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Oh this will be fun! She's taking the train in, she's about 30 mins away. Gonna pick her up around 4, take her to my place for some badminton and swimming lol. Maybe go out for some food somewhere and probably bang her at some point. 

I think the move is get her in her swim suit for swimming and badminton. Turn on the steam shower, bring her in the steam shower, it will get all dark and invisible and I'll just take her clothes off and fuck her hehehehe. Then food after lol. 

Here's the last few texts 

me: Okay well we could get together earlier on wedneday like 6 or something

no response

me: It's fine

me: I don't like your haircut anyway

her: Sorry!!! Year wednesday could work

me: Ah it wil have to be a different day. Probably Friday or sumtin

her: Yaaaaa probably

me: K we'll do like badminton and some swimming. Have some good songs loaded up on ur phone

her: You're def gonna beat me in the bathing suit competition and what kind of music are you into? (tonge out smiley face)

me: I like a wide mix of music. Right now I really like 80's new wave lol

me: And I do look pretty fantastic in my European thong speedo

her: I'm crossing my fingers you don't like country? ANd ahahha yeah I can't really compare to that speedo

me: Hah i'm fine iwth countrysome i like some not at all

me: Yeah bet u wear one of those one piece bathing suits. So retro

her: Ahahah good good, and no i unfortunately stick to the basic bikini, minus the abs

me: Haha well abs don't even look that sexy on a girl

no response

me: How's my little hs girl! 

her: Good besides the fact that have exams coming up and lots work to do. how are you

me: Ah yah that's the worst. I haven't wrote an exam in year ;)

me: I 'm prettay great! I hope you're still planning on coming down to toronto Friday ahha

her: Wow must be nice.... ANd yeah! I could make my way down (teeth cletching emojo(

me: Haah not with that emojii you're not. You're meeting up with a Bateman, not a fucking brit (her last name we'll say is O'Bateman)

her: Haahhahha sorry I'll make sure to be on my best behavior

me: Yah u best otherwise you'll be going the right way for a spank bottom and I don't care who knows it

her: Aahahhaha okay

me: (evil emoji). What time did you want to come down to the city tm?

her: I finish school at 1:30 so anytiem after that is good

me: 3 or 4 would be perfect! 

me: Alright sweet I'll aim for thatttt

I've been having great results with solidifying plans with saying (blank) will be perfect! OR we're doing friday

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lol dude I was wrong! She's

lol dude I was wrong! She's coming to see you...and no parents, sweet!

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Enjoy the badminton and the

Enjoy the badminton and the swimming and have fun in your shower  - solid text game ;)

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Easily one of the hottest

Easily one of the hottest girls I've banged in my life. The type of girl that's so fucking hott, after you finish cumming, you just want to lie in bed with her and admire her body like all day. Cool energy, very relaxed, a little self depricating (i'm working on her confidence hehe) and funny.

Pick her up from the subway and just carry the same vibe from text in conversation. Bring her to my backward and pour us some summer rekorderlings (sweedish ciders). I remember mw teling me I need to lead more. So I chilled on some outdoor chairs for 20-30 minutes talking and shit. Then moved her around the backyward. Up to the turret. Start kissing there and go into my usual routine.

Let myself get massively turned on by doing with her what I please. Usually this means grabbing her ass. Putting her hands up against the ledge, spreading her legs and feeling her entire buddy then pressing myself into her. I lead her down to the otherside of the backyward. 

I get her to invest into me before sex. I tell her, tell me something about yourself you don't normally tell people.

This was pretty fucking smart lol. She's like I don't know. I'm like what drives you fucking crazy. I can't stand loud chewers, you're not a loud chewer are you? Otherwise this would so not work out. She's like I dont think I am. 

I tell her to ask me something. She asks me like where would i love to travel... yadayada. Tell her I'm going to kick her butt in some pool.

I beat her in pool. Then tell her it's time for my massage. Bring her into the guest bedroom. Get her to take off her shirt while she massages me. I get bored of getting a massage.

Get her to take off her pants and come into the covers. Feel her young fucking amazingly hott 17 year old buddy up against me. I'm checking out her ass which is fucking fantastic. MW, you'd be jealous lol. 

I talk for a bit then get her to stroak my cock. I feel her tight little pussy. It's nice and tight as fuck.

I throw the condom on and fuck her wild for the next two hours. 

I get her to let go a bit. Even call her my dirt little whore. She was very reserved at first haha. Super reserved. 

But when she felt like I wans't going to judge her and when she saw me let go, she got really into it. Fuck me harder, spank me, choke me, yes, yes... That sort of thing! 

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That's awesome dude, good

That's awesome dude, good shit.

I'm definitely setting up my tinder and practicing my texting with it

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Oh shit dude!! Lol  Yeah mang

Oh shit dude!! Lol 

Yeah mang I know the type. Your dick is like, "uh uh. It's not time for bed". 

And you brought her over to your house first thing huh, ;) SAHWEEET 

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Manwhore wrote: Oh shit

Manwhore wrote:
Oh shit dude!! Lol 

Yeah mang I know the type. Your dick is like, "uh uh. It's not time for bed". 

And you brought her over to your house first thing huh, ;) SAHWEEET 

Yah dude, I stopped being a bithc haha.

Funny enough, her friend actually called to make sure she wansn't dead HAH!  

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Duuuude haha Id be lying if i

Duuuude haha Id be lying if i said I wasnt jealous. Nice fucking work man!

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Yeah I've had girls hold onto

Yeah I've had girls hold onto my I.D. while I banged their sister in my car. One girl told me in the beginning not to rape and murder her friend. By the end of the night she was only telling me not to murder her. One time a sister called I took the phone answered it and hung up on her. Oops that's not an example 

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wait so I am the only one

wait so I am the only one who's wondering if this girl being 17 is a problem? Is this somewhere where it's legal? 

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It's legal almost everywhere

It's legal almost everywhere dude. Lol

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Manwhore wrote: It's legal

Manwhore wrote:
It's legal almost everywhere dude. Lol

yah it's kind of fucked up that so many people make such a huge deal about a 20 something banging a 17 year old, or hell, even 16 year old. What's the big fucking deal. I don't get it! 

Literally everyone I talk to think sleeping with a 17 year old is fucked lol.

Well actually my one buddy thinks it's like the hottest thing ever. So maybe he's the only one who isn't full of shit 

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if it's legal. sall good. not

if it's legal. sall good.

not legal - dont touch it

zero judgments. just the way it is