DATING SITE OPENER GUARANTEED TO GET YOU TO THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT!!!!!
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 00:15
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v05qt/im_on_a_dating_site_and_thi...
which one of you fuckers was it? troololololoooooo!
which one of you fuckers was it? troololololoooooo!
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 01:50
#1
Re: DATTO THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT!!!!!
Pretty decent..
I think we've come up with better on here ;)
I think we've come up with better on here ;)
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 01:53
#2
Saw a guy on bodybuilding.com
Saw a guy on bodybuilding.com use something similar years ago. He is a fucking boss with text / online shit. I was trying to find it but gave up for now. It was something like 'we would get married and then I'd cheat on you with my secretary and you'd get fat eating ice cream for comfort then divorce me and I just wanted to say im keeping the tv' but longer and funnier.
I found for the entertainment of this forum what made him famous on bodybuilding.com
1st scenario:
(and a funny pic of his convo with her)
2nd scenario:
(Dave's friend told him to message the girl because he heard she is cheating on her bf [the guy who told dave])
then he fucked her
I found for the entertainment of this forum what made him famous on bodybuilding.com
1st scenario:
(and a funny pic of his convo with her)
2nd scenario:
(Dave's friend told him to message the girl because he heard she is cheating on her bf [the guy who told dave])
then he fucked her
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:45
#3
Re: DATING SITE OPENER GUARANTEED
@icewahine:
That last part didn't make sense. Dammit I was following along and they go and pull a Prometheus on me.
That last part didn't make sense. Dammit I was following along and they go and pull a Prometheus on me.
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:55
#4
Re: DATING SITE OPENER GUARANTEED
The story ended with Dave sending a "u mad" video to the girl making fun of her. Then some newspaper wanted to publish the story but Dave didn't want to since the newspaper company had a bad reputation of screwing people over (he didnt want to get in trouble for taping her without permission).
The fiance never replied but someone found something about a similar story which seems to be about this girl. She said how the fiance kicked her out and all her family now thinks she is a slut and she has nowhere to live lol.
The fiance never replied but someone found something about a similar story which seems to be about this girl. She said how the fiance kicked her out and all her family now thinks she is a slut and she has nowhere to live lol.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 00:13
#5
Re: DATING SITE OPENER GUARANTEED
Sick-Cunt;685.5111;50 wrote:
The fiance never replied but someone found something about a similar story which seems to be about this girl. She said how the fiance kicked her out and all her family now thinks she is a slut and she has nowhere to live lol.
Well that's good.
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