Costa Rican Hairdresser

Met this girl after finishing up some volunteering early. She was outside taking a break from hairdresser school and we chatted for a bit. She seemed pretty interested and for some reason it was one of those convos where I was super over the top cocky funny, in an almost satirical way. I continued doing that in the txt convo too. Probably too much.
 
Me: WanderingSoul
Me: Nice meeting you. You’re def the slowest coke drinker ever, lk granny status
Her: [laughing/crying emoji] nice meeting you to lol
Me: Girl, bet you still drinkin that coke
Me: How was the day? Anyone move their head on accident
Her: Lol
Her: And my day was fine wby?
Me: No ground was gained w that response, let me try and pick up the slack for yah dork ;)
Me: I had an awesome  day!!! Read about how chiropractors suck(part of my neurology research) and am saving books/the world at the library
[took this from a Bateman post, although this girl wasn’t responsive to it, perhaps it’s just  a different scenario, maybe she wasn’t hooked in enough at that point]
No response
 
Next day
Me: some Ryan Gosling meme thing
Her: Lol your silly!
Me: Ugh, you forgot dreamy and modest
Her: Wow…Lol
Me: You’re totally drawing hearts around my name in your notebook ahora mismo
Her: Your mad conceited, [some disapproval face emoji]
Me: I’m a product of divorce culture. My bad ;) so whatcha up to
Her: What does that mean??
Me: …What are you doing right now?
Me: I’m chillin w a bud from high school right now
Her: Nothing chillan with my home girl..What does divorce culture mean?
Me: That I get care packages w shit skittles instead of m&m’s
Me: …you’re very curious about this
Her: Lol yes like I didn’t get what it meant I still don’t lol
Me: I wouldn’t about it
Me: And no worries, they just drained the lake so I stopping looking at my reflection
Her: Wow!
Me: Hope you know I joking btw, arrogance is almost why I didn’t for my career path
Me: Enough arrogant assholes there already
Her: True!
Her: I think your joking?? Hmm idk
Me: Trust me , I am
Me: What’s your sched this wk? Gotta get you outta hairdresser land
[ I needed to play this out more, instead of going for the meetup right after semi-getting her approval]
 
No response
Next day
Me: Class was amazing today…[insert meme about falling asleep in class]
Her: Lol I’m sleepy!
Me: Pssh, what a newb ;)
Me: Whatcha get up to today?
Me: I watched game of thrones and played w my friends dog, soooo awesome
 
I figure, I’ll leave a voicemail tomorrow and re-engage. I was thinking of re-engaging her w AP_Grappler’s Bill Clinton, When are you free, North Korea meme thing, but that would just be repeating the above mistake again.