Crossfit Chick
Riight, short backstory:
Met this girl at the gym one day a few weeks back while I was punching some bag- had a little chat in the gym, then exchanged numbers so I could teach her a little bit of boxing in the near future. Gave her a little session a week or so later (Used it as an opportunity to get some physicality in of course-)- and have been texting back and forth here and there over the last couple weeks- both had busy schedules so haven't managed to meet her outside the gym. Angling for a meetup now in my following post.
Me: I love my bed. Just thought I should share that.
Girl - 4 mins later: I also love my bed. Could not sleep last night though. Been to see an MOD base on Farnham today. Exhausted!
Me - 4 mins later: That sucks dude. What's keeping you awake? Boogey man?
Girl - 2 mins later: Haha! I wish, at least that would be exciting. Last night I was just too hungry! Then thought I'd left it too late, that went on for about 2 hours. Silly girl...
Me - 3 mins later: Why not eat in the bed? Hide a special treat under your pillow. Best of both worlds girl!
Girl - 1 min later: You see, that's why they're gonna pay you the big bucks Eli!
Me - 1 min later: Haha, I'd hoped that'd be for designing buildings. Oh well. :P Before I take this convo in the most random direction possible- when're you free for a box n a drink luthor?
Girl - 10 mins later: You will be! Dunno, I'm at work weekdays at the moment, it's my birthday on Saturday so I'm going to XY-shire for the weekend but after that? When are you free?
Me - 57 mins later: I'm free as a bird now dawg. haha. I'll definately be free next week, i'll be working mornings though- give me a bell when yah get back
Girl - 2 hrs 31 mins later: Yes will do. I cannot call you dawg back... I just can't quite pull that off!
Me - 13 hrs 26 mins later: You may only refer to me as dawg from this point forth. dawg.
Girl - 4 mins later: I will change your name in my phone forthwith!
Me - 5 mins later: I concur. Make it so number 1.
Me - 6 days 6 hrs later: What's up dawg? How was the shire?
Girl - 2 mins later: Haha! I was in the gym earlier and felt the urge to text just 'Dawg'. The Shire was fine, small and slightly odd being back there. Bumped into Eddie Redmayne as one does! How are you?
Me - 6 mins later: Haha, really should've given in to that urge Luthor- So rewarding. Assuming that's the home town then- been away for a while ay? I'm goood, coaching has me tied up and perpetually knackered, but still good.
Girl - 45 mins later: I should have. Next time I will! I was only away for my birthday weekend really but had to work straight away, scouting in East London. Tiring! What do you coach?
Girl - 21 mins later: Sorry I of course mean, what do you coach, Dawg?
Me - 45 mins later: Hahaha, Gold star for you Lexi. I coach football (mainly, bit of tennis and rugby too) to kids by day-
Girl - 1 min later: And by night?
Me - 19 mins later: Boxing, apparently How about that drink Saturday? (I was stupidly stumped by that "and by night?" reply, even though that was clearly the reply I wanted, overthought whether to take it sexual, stripper, fighting crime- thought fuck it, pussied out and went for the meetup instead. Got my reply though- "As it should be, night boxing, what a concept! For sure. Where shall we go?")
Well, your texting is decent, this girl is obviously invested. You're done there. Don't worry about sexualizing it through text! You got compliance, that's all you need. Meet up with her. Escalate, Win.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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