Crazy Hip Hop party FR
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 13:38
Ye, so my brother was promoting at an exclusive top spot in London last night where a VIP after party was being held for the rapper, A$AP Rocky. This nigga is hella chill and puts out sikk music, i'm talkin fiya lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob3ktDxAjWI&feature=relmfu
So all the hoes were crowding round him in the VIP - I had my sis and my bro around at certain times, so it felt slightly awkward to approach. Once they were missin from my field of vision i got to steppin ESPECIALLY on the hoes who were on this rapper's dick like it was the 4th of July.
Stopped one hottie - amazing ass and tittays, nice face, 6'1 in heels cause i love girls who are taller than me. I ask her where the hell she is going, and say she isn't getting thru to the star (who's inches away from us). I tell her i'm A$AP [insert real name] and demand to know who she is. We hi5 lol her bitch friend intervenes and is all like "you shouldn't be talkin to him" probably cause they want A$AP to notice them. I try calibrate to the friend but i don't think she hears. Before my girl leaves to get a drink, i rip her my way and say that i know her friend hates me, so put your number in while she isn't looking, we can't talk right now cause its really loud. She says that i got the same name as her EX, i say fuck him he's history! Her friend takes her away to the bar, never to be seen again while i do my thing for the night
I text this girl once the night ends "get home safe and take care - [name]"
Her: Who is this ?
40 minutes later
Me: Oh come on girl...black dude, cap and glasses. Lookin swagalicious
No reply, maybe asleep or perhaps she didn't like the text. Anyway, time to call in the big arms for some amazing ass text game. Where are u MANWHORE AND CO??
I'm thinking about sending her: "Yo girl we spoke for like 5 minutes and I think we had a connection...cause we both wanted to slap bitches out the way and snap a gangsta pic with A$AP ;b"
Thoughts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob3ktDxAjWI&feature=relmfu
So all the hoes were crowding round him in the VIP - I had my sis and my bro around at certain times, so it felt slightly awkward to approach. Once they were missin from my field of vision i got to steppin ESPECIALLY on the hoes who were on this rapper's dick like it was the 4th of July.
Stopped one hottie - amazing ass and tittays, nice face, 6'1 in heels cause i love girls who are taller than me. I ask her where the hell she is going, and say she isn't getting thru to the star (who's inches away from us). I tell her i'm A$AP [insert real name] and demand to know who she is. We hi5 lol her bitch friend intervenes and is all like "you shouldn't be talkin to him" probably cause they want A$AP to notice them. I try calibrate to the friend but i don't think she hears. Before my girl leaves to get a drink, i rip her my way and say that i know her friend hates me, so put your number in while she isn't looking, we can't talk right now cause its really loud. She says that i got the same name as her EX, i say fuck him he's history! Her friend takes her away to the bar, never to be seen again while i do my thing for the night
I text this girl once the night ends "get home safe and take care - [name]"
Her: Who is this ?
40 minutes later
Me: Oh come on girl...black dude, cap and glasses. Lookin swagalicious
No reply, maybe asleep or perhaps she didn't like the text. Anyway, time to call in the big arms for some amazing ass text game. Where are u MANWHORE AND CO??
I'm thinking about sending her: "Yo girl we spoke for like 5 minutes and I think we had a connection...cause we both wanted to slap bitches out the way and snap a gangsta pic with A$AP ;b"
Thoughts?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 17:45
#1
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
I liked the "I know your friend hates me so put your number in my phone while she isn't looking"
sucks to have got "who is this" though. You probably didnt have a solid enough interaction, I never remember names so you can't expect girls to remember them too, make sure she knows it
sucks to have got "who is this" though. You probably didnt have a solid enough interaction, I never remember names so you can't expect girls to remember them too, make sure she knows it
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 17:52
#2
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
Sick-Cunt;635.4635;50 wrote:
I liked the "I know your friend hates me so put your number in my phone while she isn't looking"
sucks to have got "who is this" though. You probably didnt have a solid enough interaction, I never remember names so you can't expect girls to remember them too, make sure she knows it
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Yeah, I should've grilled her first by asking if she's drunk, and seeded a meetup. What i did was solid in 5 minutes, but the venue was too hectic for any of that shit to get remembered, especially if you're a HB9 who's bound to get drunk later in the night...also, im sure A$AP pulled her into his van full of groupies at the end lol fml
i sent her the "Yo honestly we spoke for like 5 mins but i think we had a deep connection...coz we both wanted to slap bitches outta the way to snap a pic with A$AP ;b" - if she fucked that rap star then this text is moot.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 22:28
#3
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Gogo:
Lol oh gawd this is fantastic.
Fucking uggh at the fact girls would be the PLAYTOY of some dude that will give them a dick face-slapping and never talk to them again. Derp
At least I'm nice to them first.
So you never want to refer to how little time you had with her because that's a display of low value. E.g. a high value guy would not even CONSIDER the fact he only had 30 seconds with a girl because he's the shit and she better know what's up and get on board. You say something like that you're shooting yourself in the foot so don't do it. Besides you ARE the shit there's no reason to do that.
I would send her a pic of you doing something awesome. Read thru the text convos on here, I'm TRYING to get a user thread search option on here but drupal is currently sucking it hard.
Get home safe and take care is weak sauce. Oh come on girl in response to her 'who is this' isn't solid either. Your "serious" response was a bit weak you wanted to go over the top with it. She doesn't have time for regular convo she's trying to get her starfuck on
Lol oh gawd this is fantastic.
Fucking uggh at the fact girls would be the PLAYTOY of some dude that will give them a dick face-slapping and never talk to them again. Derp
At least I'm nice to them first.
