Date with 19 yr old daughter of a work mate tomorrow
Nothing can go wrong with that plan. My mate is her Mum as well, and the whole thing conjures images of a Quagmire Family Guy scene:
Q: Hey young lady. How old are you?
Girl: 16...
Q: 18?
Girl: Mommm!!!
Q: I like where this is going
Tbh through my pre-texts I think I’ve got a strong frame for her coming back (gym girl, she says she wants to try my new flavour protein shake, and has made other similar remarks about my bed and room) so I’m thinking hastened kino and get her on the tube asap, so to speak.
Lol are they aware of it? Stuff like this has only ever happened to me by accident
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
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Bang her, she'll be cool with it:)
It's not been mentioned and we've spoken a few times since i arranged it. I reckon so though, I rate she secretly wanted me to try as she kept saying "oh xxxx needs to date an older guy she wipes the floor with young guys"
I can see what she means I guess, young lady constantly shit tests, it's been quite helpful actually. I can see why if you're 18 or so she'd be a nightmare but I am 31, a rare occasion where being in my 30s has seemed an advantage.
It's not been mentioned and we've spoken a few times since i arranged it. I reckon so though, I rate she secretly wanted me to try as she kept saying "oh xxxx needs to date an older guy she wipes the floor with young guys"I can see what she means I guess, young lady constantly shit tests, it's been quite helpful actually. I can see why if you're 18 or so she'd be a nightmare but I am 31, a rare occasion where being in my 30s has seemed an advantage.
haha she'll appreciate you being a man and pulling your dick out for sure.
Signed sealed delivered. Hotter than expected tho shy girl so I should've known.
Does that mean you banged her?
Omg something tells me he didn't..
*facepalm*
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Obfuscation or whatever the word is lol I can clarify I definitely did, slept for about 11hrs...found out she didn't tell her mum (my workmate) we were meeting, so now I have to keep it all quiet at work. I like the idea of it being a secretive thing anyway, also it indicates she wants something more casual, which is fine by me.
In some respects a perfect type of girl to date, very tolerant of social pressures, which means you can be a bit off form and she'll come back still. I like girls like this, especially hot 19 year old packages. But we got on well regardless so all good.
I love teenagers.
Aaaaand.. he didn't bang. lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You really seem to think I didn't - we went back to mine about midnight and spent a good couple of hours fucking in my room, it was earlyish still so a lot of my housemates definitely heard all that, although hopefuly not my drunken dirty talking.
Quirky girl. She jumped on me on the tube saying "some girl kept looking at you", which was quite cute of her.
But yes the deed was done, this is not some salacious creative writing excersise on my part.
Excellent. Why didn't you say so now you've thrown the whole thing into question
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I'll be more to the point next time