did I fuck this up somewhere?
I accepted her friend request this morning and for some reason she unfriended me on FB this evening around the same time she became less responsive. I'm thinking maybe theres something on my FB she didn't like? It's just a normal profile using the same pics from Tinder. Not gonna add these chicks on my FB anyone ffs.
Me: Hey I found this number on a bathroom stall. It said "text me for a good time". Is this true? ;)
Girl: If you have $3 I kind of want a slurped
Girl: Slurpee
Me - 2 mins later: I'm not a murderer calm down.
Me: Just a rapist (she said you better not be a murderer on Tinder)
Girl - 1 min later: Oh well in that case I live near a creepy park I could like walk through if you wanna go wait in a bush or something
Me - 1 min later: Umm which park
Me: I'm a rapist but a lazy one at that.. Don't really feel like putting up too much of a fight right now
Girl - 1 min later: Clearly I'm a better rapist than
Me - 1 min later: Oh good
Me: Are you gonna counter rape me?
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah like every few minutes we could trade positions from rapest to victim
Girl: Cause that's casual
Me: That's sounds so hawt
Me: Where are you right now?
Girl - 3 mins later: You shouldn't spell hot like that... And I'm at home lol
Girl: Where are you right now
Me - 5 mins later: Outside your window
Me: You're making Kraft dinner right now
Girl: That's so aggressive.... It's weird though cause I'm outside your window... The bed set look adorable btw
Me - 1 min later: Thx my mom got it at IKEA
Me - 1 min later: Might still have some birthday cake left if you want to step in. Doors unlocked.
Girl: Aww that's adorable
Girl: It's your birthday?
Me: It was my moms actually
Girl: Ohh do you live with your mama?
Me: Yeah. Kind of a pain because I have to mute the screams of my victims so they don't wake her. But I get it done.
Girl - 6 mins later: I know how that is I live in my dad's basement suite... Sometimes he complains but I just say I watching horror movies
Me - 2 mins later: Smartie. Where do you live? X neighbourhood?
Girl: Ahaha ya lol my best friends over I can't answer
Me - 3 mins later: Tell me when they leave I wanna talk to you (I called her like twice and she wouldn't pick up)
Me - 2 mins later: Don't rape your friend ok. Friends aren't for raping.
Girl: She's sleeping over :(
Girl: And I don't know if I can help it she's pretty rapable
Me - 1 min later: Wait till she falls asleep and sneak out for me ��
Girl - 3 mins later: I can't do that lol plus if you really are a rapist than she won't know where I went
Me: Leave a note "totally not getting raped right now. Be back in a bit. Xoxo"
Girl - 4 mins later: Ahaha oh my gosh that'd be bad. Plus I barely know you and it's 1am
Girl - 1 min later: Hahaha id it be a surprise tape than a planned one than it's more exhilarating
Girl: Rather it be**
Me: Talk with me on the phone first. I'm a totally safe and sober guy. Bring pepper spray if it makes you feel better.
Girl: Why do you wanna see me so bad tonight though silly
Me - 2 mins later: Um because being spontaneous is fun
Girl: Touché
Girl - 2 mins later: Do you work tomorrow or anything?
Me: No why?
Me: Just doing chores so my mom doesnt get mad ;)
Girl: That's Adorablw
Girl: Will you do my chores for me too?
Me: No
Girl: Well fine than... That would be considered spontaneous
Me: No spontaneous would be us running through the sprinklers in that park.
Me: Chores would just be gay
Girl: Do you drive?
Me: Yeah my moms van
Girl - 1 min later: How rapey
Me - 4 mins later: Its called the rape van in fact
Girl - 1 min later: That's super hot
Girl: Ahahah
Me: Yeah do you want to take a ride
Girl - 2 mins later: Maybe tomorrow if you play your cards right ahah or I can pick you up in my truck lol (At this point i gave up on trying for that night)
Me - 2 mins later: Oh god that would be unsexy. Rape truck just doesnt work.
Girl: Whaaaaaat rape trucks are great
Me - 1 min later: We can hang tomorrow night. It will have to be my place though i'm scared of your dad.
Girl - 7 mins later: What if I'm scared of your mom
Me - 5 mins later: Nah you'll be fine all my friends love her. If anything you'll be annoyed by how nice she is haha.
Girl - 1 min later: Maaaybe. Parents scare me
Girl: What your fb?
Me - 2 mins later: Umm why
Me - 1 min later: Are you gonna facecreep me
Girl - 3 mins later: Noooooo......
Girl - 3 mins later: My friend doesn't think your real ahaha awkward
Me: Name
Me - 10 mins later: Joe? (she added me and her profiles name was Joe)
Girl - 2 mins later: She clicked the add and ya ahaha my little brother had a party when I was camping and they went on my Facebook and changed it... I guess Facebook policy is that I have to wait 60 days
Me: Idk why you even looked me up because you already know im a rapist
Girl - 1 min later: I know I was okay with the whole rapist thing, I feel like now I know you may not be a rapist that this might not work out like I though
Girl: Thought *
Girl - 8 mins later: I'm kidding but I'm sleepy now (couldnt think of shit to say thankfully she msged again lol)
Girl: Sorry for creeping your Facebook
Me: Do you want me to add you ?
Girl: If you want too lol not a big thing
Me: No its cool. Get some sleep you need it.
