Didnt see this response coming...
Please tell me you said something back.
Me: Oo la la mademoiselle
Me: What if the misses comes home early?
Girl: Then I'll bend her over and teach her to mind her own business
Me: Oui Oui the misses must learn her lesson
Me: Whats my costume? And you can cross Jacob from twilight off the list
Girl: Im not twelve. You'll be Edward.
Me: Ive always wanted a penis that could sparkle in the sun light. Im down
Me: Youre cool. Text me. *my number