Critique this. Snowbunny showing up Thursday evening
Met this girl a long time ago in my college town.
I think she was chilling in front of a party with her twin sister and friends. As far as I can remember nothing special happened when I approached, not even a #close.
We've occasionally been running into each other ever since, then communicating/ texting party locations.
Funny thing is one time she invited me to her friend's b'day party and didn't want to dance with me. I may have been a bit goofy and uncalibrated, don't even think we ever really flirted.
What did I do? I went to her twin sister and got blown out too lol. Then again this was aback in April.
Anyways I texted her the other day and this is what went down. I feel I did too much texting but i'm still looking good so far.
7/16/2013
ME: (11:56AM) Aye girl
HER: (12:00PM) Ayy wassup?
ME: (12:18PM) Being bad and texting in class. What mischief are you causing
HER: (12:55PM) Lol same here and what r u saying haha I'm innocent lmao
ME: (1:10PM) So hold we're both bad then, when are we getting married?
HER: (1:12PM) Lol ur crayy
ME: (1:23PM) Nah, girl i'm fucking awesome. Saw you and your gang friday night btw
HER: (1:24PM) Haha where?
ME: (1:27PM) the street 711 is on which intercepts *Street* . I was the asshole driving in reverse
HER: (1:29PM) Lol I don't remember that but u shoud've said hi!
ME: (1:37PM) Proving once again i'm an asshole. What are we going to do about that
HER: (1:41PM) Ahaha why r u an asshole u seem pretty noce to me whenever i see u
ME: (1:47PM) well let's find out shall we
HER: (2:04PM) Haha sure. R u taking classes at *university name* or *city college name*
ME: (2:15PM) City college!!
HER: (2:21PM) Cool i'm taking classes there this summer too
ME: (6:39PM) Ya we getting married. What classes are you taking?
HER: (6:40PM) Lol i'm taking psych and history. wbu?
ME: (6:59PM) Good shit. I'm taking the love language: French. My famiily speaks it so i have t keep up
HER: (7:19PM) Ohh nice.. Where r u from again?
ME: (7:36PM) Cameroon is where it's at. You?
HER: (7:46PM) Where is Cameroon? And i'm from Los Angeles
HER: (7:47PM) Lol that sounded stupid I know it's in Africa but where in Africa
ME: (7:58PM) Hahaha you think you're sly, no way you knew where Cameroon is! ;) It's on the West coast
ME: (7:58PM) P.S one of my close buddies is from Pasadena
HER (7:59PM) I really did know it was in Africa!!!
HER (8:00PM) Haha and is it that short white guy? I have met him a few times
ME: (8:07PM) Lmfao! Careful girl, he's sensitive about the word short. Nah I don't think you've met yet. Sounds like you're a nerd then, I like nerds
HER (8:36PM) Haha well it's true! Lol do you have Instagram
ME: (8:57PM) Oh i broke your heart right there. I've yet to hop on that bandwagon :P Add me on fb: *Name*
HER: (9:00PM) Nah it's cool lol I just got Insta like 3 weeks ago
ME: (9:13PM) Gawd you never told me you have a French name. I'm so going to give you shit for it ;)
HER: (9:14PM) I'm French Canadian lol
ME: (9:23PM) Tu parles alors Francais?
HER: (9:24pm) If that means do I spea French the answer is no lol
ME: (9:24pm) What am I going to do with you...
HER (9:25PM) Hahah
ME: (9:47PM) Lol what's your schedule looking like this wee? Let's hang out
HER: (9:49PM) I have a midterm on thurs so lets hang thurs night!?
ME: (10:12PM) Yeah it's my day off, i'm down. Let's meet in front of Starbucks, does 8 work?
HER: (10:13PM) Why can't we meet at your house?
ME: (10:22PM) We going to grab food to take out. Let's meet at my spot then. *Address*
HER: (10:30PM) Yah that sounds good. R u planning on going out?
ME: (10:35PM) When?
HER: (10:36PM) Thursday lol
ME: (10:42PM) Well I didn't know duuurr!! I like your thinking, i'll have to see what my connects are up to. (I realized she was referring the the occasional parties that occur in our college town thursday night)
HER: (10:44PM) Haha yah we should drink and go out! i'm always down for dancing
ME: (10:54PM) Way to spice up the fun! Let's see you keep up with me ;)
HER: (10:55PM) Hahah only if there's a hip hop dance party lol (we've established we're more into hip hop parties)
ME: (11:06PM) I'm with you on that one princess
HER: (11:07PM) Lol right!? Straight up tho
ME: (11:13PM) Mhmm! Time for my beauty sleep, i'll talk to you later Autumn
HER: (11:13PM) Aight nighty night!
beat it up and give her the ketchup.
She's asking YOU to meet up. I'm sorry but what's the question here? Don't throw up obstacles and doubts for yourself that aren't there otherwise. Just get her out. Make sure your logistics are planned out neatly. AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!
Towards the end of the exchange, it seems like you got into your head and tried to "game her".
she wanted to meet up and dropped plenty of hints/interest but you didn't capitalize.
Just remember this: She wants you to to fuck her. It's painfully obvious. Don't chicken out and screw it up or you've got a nearly impossible job of recovering.
If she meets up with you at your house, kiss her there and see what happens. If she wants to have sex then, pull the trigger! She'll forgive you for being a man, she won't forgive you for being a pussy.
If not, make sure that you have a plan to get her back there after your night out. It will be much easier to do if she's been in your house already :)))
Time for my beauty sleep?
I couldn't think of a more awkward last text to send a girl. That's like gay best friend shopping for cardigans on Sunday shit bruh bruh