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Met this girl at a hot dog stand last week lol. I spent 10 mins searching in the snow storm looking for a girl from kijiji. I ran up to this girl "Hey! Are you.." And she hits me with Bambi eyes. I just mutter "fuckkk" as I slowly start to jog away still in search of the kijiji girl, it was important. I find we and after I deal with her I walk aback and she's still there. I just walked up and started chatting, and thought I was searching for a tinder date lol. I make it directly clear I wanted her to be my tinder date. She tells me she's waiting for her dad but to take her number. Jackpot! 

We we text very minimally over the next couple days. She is pretty clearly down to meetup but not able to for a few days. We just text once or twice a day to stay in touch. And then we lose contact for a couple days while she's at a wedding. She gets back and gets sick so we push it back a few days and agin just text a simple what's up. It wasn't naturally picking up so I just left it minimal.

the date comes, I pick her up at a bus stop and we got to a bar. I was wondering while going to meet her how hot she actually was, I only saw her in a snow storm lol. Well fuck me she takes off her hat scarf and jacket and I just obscenely gawked the whole time while carrying in the conversation without really hiding my appreciation though. She is HOT, definitely a 10. About half way through the date I realize this girl has probably had barely any negative social pressure.. EVER. She was so cheery, upbeat and a positive person it was awesome. Smart cookie too so the date when easy as I was pretty interested in just asking her shit. And then eye raping while she talked. 

2 1/2 hours later I realize I've been an idiot for just sitting her the whole time. I didn't let it phase me, it was actually in the back of my mind to move around but there was heatedly anywhere to bounce to even within the bar cause it was super packed. It didn't seem to matter, we start walking out the bar and I dragged her away from her going home right away. We keep talking but before we go through a broken fence into a sketchy industrial area she asks where we're going. I just said for a walk to see the store we talked about earlier. This store is literally right next to my place thankfully  and walk her in. She takes a long time to get undressed. She takes off one layer of bots and sits and takes it all in for minute before carrying on with her jacket, etc.

eventually she's in her outfit and I sit her on my lap and resumed the kissing we started earlier in the walk. I move her to the bed and I repeatedly get my hands tugged away from under her clothes in between her asking me random personal questions. I plainly answer while we carry on making out. She eventually stops everything, rolls over but nestles in. I tell her I'm setting her an alarm and it's settled she's sleeping over. After a few mins I strip down and hop back in, she makes a comment but I didn't really hear. She takes off her jeans and I tug at her shirt until she removes that too. Underneath everything was amazing and I was a kid in candyland. I started cycling between just appreciating and feeling her to kissing and groping each other. Every once in a while we fall asleep before picking up where we left off. She throws out lmr, she wants to go slow, not a slut, is out of her comfort zone. I acknowledge or ignore what she says. I pass out and wake up with her chest and neck in my fave and started planting kisses. She got into it and I moved her panties to the side and she started to slid over me. The angle is awkward to go in but I was really enjoying this as it was so I was in a rush to change what was happening.. Maybe a little too much hotness because I ended up exploding after a minute or two. I was really enjoying her so I played with her a little more but didn't bang yet. I made her finish and we both passed out for good, finally. Woke up too late in the morning after that to do anything more, we just kissed for a bit before both headed out. 

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Sorry for the horrible

Sorry for the horrible grammar, that was all done on my phone. Texted this girl just minimally again. Here's yesterday and today's convo 

her: At least you had a nap. I have friends coming over for dinner tonight so I gotta rush home, shower and get cooking 

me: Mm sounds awesome, I got a night full of studying ahead.. Boo. What are you cooking up tnight 

Her:  *kickass three course meal* 

me: omg sounds delicious, you can cook

her: lol yeah I can cook, mostly cause I love to eat

*was out for a few hours*

me: how'd it turn out panda

her: soooo good. 

Her: too good! I'm stuffed 

Me: morning gorgeous 

me: pass out early, you dinner party went sweet 

her: morning! And yeah thanks it did

me: awesome, I finally finished work! Wknd!! 

Her: awe! Good for you, wish I was.. Well only a few more hours now

me: hah oh no sorry to rub it in beb, I finished just as you started

me: what's keeping you going today

her: a margarita at home tnight is calling my name

me: you have tequila

her: yup and triple sec 

her: lol I like to keep a fully stocked bar 

me: need me to pick up some lemons or limes

me: you better not drink that pre juiced shit

her: lol never. Would you plz pickup limes?

jackpot! I'm heading over later tnight. 

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So you pre-ejaculated before

So you pre-ejaculated before you even stuck it in side her? Lol 

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It was hours of half asleep

It was hours of half asleep foreplay so I wouldn't put it in those words. Sealed the deal last night tho, and found out she is a ford model

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Yo so that night I got the

Yo so that night I got the lmr speech the second things went passed kissing, which wasn't long after the date started. Tells me she wants to take it slow and taking off her pants the other night was a bad idea, she likes me and wants to but wants to get to know each other better. was talking a mile a minute. I just held eye contact and fluxed between expressing "what are you talking about" and smirking cause she's so flustered.Seems she feels like a slut when she bangs a guy on tinder for 2 weeks and then he dips or shit goes south. she was more than down physically but then I hit this roadblock. She wants to fuck but doesn't want me to leave after a week or two? I should've reacted stronger to this I just didn't know what direction to take it. 

