi

Me: hahaha

Me: well nothing wrong with that I just don't even know if your female at this point

Her: omg I have plenty of pictures to prove

Me: ha!where

Her: (BOOOM ass in panties pic...panties pic...big fat boobies in sexy bra pics...SUPER hot)

Me: Beb I hope thats you but those could tots be google images at this point

Her: Lmfao okay that's me I have the same pink and white bra on right nowwww All of those are me I don't just like catfish people lmfaooo follow me on instagram fagggot i'm not fake

Me: hahahaha ok I'll find yah baby cakes

Me: (find her on insta, appears to be her) Yeah I'd eat you up fo sho

Her: Okaayyy dadddy (devil emoji)

Me: we should rob starbucks together

Me: You use your sexiness to distract and ill take care of business

Her: lmfao sounds like some Harley Quinn shit and baby a starbucks?!!!?

Her: I'll rob a bank with you <---OH GOD my heart

Me: Yah sure you can handle a bank pumpkin butt

Me: You need some elite fitness

Her: omggg lmfaooo

Me: lets do this

Me: batmobile is locked and loaded

Her: okaaayy handsome (kissy emoji)

Me: whatcha doin tuesday afternoon

Her: probbaly nothing at all

Me: I got class at 7 but I can do before or after

Her: probably after

Me: I'm gonna pick you up in the spaceship at like 8:45 but yah can't kid nap me for too long I gotta study after

Her: kisses are involved <---WUT WUT NIGGA WUT

Me: Yah if you behave (kissy face emoji)

Her: And if I don't?

Me: You get spanked

Her: mmm leave your handprint

Me: Yah thats fun

Me: Ill nibble on it too

Her: nibble on my nipples and let me suck your finger (tongue emoji) <--- hmmmmmmmmm

Me: oh baby

Me: Your in (town)?  <--cutting off the sexting don't want to overdue it

Her: (town)

Me: Nice n close i'm in (town)

Her: Gooooodd (devil emoji)

Me: You're distracting me from football

Me: Keep tuesday in mind ms.newbooty

Her: If only I was in front of you right nooooww

Me: Your baby sitting dont be a bad girl

Me: You're

Her: ughh I cant even help it

Me: hold all that cute girlyness in and ill take care of it tuesday

Her: cute girlyness is all fine until you feel how wet I am <----wowzeers

Me: mmmm

Me: ive gotta nerd out for a bit text yah later buhbs

Her: (hour later she send me a video of her sucking her finger captioned "let me suck more than your finger") <---WOAHH she's a pushy one

Me: Not sure if you could handle my cock babe is only for an elite few

Her: I have no gag reflex baby

Me: Ha! we'll see about that

Me: Hope you've got a cute butt too

Her: I sent you a picture dweeb

Me: That's a picture I gotta see that thing in person

Me: It looks delicious tho

Her: nooo problemooo

Me: Nun night hun i'm tired

So this chick obviously wants my cock VERY badly. I wondering if there are any weird red flags here, or I could just be a sexy n' smooth motherfucker. Checked her insta, some strange shit not gonna lie. A picture of a shirt that says "daddy" that is captioned " this shirt says it all." Next, a meme that says "when U get to ur mans vs. when u leave ur mans house" with a chick going from good make up to fucked up make up, captioned "accurate representation of how my weeks been." Third, some picture of a girl getting lightly choked with a finger in the mouth captioned "mooood," Fourth, 5 sec video of her licking a lollipop hahaa. Fifth, a picture of some lingarie. Sixth, a pic of her with some dude from like 3 weeks ago captioned "my two fav things". Lastly, selfie from 6 days ago captioned "bullshit you fuckin miss me." There were some more sexual memes in there too.

This is TOUGH to read. I understand maybe she posted sexual stuff when she had a man, and they recently broke up???...or is she just a straight up naughty girl. OR is this a sexually liberated woman and am I being judgemental?

She is sexy not super duper hot more of the done up type of girl. Her account only has like 350 followers too. Just trying to figure out what her deal is.

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Girls like this really

Girls like this really interest me. The one's that are sexy but never were "mainstream" popular girl sexy, or they got hot out of nowhere. Often times they are not concerned with status and basic white girl stuff but are very unique and seem to really understand how to be a woman and let a man be a man. It makes me feel amazing :)

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those aren't red flags.

those aren't red flags. she's just open about liking sex. good for her. more people should be like this. she's just up to the same thing you are, man.

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Why you wait till Tuesday to

Why you wait till Tuesday to meet up? 

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No problems just good text

No problems just good text game and a girl who knows you're the type she can open up sexually to.

