Colombian chick

Here is a text conversation that has not gone so well but could possibly recuperated. So I meet this 21 year old 5 ft. Colombian girl at the bar near campus. She is very beautiful with glowing dark hair. I approach her and her friend by myself and we talk. I pay attention to both but am focusing more on the girl I want. I told her I was Italian and Brazilian which was a lie, Im actually Palestinian and German. 60% of the time I find girls to have a great reaction to my saying Im Italian and Brazilian. I've even been able to make out with girls or have a girl tell her friend to kiss me right after saying this. Anyway the Colombian girl (Jennifer) was pretty unreactive to it. As conversation goes on with both girls I start to ask Jennifer where she is from. Telling her how strange it is she lives out in Amish country and that its probably a drug front for Colombian drug cartel. I told her I would have the Indiana police here in a heartbeat if I find out her and her family are shipping in Cocaine. She says she loves coffee I tell her because she puts coke in it blah blah blah. She also has on these boots thatgo up to her knees and leggings that go past her knees. I slip my finger underneath the leggings and feel the lining, she didnt stop me. Then I told her they look like knee braces. When her friend got up to go get drinks I got her number with no obstacles. My friends leave to another bar and I was gonna go home but I wanted to stick around and hang out with these girls some more and I did. About a half hour later another girl text me and I left to go and meet up with her. Here goes the text conversation...

Me: (2:04 am same night we met) Heyy it's Stu. Hope you made it home safe.
Jenn: (2:16 am) Awe I did, thanks. I hope you made it home safely as well.
Me: (Next day 10:39am) I made it home safe:) I did not make it to cafe ammadeiuesiueses however. (She works at a cafe where I have public speaking classes every other wednesday at 7:00 am and I can never pronounce Cafe Amadeus correctly. We were talking about this the night before.)
Me: (6:35 pm) Yo girl. Tell me about your Colombian coffee this morning. No sugar all cocaine. Just the way you like it:) your brazilian friend won't tell anyone:-)
Jenn: (5 minutes later) Hahaha, right...
Me: (6:49 pm) What? U don't care if I tell the Indiana police? Dialing
Jenn: (2 minutes later) Ha
Me: (7:05pm) How was work this morning?
Jenn: It was alright, just like any other day
Me: (7:22 pm) Were you hungover?
Jenn: Haha no, I only had like 5 drafts
Me: How'd you get home? Did you call nipples? (THere is a wierd guy around here in a van that gives people rides. Everyone calls him nips. I call him nipples.)
Jenn: Haha no I walked home
Me: (8:07pm) How did your knee braces hold up?
Jenn: (8:42pm) Ha, just fine thanks
Me: Good, ;) I just had ribs for dinner...soo good
Jenn: Better than cookies? (I told her the night before how I had nothing but chocolate chip cookies for dinner the night before and passed out for 11 hours immediately afterwards..true story)
Me: (9:00 pm) Lol I forgot I told you guys that.
Jenn: Ha yeah
Me: (9:25 pm)Did you fall in love with the idea of cookies for dinner?
Jenn: No that doesnt sound very satisfying lol
Me: Whatevs, lol. We all have to splurge sometime. It was exhilarating
Me: I slept for so long right after that last cookie. Pretty much a perfect night but it was a disgusting feeling in the morning.
Jenn: I bet lol
Me: Ur boring
Jenn: Lol sorry. I'm about to go to bed, I have alot to do tomorrow.
Me: Me too. I'll text ya another time. Maybe tomorrow idk. Good night
Me: (Next day 9:50 pm) Heyy. What you up to?
Jenn: Hi. I'm just packing. You?
Me: Going back to Colombia? Do I need to call a search team?
Jenn: No, just going back to Amish country...
Me: Well Id forgotten that part about your life.
Me: (10:21pm) When you comin back?
Jenn: Monday
Me: (10:39 pm) Ok well lets get together sometime next week. Sound good?
Jenn: Ok sounds good
Me: (next day 1:39 pm) Heyy. SOrry I passed put last night. Wanna do Tuesday again? My friend and I always have a man date on tuesday nights.
Me: Your welcome to come:) Bring a friend if you like
Jenn: (3:14 pm) ALright will do
Me: Lol what you up to today? Making fun of Amish people?
Jenn: What lol why would I make fun of Amish people
Me: Because their so innocent and Amish.
Me: (2 days later) Hey. How was ur weekend?
Me: (Next day the day we are supposed to meet up) ?
Me: Still alive?