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Just randomly thought I'd post this. She's a hottie that's generally a very happy girl. Loves life, has a good, happy vibe about her... Judging from her pictures. Some of it may seem chody, but I think it's smart to calibrate after the girl. I'd love to bang the shit out of her. Name: Nina, 28 yrs old. Kinda flaky. I'm in Budapest right now, for some vacational hunting. Here goes:

Me: You, Nina.... Have the happiest smile on tinder. It's almost like a squirrel that has found a stash of soooo many nuts!

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Dafuq?

Dafuq?

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Her: Aaww that made my

Her: Aaww that made my day!
Her: Thats a great way to explain my general state of being- hyperactive and excited :D (Yes, calibration worked. She's just a happy girl with good self-esteem).

Me:Happy girls are the prettiest ;-)

Her: But i have to say u look so serious on ur pictures (shit test?)

Me: Yeah, I am even worse in real life!
Me: No, just kidding. I bet that scared you a bit, lol

Her: No wonder.. Ue robbing banks all the time on dates :) (my profile jokes about them being used as my decoys while robbing a bank. Shit that bank robbery is getting really old, lol)
Her: Its a serious job :)

Me: Well, if you wanna live large amd not work all the time, then you have to step up, right? lol
Me: You have a good vibe, it's attractive, so far ;-)
Her: Well, thank you
Me: You are not entirely Hungarian are you?
Her: I was appealed by your concept of a romatic dinner on ur profile pic (emoji with heart eyes) (I have a pic of two burgers from McDonald's amd a picture of a candle on an iPhone, lol)
Her: I'm from Croatia
Her: And you?
Me: Nina, kako si, ljubav mi moja! ;-) (Croatian: Nina, what's up, my love)
Her: Jako dobro, zlato moje :D (Croatian: Very good, my darling)
Her: That was fast google translating *thumbs up*
Me: Oho, a Kroatian woman... Dammit, you HAD to be Kroatian right?! You ladies are my one weakness (fuck, yes!)
Me: Nope ;-)
Her: Hahahah
Her: So tell me this amazing Croatian woman experience !

Me: Bosnian, Serbian & Kroatian... You're all generally different from each other
Me: Kroatians are usually very friendly, smart and a bit shy, lol

Her: Croatians tend to be a bit cold and distant sometimes, but once you get to know us we are fun :)
Me: I <3 Kroatians (emoji with heary eyes)
Her: Once you melt out heart a little.. We are the best (she qualifies some more. Gooood)
Me: But, I've just met you
Her: And where are u from?
Me: But you seem cool so far
Me: I was born in Pakistan. But live in Sweden
Me: I know sooooo many Balkans
Her: Nice :) actually my mom is moving to Pakistan next week !
Her: Yeah there are loads of balkan ppl in sweden.. Its like a second Bosnia/croati
... *crickets for a day)
Me: Btw... I just hope you are not an old man who has stolen a cutie's pics to kidnap a sexy man, lol (thx MW)
Her: U will never know (devil smiley)

Me: No way! You are bullshitting me about your Mom, lol
Her: Im not.. Im fully serious
Her: Shes moving to Islamabad for 2 years for her job :(
Me: I will tell the President to serve her 1st class palačinke (Croatian delicious pancakes) amd rakiya (indigenous, famous bootleg liquor in the balkans, made of plums) every morning
Her: Hahahahah yes please
Her: And to treat me like a princess when i go and visit her
Me: Ok, that can be arranged, but you will have to work for that kinda treatment. It doesn't come for free, lol (telling her she's gonna have to work for shit. I ain'tfree).