But yeah why wait till Tuesday? Her pet goldfish could injure a gill and then she'll be too sad to meetup. She's cooked now!

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She said she was babysitting

Thanks fuckers!

She said she was babysitting and looked ugly haha and I'm busy with another lady tonight.

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Cool. Just be sure to

Cool. Just be sure to maintain good vibe as well as tension till meetup tomorrow. Minimalist if you can

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Me: Hey baby butt hope you

Me: Hey baby butt hope you behaved today

Me: early night for you granny panties

next day

Her: I fell asleep (crying laughing emoji)

Me: Aw sleepy lil kitten

Me: yah need some warm milk too huh

Her: (crying laughing emoji) probably

Me: (meme of fat cat) dis you? hope youre NOT that hairy

Her: Wtf no (sends bra and panties pic "I look like a fuckin pornstar")

Me: dayum ms.curvykitty

Me: You're very smexy

Me: still down to kick it later tn I just gotta finish some work

Her: What time

Me: 8:45ish ill pick yah up

Me: whats your address babe <----after not responding for 2 hours and getting late

Me: pff yah couldnt handle my batmobile anyways

Her: hold on love ill be home soon

Me: bubs im sorta limited on time tonight I got work to do  <---sent like an hour after her last message 

I am not sure what the fuck happened here. Obviously we are doing the casual thing here and I don't really care but why go ghost like that. I probably should have pushed the sexual tension after the pic. I'll get her out at some point.

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Yeah you're acting shy all of

Yeah you're acting shy all of a sudden. Too late now but when she sent the bra and panty pic you should have recognized the opportunity to qualify the fuck out of her. Be like, "Gonna have to give you a C+ on the pornstar part. [insert_meow_pancake_nipple_sexdisq_line] but blah blah"

Don't go trying to overdo it now, segue into it correctly then make it happen this time. Hopefully she doesn't think you're a faggot already. Ha!

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Right. Never stop gaming. 

Right. Never stop gaming. 

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Meow wrote: Right. Never stop

Meow wrote:
Right. Never stop gaming. 

That's you trying to validate yourself and fill in the blanks again like you always did. Your statement was almost non sequitur. You pussed out. You already knew what to do here, you've done it successfully before, you didn't here. Examine your reasoning and behavior and get to the real root of the matter 

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I was timid because I thought

I was timid because I thought pushing a sexting convo was an overkill, and was afraid to lose.I didn't listen to what you said about maintaining sexual tension.

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RIghto.

RIghto.

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Clearly this girl wanted to

Clearly this girl wanted to take things sexual, and you refused. 

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She sent me a sexy pic for

She sent me a sexy pic for fucks sake! How rude of me not to turn up the heat

Now I am unsure how rengage. I would like to sexually qualify from the beginning but I can't just jump back into this it's gonna have to be softened as said earlier. I want to persue while the interaction is fresh too.

"Hey beb was just glancing through some of those sexy pics, you don't have weird nipples do you?"

"Hey lil miss cat fishey I'm still tryna see that photoshopped booty of yours"

"Hey how do you look in a cat woman suit? It fits tight so weird nipples aren't gonna cut it"

"Hey boo I was lookin for you on pornhub, I see you didnt make the cut"

"You know what's they say about girls with big tits? WEIRD nipples lol" 

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Do you think you're in a

Do you think you're in a sexual place with this girl?

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No probably not. I realize

No probably not. I realize she needs to be warmed back up but I am not sure what will actually catch her attention without a hint of sexualness. 

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No probably not. I realize

No probably not. I realize she needs to be warmed back up but I am not sure what will actually catch her attention without a hint of sexualness.

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There's the real question ;) 

There's the real question ;) 

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Yah it's fine I'll pull

Yah it's fine I'll pull something out my ass here.  It will probably involve unicorns or rainbows.

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Yah it's fine I'll pull

Yah it's fine I'll pull something out my ass here.  It will probably involve unicorns or rainbows.

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Me: Hi ms. tinderella are you

Me: Hi ms. tinderella are you causing this nasty snow storm

Her: I'm the ice queen (flake emoji)

Me: ha! more like a lil snowflake

Me: Get your uggs and fur coat out we wouldn't want your lil white girl butt to freeze

Her: (cry laugh emoji) I already had to shovel

Her: I didn't work out as planned

Me: lol what happened beb

Me: I bet you look like a fat snow man rn :P

Her: lmfaooo fuck im about to get into the bathhh and warm up

Me: lol I bet you wear a bathing suit in there like a loser

Me: with floaties too!

Her: Don't forget my goggles babe!