Girl: How do you know I need it? You are stalking me arnt you
Me: Stop fapping
Girl: How did you know?
Me - 4 mins later: Just a hunch ;)
Girl - 2 mins later: Weird.... Your like psychic
Girl - 31 mins later: I just passed out on the floor for a bit and like woke up to my dad stealing my ipad
Me - 10 hrs 26 mins later: Oh god don't tell me he's gonna creep me too
Girl - 14 mins later: Hahaha he doesn't use fb
Girl: Where are you from?
Me - 13 mins later: Born and raised here actually. I went to X catholic school. Good catholic boy ��
Girl - 4 mins later: So what do you do for fun at a catholic school ahah :)
Me - 5 mins later: Well everyone else did drugs and had sex but I preferred to read scripture
Girl - 1 min later: very nice. well I went to bible camp once
Me - 46 mins later: I went 2 or 3x. It was actually sick eh? This one time at camp we had this Christian rap group called (name) do a show. Lamest and funniest thing I'd ever seen. (tried to do a long message to build rapport/comfort/commonalities but it didnt work lmao)
Girl - 1 hr 46 mins later: Ahaha ya it's pretty fun lol
Me - 1 hr 42 mins later: You at bible camp.. Next thing you know you're twerking at the campfire singing Kumbaya
Girl: Ahaha I will never tweak
Girl: Twerk
Me - 13 mins later: Yeah well chicks tend to do crazy shit when I make it rain with this Canadian tire money
Girl - 13 mins later: Ahahahaha you sound like a pretty big deal
Me - 59 mins later: Come take a ride in the rape van tonight, I have candy
Girl - 2 mins later: Ahaha I'm at a friends place ATM
Me - 13 mins later: Tell me when you leave, we can hang after
Me - 46 mins later: I installed bulletproof windows in case I get shot up (her neighbourhood) style
First time using the app don't hate
Hey dude this was actually a pretty solid convo, but what's the point of it? Why didn't you go for a meetup? This girl hinted at meeting up MULTIPLE times, you just ignored it. I would assume this is still on I'm not sure what's up with the FB thing but you need to actually segue to a meetup STAT. You wasted too much time and if anything that's what's making her lose interest. She's a funny girl and you def unlocked that side of her but you didn't do anything with it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hey dude this was actually a pretty solid convo, but what's the point of it? Why didn't you go for a meetup? This girl hinted at meeting up MULTIPLE times, you just ignored it. I would assume this is still on I'm not sure what's up with the FB thing but you need to actually segue to a meetup STAT. You wasted too much time and if anything that's what's making her lose interest. She's a funny girl and you def unlocked that side of her but you didn't do anything with it.
Thx man, respect. Yeah looking back I think I misunderstood her hints as shit tests that I needed to pass. Eg, when she asked for 3 bucks for a slurpee I ignored it thinking it was a test, but I realize now I should've still agreed to it but turned it on it's head instead, like "OK but you have to do X for me" kinda thing. Pretty fucking obvious looking back.
I'm a noob though that's why I'm here to learn.
Ok sure so just quick technique to try out.. when she throws you something like that.. do your little turn-around thing (in this case the rapist twist) but then take her up on her $3 offer. No chode competitive battle from you, just switch it over to you two hanging out. Casual familiarity possibly hinting at more. Feel that out see what it looks like
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok sure so just quick technique to try out.. when she throws you something like that.. do your little turn-around thing (in this case the rapist twist) but then take her up on her $3 offer. No chode competitive battle from you, just switch it over to you two hanging out. Casual familiarity possibly hinting at more. Feel that out see what it looks like
Update:
Me: Don't just ignore me.. Say something, loser ;)
Me - 1 day 22 hrs later: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But text me the fuck back
Girl - 14 mins later: Ahaha wow way to be aggressive
Me - 5 mins later: If I knew you liked it that much I woulda done it earlier ha.
Girl: Sorry been busy lol you made me laugh though so I thought you earned a response
Where should I take this now? Thinking I should just dodge the "earning a response" thing.
Me: Don't just ignore me.. Say something, loser ;)
Me - 1 day 22 hrs later: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But text me the fuck back
Girl - 14 mins later: Ahaha wow way to be aggressive
Me - 5 mins later: If I knew you liked it that much I woulda done it earlier ha.
Girl: Sorry been busy lol you made me laugh though so I thought you earned a response
Where should I take this now? Thinking I should just dodge the "earning a response" thing.
some ideias:
me: It's ok beb, as long as you are keeping your rapist responsibilities...
follow up with
me: that's interesting, I wonder what I'll earn if I gave you the most orgasmic experience of your life
Me: Don't just ignore me.. Say something, loser ;)
Me - 1 day 22 hrs later: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But text me the fuck back
Girl - 14 mins later: Ahaha wow way to be aggressive
Me - 5 mins later: If I knew you liked it that much I woulda done it earlier ha.
Girl: Sorry been busy lol you made me laugh though so I thought you earned a response
Girl - 2 hrs 9 mins later: See now you don't reply jeez
Women y u so confusing
ideas:
"Didn’t wanna distract you knowing ur so “busy” and all hahaha. JK was at the gym.
I don’t want a response damnit I want a slurpee! :D"
Sorry. Its saturday you know how it goes for us rapists on saturdays
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male