Christian girls confuse me
I've known this girl for a few months. She seems really inexperienced and unsocialized. She's kindof a "good lil christian girl." She was in a relationship from 16 to 23 (7 years) and then I met her and we made out. But never got her in the sack and got distracted with other girls. Then she started dating this really chodey guy. Broke up with him about a month later. So I decided to re-engage her.
Me: I made you look at your phone... looks like I got you under control
Her: lol
Me: [Picture of my arm]
Me: donating blood right now heheh. It's taking FOREVER.
Me: I had a wierd dream last night that I had a transmission for your car and in exchange you were teaching me how to be a ninja
Her: That's kool. I want to donate. I have to lie about my weight haha
Her: No way! lmao
Me: You know were ppl who lie about their weight go right?
Her: To the gym?
Me: lol to the place where LIARS GO. Liar liar pants on fire
Me: Unless you say your "hell mary's" <--I had joked around with her previously about her bad behavior like I was a priest and she had to confess her sins, she has a bit of a southern accent and said, "and say my 'heyull mary's?" "Hell Mary's?! Thats offensive."
Her: I don't get. Jenny Creg no t Mary <--WTF?
Me: You don't remember "say ur hell mary's?"
Me: Wtvr... just gonna go and make fun of my religious upbringing and pretend it never happened huh? This means war. Thumb war to be exact. When I see you again I'm gonna beat ur ass
Her: No I don't remember. I do remember the water in the fountain joke haha
Me: ? I don't remember that. lol. Did you ever get your own apartment? <--she lives with her mom
Her: No not yet. I'm working on gerring a house instead
Her: getting
Me: Yeah apartments are stupid. I can't stand em. Same rent you can get a room in a house and not deal with the BS.
Her: Too many rules I can't follow :). I know... It's not that bad tho. Nothing I can't handle
Me: psh. You just want a pool so you can get in your bikini and seduce boys :)
Her: You caught me xp
Me: [a few days later] You ever figure out your tranny problem kiddo?
Her: Yes I did thabk you. I called the num u gave me they didn't call back
Me: Naw I remember you said that. I didn't know if you got it fixed or not. I get a 20% discount on stuff like that is whyim askin
Her: I did. $830 later. Nice.
Me: Ouch. Bet that took a chunk out of your shoe fund ;)
Her: Lol! It did
Me: We could shave your head and tell people you're a cancer patient to get them to raise money for you to recoup your losses
Her: That is brilliant! To bad I already attempted that in the 6th grade
Me: The REAL reason you went to jail finally comes out
Me: I can see you all bald and sad in a jail cell. And they're like hey watcha in for baldy? Fraud
Me: all joking aside your hair is almost as beautiful as my beard... and thats a bold statement
Her: Knowing my luck they all will think I'm a lesbian too <--HUH?!
LOL!
Me: Wait. You're not a lesbian?
Her: Lol... why should I be!
Her: ?
Me: You kiss like a lesbian
Her: lol. ah... must b a lasbian
Me: I'll never judge you :) ...but just so you know, I'll always be trying to make you straight. I'll pull you up tight against me, slowly slide my hand up your back, and kiss your neck until you get tingles
Her: lol
Her: that would probably work
This is making me feel really clunky. Like there's no chemistry going on. Any suggestions? Should I keep up with taking it sexual or back off from that?
Just take it further. What do you have to lose?
"Pick you up and wrap your sexy legs around me. Set you down on the counter and trace your neck with my breath making you moan slowly..."
... grabbing you by the hair just above your neck, reaching around the small of your back, pressing you against the wall... Would you want me to kiss you?
i think you're good here, she's trying to flirt
btw.. Did you ever figure out your tranny problem, kiddo?
Love it! Go big or go home.
Me: Pick you up and wrap your sexy legs around me, put you against the wall and tease your neck with my warm breaths...
btw.. Did you ever figure out your tranny problem, kiddo?
HA! OHmygawd I know! I was like, I'm gonna catch SO MUCH shit for that.
I like to throw a ..... (Question)? At the end, I find it engages her
Did you have a sex change Infinity?
Edit: Classic Infinity.
Did you have a sex change Infinity?Edit: Classic Infinity.
I do the "poor man's sex change" and pull my dick from behind, tuck it between my cheeks and flex. You'd be surprised how having a dick in the crack of your ass makes you walk, talk and act just like a girl!
Her: you you you
Dude why you trying to conquer the world thru text?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I don't know man. The main reason I posted was because it looked like it would go toward sexting. And I'm super inexperienced with it. My text-game in general isn't a miracle to behold either. I try not to rely on my text game too heavily. But in these cases where I'm not able to bring my in-person game to bear, I crash and burn HAHA. Maybe my targeting system is outa whack. But yeah, I decided this girl is fuckin with me.
Her: you you you
Me: I know. I used to pee my pants in 1st grade cuz I couldn't hold it and my mom made me wear Pull-Ups to school... Really messed me up.
Her: Huh? lol
Me: Huh? urself wonkytonk
Yeah that's fine but why aren't you trying to meet up with this girl?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mainly cuz, like I said, I met her. We made out. Texted a bit. Then she decided to date that dude for a month. So I'm trying to re-establish here.
No I'm saying, go for a meetup dude.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sexting is easier then you think but I agree with MW, why do it if you can meet up with her and fuck her in person. I've always found sex in real life is way better then tapping my fingers on a phone.
Plus christians give great head. When they confess their sins they want to make sure they're confessing for a reason. So give her a reason infinity, don't make her confess about swearing again, she's over it. Help the poor girl out