Me: I'm the king of bubble baths

Me: You're gonna need those goggles

Me: but for reals tho my bubble baths are like the playboy mansion

Me: very exclusive

Hmmmmmmmmm a bit too gamey? She hasn't responded for a while

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Think the first 4 texts were

Think the first 4 texts were okay but then you fell into the same mistakes as before.

Not qualifying her enough and not taking it sexual when she mentioned the bath

And yeah in the end it just sounds like you're trying to provoke a reaction -- which is a total different energy to how you started off with her in the very beginning and a while after that - which I thought was awesome

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*tease *tease *tease. Every

*tease *tease *tease. Every single text is like push push push. I.e. You're fat, you caused the snowstorm, lil snowflake...

Feels like you're trying to regain lost validation with this girl by bringing her down. Yes a bit too gamey. Balance it out.

Here's how I would've handled it...

Me: Hi ms. tinderella are you causing this nasty snow storm

Her: I'm the ice queen (flake emoji)

Me: More like my lil ice princess. This is your daddy speaking, the ice king

Me: Get your uggs and fur coat out we wouldn't want your lil white girl butt to freeze

Her: (cry laugh emoji) I already had to shovel

Her: I didn't work out as planned

Me: lol what happened beb

Me: I bet you look like a fat snow man rn :P

Her: lmfaooo fuck im about to get into the bathhh and warm up

Me: Not without daddy's permission you are. I don't want my lil ice girl melting away

Me: Atleast not until after I wrestle you into the ground and stuff yer pretty face w my snow..balls ;)

Her: OMFG Daddyjih...I mean Meow...you're so fuckin sexy. Fuck me like you're little whore.

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^Don't analyze the txts but

^Don't analyze the txts but the VIBE I set out to create by tweaking your txts a lil.. A nice lil back and forth. Dominant, then endearing, then calling her a fatty and teasing, then turning it up. Bossdaddy comm *purr

Dude you are creative as fuck btw. Use this to your advantage. I'm rooting for uuuuu

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Good stuff Jihad! You're spot

Good stuff Jihad! You're spot on brotha

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Me: Oh shit I hope you didnt

Me: Oh shit I hope you didnt drown rubber ducky

Her: shhh i'm okay

Me: aw thank gawd I wouldn't want my lil ice princess to melt

Me: this is your daddy speaking, the ice king

Her: hmm okay daddy :)

Jihad you're a dirty slutbag

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"unless you're melting all

"unless you're melting all over me sweetie, thats allowed"

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LOL See what I mean? Balance.

LOL

See what I mean? Balance. You were pushing her away but you need to intermingle the two..and you crafted the txts in a great way that fitted your style and place in the convo

Thats a pretty good follow up txt too, i'd send it. Keep  this vibe in mind and do da damn dhang

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LOL See what I mean? Balance.

LOL

See what I mean? Balance. You were pushing her away but you need to intermingle the two..and you crafted the txts in a great way that fitted your style and place in the convo

Thats a pretty good follow up txt too, i'd send it. Keep  this vibe in mind and do da damn dhang

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Lack of logistics tho. You're

Lack of logistics tho. You're going to turn into a sex pen pal dancing monkey

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She didn't respond to that :O

She didn't respond to that :O

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This bitch..how long has it

This bitch..how long has it been?

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Me: What're you up to bunny

Me: What're you up to bunny butt

Me: I just shoveled my spaceship out of the snow

Me: time to get intergalactic in this bitch

Her: Yassss

Me: lets kick it tn

Me: unless youre in bed already

Her: my cousin just got her wisdom teeth out I might be with her

Me: dont worry ms. nurse imma doctor

Her: oh yeaaaaaah (heart face emoji)

Me: Yah honey I know the body well, what makes girlies tick

Me: We should do a full body exam, for science

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^Nah bro you're becoming

^Nah bro you're becoming uncalibrated again. She subtlly refused the meetup then you pushed for a huge compliance with sexuality..err..no

Don't forget the rules, figure out her schedule, then go for the meetup. And there's a whole bunch of stuff in between to make it smooth as pb&j.

You're forcing it here. Take a step back, wait a few days even after seeing what you were doing, then re-engage properly

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Her: just for the hell of it

Her: just for the hell of it righhttt?

Me: beb no ground breaking research 

Me: we could change the world 

Me: an exploration to see if you're actually a pornstar, or just a big time liar 

Her: We can do plenty of exploration 

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You turned the

You turned the corner very appropriately there. ;) 

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Hmm but like jihad said she's

Hmm but like jihad said she's with toothless cousin :(

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Do you have a car, do you

Do you have a car, do you have plans tonight yet? 

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Dude u scared me, i thought

Dude u scared me, i thought she didnt respond lol

Yay! Good stuff!