So you never want to refer to how little time you had with her because that's a display of low value. E.g. a high value guy would not even CONSIDER the fact he only had 30 seconds with a girl because he's the shit and she better know what's up and get on board. You say something like that you're shooting yourself in the foot so don't do it. Besides you ARE the shit there's no reason to do that.
I would send her a pic of you doing something awesome. Read thru the text convos on here, I'm TRYING to get a user thread search option on here but drupal is currently sucking it hard.
Get home safe and take care is weak sauce. Oh come on girl in response to her 'who is this' isn't solid either. Your "serious" response was a bit weak you wanted to go over the top with it. She doesn't have time for regular convo she's trying to get her starfuck on
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Wed, 06/06/2012 - 23:19
#4
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Manwhore:
Ye, my sis was there too, thank god she didn't get turned into another statistic and got pulled into that van.
I gotta pic with me and my bass guitar, looking obnoxious in a white wifebeater and smirking. Maybe i could tag it as "I'm auditioning. Try join the band biatcch!!"
Thoughts?
Ye, my sis was there too, thank god she didn't get turned into another statistic and got pulled into that van.
I gotta pic with me and my bass guitar, looking obnoxious in a white wifebeater and smirking. Maybe i could tag it as "I'm auditioning. Try join the band biatcch!!"
Thoughts?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 23:24
#5
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Gogo:
You want something a bit more offhand otherwise you come off try-hard. Let the pic speak for itself. She'll fill in the blanks
You want something a bit more offhand otherwise you come off try-hard. Let the pic speak for itself. She'll fill in the blanks
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Wed, 06/06/2012 - 23:40
#6
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Manwhore:
damn, looks like i got to start cherishing random moments more often; all i've got is pictures with me with girls on my phone.
what d'ya reckon if i just send the bass guitar pic without giving it a tagline? I haven't got any ideas for anything else to be honest
damn, looks like i got to start cherishing random moments more often; all i've got is pictures with me with girls on my phone.
what d'ya reckon if i just send the bass guitar pic without giving it a tagline? I haven't got any ideas for anything else to be honest
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:17
#7
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Gogo:
ye, umm. Sent her the 'guitar' picture. No reply. So 7 hours i write
"Yo!! I sent you a picture. You've probably been masturbating over it for hours now. I understand coz blacks with guitars go well like ice cream with sex and the city ;b But seriously...it's impolite not to respond girl"
- not the best text. I came across butthurt at the end; i tried to apply some social pressure on her there, but...it was gay lol i'm much better at giving others advice on how to text than actually doing it myself
ye, umm. Sent her the 'guitar' picture. No reply. So 7 hours i write
"Yo!! I sent you a picture. You've probably been masturbating over it for hours now. I understand coz blacks with guitars go well like ice cream with sex and the city ;b But seriously...it's impolite not to respond girl"
- not the best text. I came across butthurt at the end; i tried to apply some social pressure on her there, but...it was gay lol i'm much better at giving others advice on how to text than actually doing it myself
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:32
#8
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Gogo:
I just spent half an hour with a client going over their pictures and creating captions with them to send over text. Money as fuck.
Go thru your Facebook or your gallery pictures and pick some good ones where you look hilariously awesome and write captions then start sending them. Have about 4 or so in your phone that you can belt out to reengage or add extra spice to get that meetup.
I just spent half an hour with a client going over their pictures and creating captions with them to send over text. Money as fuck.
Go thru your Facebook or your gallery pictures and pick some good ones where you look hilariously awesome and write captions then start sending them. Have about 4 or so in your phone that you can belt out to reengage or add extra spice to get that meetup.
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Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:49
#9
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Manwhore:
lol so she finally started responding after i pissed her off long enough. I texted her "Invite me over"
she wrote back "BRUV (which means bro) seriously stop texting me, i'm not interested in you, or ill block your number"
Me: I'm shit at texting lol but you don't have to make me cry
Her: Bruv i'm gonna block your number
I was kinda put off the minute i saw her text 'bruv'. Too chavvy. No appeal.
Do you ever get back in after situations like this MW?
lol so she finally started responding after i pissed her off long enough. I texted her "Invite me over"
she wrote back "BRUV (which means bro) seriously stop texting me, i'm not interested in you, or ill block your number"
Me: I'm shit at texting lol but you don't have to make me cry
Her: Bruv i'm gonna block your number
I was kinda put off the minute i saw her text 'bruv'. Too chavvy. No appeal.
Do you ever get back in after situations like this MW?
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:57
#10
Re: Crazy Hip Hop party FR
@Gogo:
Sure but Id probably make this bitch feel a little bit of a sting. And it's hard to describe but dont like.. validate her shit and put her on a pedestal by saying your text game is bad. Youve basically said she's right for talking down on you and you deserve it. Then you ask her not to make you cry?? Lol.
I'd be like.. "look chickenhead. You're lucky I even bothered talking to you after you got on that bus and let those "bruv's" abuse you like a piece of nothing and get dicks bounced off your head. Seriously.. youre talking to someone way above your paygrade. Anyways, peace and love, but you wont get any from me."
Sure but Id probably make this bitch feel a little bit of a sting. And it's hard to describe but dont like.. validate her shit and put her on a pedestal by saying your text game is bad. Youve basically said she's right for talking down on you and you deserve it. Then you ask her not to make you cry?? Lol.
I'd be like.. "look chickenhead. You're lucky I even bothered talking to you after you got on that bus and let those "bruv's" abuse you like a piece of nothing and get dicks bounced off your head. Seriously.. youre talking to someone way above your paygrade. Anyways, peace and love, but you wont get any from me."
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