Me: Btw, darling Nina... Do you drink/smoke/have tattoos?
Her: No tatoos, i do drink but not much and rarely i have a cigarette or two
Her: But why that specific question?
Me: Just curious
Me: I don't smoke
Me: Listen, Nina... I have to go for a while. Need to do some stuff
Me: Let's meet up some time in the near future, what are your plans?
Her: Sure, are u just visiting budapest now?Me: Not "just". I come here regularly. Love the city! :D
Her: Its an amazing city! Except today with the thunder
Me: Pumpkin, you are not afraid of the thunder are you? That's so cute! *emoji that blows a kiss*
Her: Its thunder! Its scary :D
Me: Well, I'm a Man. I'll protect you, if you promise you don't chew food/chewing gum loud ;-)
... *Crickets for 1-2 days*
Me: Ok, I guess lightning will strike down on your ass and make tasty bacon of it. I don't eat pork *emoji that blows a kiss*
Her: Hahahahaha *monkey covering eyes smiley*
Her: So inspirational
Me: I know. Please try to control yourself until we get to know each other better ;-)
Her: I just cant resist thinking of lightning strikinh my ass! *scared emoji*
Me: Are you saying your ass if your bedt feature? I thought it was something else...
Her: I didnt think of it that way but ur imagination just awes me
Her: How are u enjoying budapest?
Me: It has presented me with a fantastic opportunity
Me: Why thank you. You are not so bad yourself. How do the coming few days look for you?
... *Crickets for days 3-4 days*
Me: Hmm..... Not so sure I dare meeting you anymore... lol (Gotta make her chase again and not loose my value)
Her: Hey! Sorry im in london for a few days for work - are u around in budapest this weekend?
Me: Yes (I think I sounded a lil butt hurt woth that short answer. Whatchu think?)
...*Crickets*

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Yo I couldn't post android

Yo I couldn't post android emojis. That's why my thread got cut into pieces

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You're sorta missing the

You're sorta missing the mark/timing when you qualify or bait her. You wanted to do it a little sooner actually. You gave her a couple too many compliments in the beginning and her hard-charging interest in the beginning sorta waned. You've still got her, it's just not quite as full of intrigue for her as it was. 

For instances as soon as she remarked about the appeal of your romantic mcdonald's date.. DUDE.. you shoulda started working on logistics while still maintaining the humor and qualification. That was the signal, papi. Instead you kept on keeping on and the fire slightly died. 

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Bro go for logistics.

Bro go for logistics. Something along the lines of bank robberies and mcdonald's in budapest. You need a consort and a decoy, etc. Don't get too crazy too soon, edge into it and bait for her investment but that's the move. 

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Oh man, I just read this.

Oh man, I just read this. Thanks, I'll keep this in mind again. Definitely. I hit her up today and got the date. We've agreed time/place. She just wanna reconfirm tomlrrow, but it looks good

Us: ... Bla bla bla ...
Me: Ok, now for the important stuff.
Her: Hahaha ok the important stuff!
Me: Come, meet me. Let's have the *worst*, shittiest date of our lives together! ;-)
Her: Hahahaha that sounds like a shitty proposal :)
Her: When?
Me: Saturday afternoon, 20:00
Me: We'll meet somewhere, maybe on Kiraly. We'll have drinks. Steal all kids pokemons...maybe pull down pants of old people and then run the fuck away!
Me: ...after we take selfies doing that, of course!

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Oh man, I just read this.

Oh man, I just read this. Thanks, I'll keep this in mind again. Definitely. I hit her up today and got the date. We've agreed time/place. She just wanna reconfirm tomlrrow, but it looks good

Us: ... Bla bla bla ...
Me: Ok, now for the important stuff.
Her: Hahaha ok the important stuff!
Me: Come, meet me. Let's have the *worst*, shittiest date of our lives together! ;-)
Her: Hahahaha that sounds like a shitty proposal :)
Her: When?
Me: Saturday afternoon, 20:00
Me: We'll meet somewhere, maybe on Kiraly (@ The Bazilika). We'll have drinks. Steal all kids pokemons...maybe pull down pants of old people and then run the fuck away!
Me: ...after we take selfies doing that, of course! ;-)
Her: Hahahaha LOVE!
Her: Im in! Now thats a good way to sell a good date
Us: ...bla bla bla... I cut it off later to maintain some space. I told her I have a mystery challenge for her (thumb wars).

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Niiiiiiiiiice!!!

Niiiiiiiiiice!!!

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