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Dude u scared me, i thought

Dude u scared me, i thought she didnt respond lol

Yay! Good stuff!

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Yes I am a mega huge monster

Yes I have  a mega huge monster truck and no big plans 

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I'm with friends till like

I'm with friends till like 9:30 hmm. not sure if I could make that work. It will be too late to seed a legit date where we go somewhere unless it like a super Walmart :p

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So be like, "Aight you're

So be like, "Aight you're just hanging out with your toothless cousin right? I can scoop you guys up later we'll drive around see what's up. Get your cousin some gummy bears that'll keep her busy"

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Her: HAHAHAHA

Her: HAHAHAHA

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"She won't need a crash

"She won't need a crash helmet if we bring her out with us right? Let's kick it see where the night takes us. I'm Batman. What bottle should I pick up" 

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"She won't need a crash

"She won't need a crash helmet if we bring her out with us right? Let's kick it see where the night takes us. You don't mind I'm Batman, right? What bottle should I pick up" 

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She feel asleep. She's going

She feel asleep. She's going to wake up and wet her bed after that texts so I will try and get her out tomorrow. Thanks for the help MW :p I learned a lot from those texts. 

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She feel asleep. She's going

She feel asleep. She's going to wake up and wet her bed after that texts so I will try and get her out tomorrow. Thanks for the help MW :p I learned a lot from those texts. 

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Yeah I'm not happy with this

Yeah I'm not happy with this girl one bit lol

The day after I tried to get her out with toothless

Her: (video of her singing looking cute with the dog filter on snapchat)

Me: haha are you a good dog babe?

Her: I can behaveee

Me: mmm nothing better than a lil creature that listens to her master <--poorly calibrated

Me: whats up homie im eating dinner with some friends <---back on track

Her: being lame watching over my cousin still

Me: lol toothless cousin strikes again

Me: Yah know youre a sweetie for taking care of her but I know you just like watching her all fucked up on pain killers

Her: (snapchat of her acting out on pain meds)

Me: lol good luck with her!!! <--not going to try and invite out again

Yesterday (2 days later)

Her: (snap of smoking weed in the morning)

Me: (funny valentines pic Drake and Josh tv show)

Me: lol josh doesnt like you anyways

Me: hows your day treatin yah beb :)

Her: (snapchat of her ass that says "come over" next snapchat is a stick figure behind her with a huge dick LOL and its says "You")

Me: Snapchat of me witha cheeky smile "whats your adress"

Me: You talk a big game but we both know you have pepporoni nipples <--she didn't respond sent this 10 min later

Her: HAHAHAH what

Me: like really you couldnt hande this magical dick hun it would cast a spell on you

Her: (snap chat of her rubbing her huge tits)

Me: Gawd those are sexy

Me: I'd lick those things all over then kiss you on those delicious lips

Me: Grab your hips and pull the lil body close to mine

Her: mmmm okay :) :)

Me: I'd grab that sexy fuckin ass of yours and give you a spanking too

Me: And if you were good I'd introduce you to my lil friend and you could formally introduce yourself

Me: With your mouth

Her: fuckkkk me up omg

Me: fuck it babe im coming over

Her: I'll put my valentines panties on

Me: They better look fuckin hot

Me: Whats your address

Her: (snapchat of her laying bed "bend me over and take pictures from this position"

Me: Sweetie ill take pics of you in any postion I want

Me: Then you can grab the phone and have some fun

Me: lets be real you couldn't handle any of this lil girl <---she didn't respond for 10 min so i sent this

Her: omh shush

Her: Why do you say that

Me: you're a lil cat fishey thats prob not even you

Me: You prob couldnt even give me a boner in person baby cakes :p

Me: Im willing to give you a chance tho

Her: haha how is that not me lmfao you must get like fucked with a lot or something you're always questioning meeeee

Me: hahaha 

Me: whatcha up to

Her: cooking for my cousin

Me: ohh toothless LOL youre stillt aking care of her?

Her: unforutnately :(

Me: lol put her to bed and go steal some vday candy with me

Me: You've earned it give her some hot coco and put her to bed

Her: You're evil

Her: stealing cannndy?

Her: But i know everytime Ive left though she flips out :o

Me: ill come in and we can all chill

Me: i'll sweet talk her for yah

Her: she's been an evil bitch on the pain meds (cry laugh emoji)

Me: dont worry doll im a doctor

Me: lets kick it though I jsut finished my work 

Me: something casual no presure to leave toothless

I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT LOL. I get it I invited her out like 3 times here, I really thought it was ON. She told me to come over for god sakes, I don't appreciate this shit AT ALL.

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It's a full time job with

It's a full time job with these bishes!!!!