Curly hair tinder chick

Just started tindering, this is the first convo I've had where I've gotten the girls number, Used a lot of Bateman's lines and it seemed to go pretty well but dies down at the end

Me: Hey whats up I want to meet you

Her: you move fast lol

Me: yeah

Me: your not a sociopath right?

Her: haha no I am not

Her: Are you

Me: ...ugh thank god

Me: No i'm quite normal

Her: how come you only have one picture

Me: Cuz im really ugly in my other ones

Me: just kidding I dont have many recent pics on Facebook cuz Facebook is for old people

Her: lol really

Her: haha I feel you!

Her: what town are you from?

Me: [town]

Me: you?

Her: oh super close to me lol

Her: [town]

Me: Damn [town] is the GHETTO lol

Me: I've been to a party there in a trap house

Her: lol wait are you being serious

Her:  There isnt even a ghetto part of [town]

Me: no lol that house I went to was ghetto

Me: lets take this off the crazy world of tinder your messages are lagging

Me: whats your number

Her: haha okay [number]

Me; Hello is this the crazy psychopath named [name] I met on tinder

Her: haha yes it is

Me: [name] do you have any cool friends

Me: cuz my parents arent home ill week and your close so Id love to whoop your ass at beerpong

Her: I guess depends on what your consider cool but I would say so & haha oh yeah?

Her: Im assuming you use tinder as a way to hook up with girls

Me: im a tinder newb

Me: id fuckin destroy you at beer pong you'd cry

Her: haha idk how I feel about going to someones house idk at all

Her: what if your a rapist or something

Me: lol yeah im a tinder rapist

Her: lol never know

Her: well how old are you, do you go to school?

Me: im 18 I go to [school]

Her: ahh you going to be a senior?

Me: uyuup

Her: your a baby

Me: yah i feel kinda old for highschool

Me: oh well

Me: gimme some details about yourself

Her: did you stay back or something? & im 20 I went to community college for 2 years & I will be attending university of [city] in the fall as a junior

Me: I think I went to school late or something

Me: I deifntely did not stay back lol

Her: haha makes sense

her: when is your bday

Me: [birthday]

Me: so yeah... dont bring a weirdo over my house

Me: ill bring my coolest swagger out buddy

Her: your a little babie for me

Me: well get along fine

Me: fine I dont like your haircut anyways

Her: haha whoa!

Her: I was driving & whats wrong with my haircut!!!

Her: my hair is actually different than in the pics

Me: you better not be texting and driving

Her: [monkey surpise emoji]

Her: bad habit I always do

Me: yeah I better not catch you doin that again

Me: or bad things will happen

Her: haha oh yeah

Her: do you have instagram

Me: yeah {instagram]

Me: whats yours so I can see your new haircut

Her: {instagram]

Her: no wait thats not it

Her: {instagram]

Me: oh wow

Me: sluttiest insta Ive seen in a while lol

Me: besides mine

Her: lol not slutty at all

Her: F U!

Me clam down

Her: you are a cutie

Me: pshh those pics are old

Me: you should see me now

Her: lol I noticed thy are old pics

Me: im really fuckin fat now

Her: im huge

Me: I hope your talking about your boobies

Her: Iw ish

Her: my boobies are shrinking

Me: oh no

Me: yhats awful

Me: I hope you didnt get kidnapped

Me: now im gonna have to put your face on the back of a milk cartoon

Her: no im exhausted

Her: but cant sleep

Me: send me a pic of your amigo your bringing over