Coffee girl
Met this girl at the coffee shop, seen her around lots since. I got her number once and fucked it up I guess, probably just thru bad texting a year or so ago. Started seeing her around again, she's friendly, gave me her number again last nite. Kinda tried to make it work last nite but my game was off.
Here's the texts, new ones starting from last nite. I know its just getting started but the wrong shit keeps coming to mind lol
Last nite between the lounge and the club
me: Jack ;)
her: Thanks! We are at the show now
Saw her a couple times, had my arm around her a bit but my game was dogshit last nite. We both got distracted
today
me: hey muppet, I hope you had fun last nite. I couldn't really get into it, maybe because I don't have a Mohawk
her: a muppet for sure this morning!
I actually thought of sending "if you were a muppet you'd be animal" what a dick. I'm all fucked up on no booze right now, somebody straighten me out
Or you just take the high road. "If I were a muppet I'd be animal. You'd be elmo"
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Me: if I were a muppet I'd be animal. You'd be Elmo
no reply, she made my coffee yesterday and was sweet and chatty. She's normally shy, I think I caught her checking me out while I was ordering lol.
So that eve
me: Walmart greeters never greet me.. What is with that?! They have one job!
(I have a lot of success with that re engage, such an easy setup)
her: haha, you should mention it to them next time. Might just be you? I think I usually get a greeting
me: Right I should run to the manager and complain that nobody said hi to me lol. Maybe he'd give me a lollipop
me: they probably think I have rabies or something
her: a lollipop could be worth it
me: maybe if it was grape
me: wait a minute, they actually greet you? What's wrong with me?
her: hahaha ya mostly. Unless I'm b lining it to get what I'm there for, which is often.
me: next time I go there I'm going to attack the first blue vest I see
me: I'll chase them around the store if I have to
Me: they will greet me
Her: I really hope I'm around the next time you shop at Walmart
me: no you don't, it will not be pretty
her: is there anything pretty at Walmart? Nope, still hope to be there to witness
me: ok but I'll wear my Cinderella costume.. That way there will be something pretty
her: hahaha, yes I fully support that!
Me: what are you going to go as?
her: oh no no. I'll just be an innocent bystander who happened to get it all on film
me: who happens to be dressed as a teletubbi?
her: absolutely not. Pinocchio, maybe.
me: ok at least you're willing to be reasonable.. Lets hang out and discuss it further, whatsup later this week?
her: work, dinners and birthdays mostly. What were you thinking?
(normally my go-to is "grab a drink" but I had just told her that I'm taking a break from drinking so I had a moment of being stumped here lol.)
me: well as I said earlier I'm in non drinking mode lol. How about tea, maybe a bite or figure something out
(terrible. A few minutes go by of silence and me dissatisfied with that text so I went back to ol' reliable)
me: or ice cream lol. Oh shit I haven't done that yet
her: ya sure. Would probably have to be next week though if that works for you
me: ok cool that might actually be better ;)
Geezuz, it has funny moments. Didn't get sexual at all. I think the main problem I have here is that this girl is really fucking cute and I like her. I go into "play it safe" mode.
Ill contrast this by posting another convo with a girl I don't feel as much attraction to..
Today
me: fell off the wagon and had drinks on the boat yesterday! Totally worth it :) how's your weekend
Her: sounds like a valid excuse to fall of the wagon. My weekend has been lovely, lots of sun. Heading out to go play some golf for free. Haven't swung a golf club for about ten years, yikes.
i have got to get off this friendly-vibe play it safe conversation style I've adopted with these hot girls. My brain is not cooperating right now.
Last eve
Me: yea I haven't golfed in at least as long either. 'Use-it-or-lose-it' or 'like riding a bike'?
uhm what?! I was tired and hungover.. That text wasn't written my me, that was someone else
this eve
me: good god its a dog rodeo over here
her: haha over where?
Me: My place, that's where the cool dogs are hanging out, sniffing butts
Me: shitting
her: sounds like quite the dog rodeo
Me: speaking of dog rodeos, how was golf?
her: hahaha, yes total dog rodeo! It was a blast, was shit at it, but so much fun!
me: whatsup this week? Lets have dinner, I cook
her: have dinner plans tomorrow night otherwise no plans for the rest of the week
me: ok sweet lets do thursday
her: ok sounds good
ok I'm gonna BBQ up some kabobs, light a fire in the pit on the back porch and close this one. I'm gonna close the other little hottie too. All on my own if I have too lol. I've painted myself into a corner and I'm just gonna fuck my way out