Coffee bean hottie

this girl's hot.  and it was so on in person...  one random fucking text and I lost her.  Wonder if I have a prayer of recovering this one.  What a waste of good pussy

Hey Desh I'm curious...what was your goal with the "Me - 11 mins later: Here's something random... I love dancing" text?  Were you trying to get a response like "haha I love dancing too!"?

was just being silly...  saying whatever I was thinking.  works better in person obviously

You need to read this article immediately.. and then critique your own text convos.

http://manwhore.org/how-to-text-a-girl-you-like/

Me: Hey, I know worked sucked for you the last time we.spoke. how's work? Find a way.to make it fun?

That's a solid text, whether she responds or not, she'll read that and dig it, and she will definitely be more open to starting back up with you. 

Same goes for when a girl goes incognito and you leave her a cool voice message.. it gets her back in touch with who you are as a person, makes her remember why she liked you in the first place. 

That first chunk of text: Woh

As for voicemails: HOLY SHITBALLS- this stuff is GOLLD.... I use it with almost every single number I have now... it's on autopilot at this point. I just do it whene I have the time, like I'll be walking down the street with my buddies, look through my phone, realize I haven't gotten a response in a week or so from some chick I forgot about, drop her a quick voicemail, shoot her a text a couple hours later and VOILA you will have a response. 

Other good times to check for stale numbers that you forgot about: 

1. Taking a shit

2. In the subway

Leaving a voicemail while you're taking a shit is always pretty solid. I feel that the release I get from my shit makes me feel really good and I have a little less "neediness" when I'm leaving the vm.

Learn to start droppin voicemails on ALL your #'s

Hey BG, do you flush during the VM?

thx guys... wha's a good voicemail?

and what is good timing?  I have a good feel for when to send texts.  When to call and leave a voicemail.

said hi country girl because this one just got back from country thunder when I started texting her.  So, I know she's a little bit country.  She's in college at SCC which is far from her home in Peoria.  Peoria is a ghetto place to live so I think that's why she drives 45 minutes to go to school when she just as easily could go to GCC which is probably a 10 minute drive for her.  SCC is a higher quality education, but man, GCC is good and it's just 2 year college.  I'm sure she will get her bacholer's degree from the college she really wants to wind up graduating from.

her "oh, hey there!" is probably because she really enjoyed our interaction and thinks I have potential.  Probably a maybe at this point.  At least she wants to get together and see what happens.  She thinks I'm fun and funny and was really glad to see me in person...  Until I said that stupid crap about I like dancing...  Then I think I became a wierdo to her.  Not sure if I can make this one up.  I'll have to send her a VM and texts at random times to see if I can get her out.

Not sure when to stop texting.  I know I'll stop if she mention says anything like stop texting me.  Other than that, I'll patiently persist.

Obviously but I'll take the phone and put it next to the toilet so she can hear it more clearly.  

Yeah I've got a recording of a vm I left years ago where I flushed the toilet in the middle of the call. Was stellar. She called me back laughing hysterically