 

What's going on there and how should've I reacted? Is this some crazy chick talk or where is this coming from

 

Bit later on I come back from taking a piss and she's changed into her pjs bottoms and bra. I pull her into the bedroom and more of the same resistance, found out it was shark week, but she gave me an awesome bj. I woke up before the alarm and start going again. We're interrupted by a phone call. Eventually im moving things into the shower and Bzzz. The phone call was grandma and now she's at the door! Fuck me time flew. I leave sexually frustrated, wondering if I would've gone down in the shower. 

 

Now I'm not going to be able to see her for at least a couple days but we got rough plans for then. She's kind of a boring texter, but hanging out at her house she isn't really connected to technology much (no fb, shitty computer). So I was thinking of switching to phone game. A quick phone call every once in a while instead of texting to bridge things till the weekend? 

 

Was thinking about that and how I should handled the lmr effectively

 

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It sounds like she was

It sounds like she was verbally in charge of the convo if all you were doing was smirking and asking what she was talking about. That's simple emotional projection, easy to overcome. But you've got to be able to project yourself and it was apparently completely lacking. 

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Manwhore wrote: It sounds

Manwhore wrote:
It sounds like she was verbally in charge of the convo if all you were doing was smirking and asking what she was talking about. That's simple emotional projection, easy to overcome. But you've got to be able to project yourself and it was apparently completely lacking. 

Can you elaborate a little more on this, like what's the best way to kill LMR on this? Was hooking up with a girl a couple weeks ago and while she was fine with giving me a bj and squirting on my bed, she resisted getting a dicking pretty hard. I was enjoying the squirting so I didn't really mind but just curious what you do to get past that when they're rambling like that 

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Jeff I'm very sure we talked

Jeff I'm very sure we talked about this in one of our sessions mang, LOL. This is "high value male escalation" and "yin and yang" style physical escalation. That shit gets handled STAT there ain't no rational decision making on her part, buddy. Pretty sure Icewahine and I did not cover this in our training as he wasn't actually escalating on random girls during this time (he was in a monogamous relationship, lol).

But yeah.. I don't know how you guys are getting bj's and making girls squirt yet won't get your dick in. WHY are you making girls squirt without getting your dick in her? Geezez. Even if I happen to go down on a girl before giving her dick, it's only because I fucking feel compelled to, and as soon as I'm over it I go to stick my cock in her. She knows the way I am built and designed to give her pleasure is by putting my dick in her and making her feel me pump her full of vitamins and minerals. 

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The mouthpiece was on, that

The mouthpiece was on, that was just my immediate reaction. The last girl I posted about who have me this type of lmr was the one I blasted before kicking out. That would've been wayyy too much for this one. I guess any negative emotional projection onto that would've did the trick. We talked a bit about yin and yang, natural escalation. Thinking about that now I probably didn't handle it too badly but fucked it up later

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I dont know lol, its rare

I dont know lol, its rare usually I get my dick in. But this girl was adament about me not sticking it her. She's like Ill give you head all day but just no sex. So yeah I dont know lol at that point Im just like alright

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We had general plans to go

We had general plans to go shoot pool on the wknd but Thursday when I went to firm up the plans she flakes. I left it till late yesterday and sent her the pony princess pic and then

Me: is this you?

me: I saw her running from the police

Next afternoon

her: Lol sorry! I was really hung over yesterday and I forgot to respond to this. I see how you could get confused given the resemblance.. But this is actually me.. *princess emoiji* 

Few hours later

me: Hah I was feeling a bit rough too, you should see my head 

me: nice crown princess but how do you go in adventures without your unipony

her: What happened to your head? 

me: Friday happened *selfie of bruise*

Her: uhoh

her: put something on it so it doesn't scar

me: got any polysporin 

me: lol it'll match the other one

her: lol no but you should get some

me: forget about coconut oil I gotta go chemicals on this one

me: lol what trouble did you cause this wknd

her: too much lol don't ask

ok so this is going no where. Seemed ok at first but doesn't seem like much investment on her part so I mellowed down. Any advice? 

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We had general plans to go

We had general plans to go shoot pool on the wknd but Thursday when I went to firm up the plans she flakes. I left it till late yesterday and sent her the pony princess pic and then

Me: is this you?

me: I saw her running from the police

Next afternoon

her: Lol sorry! I was really hung over yesterday and I forgot to respond to this. I see how you could get confused given the resemblance.. But this is actually me.. *princess emoiji* 

Few hours later

me: Hah I was feeling a bit rough too, you should see my head 

me: nice crown princess but how do you go in adventures without your unipony

her: What happened to your head? 

me: Friday happened *selfie of bruise*

Her: uhoh

her: put something on it so it doesn't scar

me: got any polysporin 

me: lol it'll match the other one

her: lol no but you should get some

me: forget about coconut oil I gotta go chemicals on this one

me: lol what trouble did you cause this wknd

her: too much lol don't ask

ok so this is going no where. Seemed ok at first but doesn't seem like much investment on her part so I mellowed down. Any advice? 

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You've already banged this

You've already banged this girl, right? Just demand she show up and make you a sandwich. 

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