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couple one-liners (these aren't all zingggers per se)

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"I want you spread open like an easel with a canvas begging for art"

"Babe i'm music and you got your ears cut off"

"Women like you drown oceans"  

missing me will remove you so far from yourself the longing will make a ghost out of you

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I know I'm on this bandwaggon

I know I'm on this bandwaggon SUPER late, but holy shit. 50 shades of grey has SO MANY lines you can pull out and adjust to be AWESOME one-liners. EPIC

'I suppose even a pain in the ass needs to feel protected every now and then ; )" - lotta ways to use something like this

"Yes, I'm rich. Get used to it" (replace "rich" with whatever the fuck you want.... "Yes I'm 22. Get used to it")

"Hearts and flowers—that's not who I am."

"This is all I know, too. Perhaps together we can chart a new course.”

“Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”

“Well, I thought I should come and remind you how nice it was knowing me.” 

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these look nice man. when is

these look nice man. when is the best time to use a "zinger"?

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"Laters, baby" "I don't know

"Laters, baby"

"I don't know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you"

"I'd like to bite that lip"'

"You will not be able to see me or hear me. But you'll be able to feel me"

"Do you want a regular vanilla relationship  with no kinky fuckery at all?"

"I want you sore, baby"

"I want you to want to please me"

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crimsonchin wrote: these look

crimsonchin wrote:
these look nice man. when is the best time to use a "zinger"?

lolwut? Idk how to answer that question. I guess you just gotta feel the moment and recognzie when the situation fits one of these.  

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pottedflowers

pottedflowers wrote:
crimsonchin wrote:
these look nice man. when is the best time to use a "zinger"?

lolwut? Idk how to answer that question. I guess you just gotta feel the moment and recognzie when the situation fits one of these.  

lol ok I feel ya I was just a lil confused on what you were writing up here 

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truu nah, yeah I mean, some

truu

nah, yeah I mean, some of these you gotta make sure you're at a certain stage to use em' or like you don't want to tell a girl that she drowns oceans if she's like not invested in you at all... just basic "common sense" stuff, but other than that I think there's just so many ways you can use this stuff